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The Ghetto Washingmachine on a tuesday night.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by seven.13, Aug 28, 2001.

  1. seven.13

    seven.13 Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 5, 2000 Messages: 3,572 Likes Received: 19
    So i get home, take a nice refreshing shower and look forward to a nice quiet alone night at home..

    I put some laundrey in the machine, and go chill out with some beer, drawing, and music.
    Now this particuar washing machine, is retarded.
    After all the nice clean water has been pumped in and washed through all the nice dirty clothes, it gets shot out of a hose, into part of the kitchen sink, because the pipe its SUPPOSED to go out of is well, nonfunctional.
    This hose somehow got knocked out of the kitchen sink and on to the floor.
    So the dirty water gets shot out on to the floor. there is lots of. it

    I was in a room sketching and painting away, blaring music, so little did i know that the apartment is being flooded.
    So, once i make the delightful discovery, (that the apt. has a nice slooshy swiming pool)
    i start to try and mop it up.
    since im dead tired, had a bit to drink and just plain clumsy somtimes, i knock over a big potted plant as im trying to clean up the water

    NOW i have a pile of dirt the size of a baby hippo in the middle of the living room floor.
    The wet living room floor.
    Water + Dirt= MUD, as you all know


    well now, hours later, its all cleaned up [​IMG]
    I dont think ill explain how.
    But it involves alot of towels, a squeege, and a conveniet elevator shaft.
  2. a friend of mine knocked over a gallon of primer on the back of my car... that sucked. but your story is good nonetheless
  3. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13

    brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...
  4. Lush

    Lush Member

    Joined: Oct 31, 2000 Messages: 703 Likes Received: 0
    Oh hon!
    that's pretty funny.
  5. House floodings suck.

    My toilet has the awful habit of completely spewing out its contents whenever it gets slightly clogged, mainly because my little brother shits fucking watermelons. So me and this girl are watching a movie at my place, lights out, all chill and whatnot, and she stops the movie to go to the bathroom.

    So I'm all chill, having no idea my little bro dropped a Lincoln log in there a few hours earlier. I hear the toilet flush, she comes back and cuddles next to me, and I hit Play. About ten minutes afterwards, I notice something black and small crawling in front of the TV. I thought it was a cockroach so I get up to go step on it... but then I realize it's been carried around by a moving puddle of water. I turn the lights on, only to realize the entire living room, hallway and dining room are COMPLETELY flooded, and that what I had thought was a cockroach was indeed a happy little piece of shit. Furthermore, similar pieces of shit were ALL over the place, getting under the sofa and slipping under doors.

    The best part was that all that shit belonged to the girl, and she was beyond embarrased. She helped me clean the mess up on the verge of bursting in tears, and I understand her cause I was SO pissed... not at her but the whole fucking wackness of the situation. After 3 hours cleaning her shit she left still embarrased without watching the end of the movie, and thinking about it, it was the perfect opportunity to bust out an "It's alright, babe, don't you worry about it" deal and hit that azzum. Ugh, so wack, so wack. Beer,

    El Mamerro
  6. dsel.ufd

    dsel.ufd New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2001 Messages: 1 Likes Received: 0
    I had my sorry ass water bed flood my room a couple times,Ill never own another one.
  7. K[O]MEGA

    K[O]MEGA Guest

    shit is pretty fuckign funny..
  8. Ski Mask

    Ski Mask 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 11,114 Likes Received: 209
    havent flooded my room, but about 9 months ago mine sprung a leak and I woke up completely soaked, lying in a pool of water. rude awakening...it took me a minute or two to grasp what had happened.
  9. fr8lover

    fr8lover Guest

    yeah, I take my baby down to the street and I buy him a soda-pop
    he's so sweet

    alright now, alright now, alright now
    you said that

    if you want I'll be the one
    take you out and have some fun
    I never never ever ever tell no one
    till the end, till the morning comes

    yeah, I take my baby down to the corner and
    I buy him a soda-pop
    hmm hmm

    alright now, alright now, alright now

    if you want I'll be the one
    take you out and have some fun
    flip a quarter for the toss
    I'd like mine with apple-sauce

    yeah, I take my baby down to the corner and
    I buy him a soda-pop
    `cause he's so neat, sweet

    alright now, alright now, alright now
    okay now

    if you want I'll be the one
    shake my legs and have some fun
    my hearts spinnin' round like a washing machine
    never saw the devil look so damn clean

    yeah, I take my baby down to the corner and
    I buy him a soda-pop
    and he said: "honey, you look so fine"
    and I said: okay, alright, okay, alright

    I was walking up Lafayette street
    it's real empty
    and I looked out and it turned into a big field
    and I looked up in the sky
    and I looked up in the clouds
    and I saw this face looking down at me
    and it's a women's face
    and she threw a quarter down at me and she said:
    "honey, here's a quarter go put it in the washing machine"
    and then I looked up at her,
    I looked up
  10. miz303

    miz303 Banned

    Joined: Aug 23, 2001 Messages: 425 Likes Received: 0
    .........swishballz in your face...63
  11. Lush

    Lush Member

    Joined: Oct 31, 2000 Messages: 703 Likes Received: 0
    This thread is too funny.
    I haven't laughed so hard in ages.
    El Mamerro I feel so bad for that girl because that would be beyond embarassing. Did she ever look at you again? I wouldn't be able to.

    you are beautiful, just not on the inside
  12. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    El Mamerro..reading that made my night...that was one of the best stories I have read on this board.
  13. Secret

    Secret Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 20, 2000 Messages: 3,169 Likes Received: 0
    Julia, Julia, Julia... you never seem to stay out of trouble. [​IMG]

    Mamerrito, that's BEYOND mortifying...

    SIELOETTE Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 13, 2000 Messages: 1,107 Likes Received: 0
    when I was about seven I had a water bed..one morning it sprung a leak..and instead of relising that my water bed was broken..I walked over to my closet in my sleep..grabbed a robe..put it on..over my soaked pajamas and went back to sleep..haha..then woke up for real the next time..and figured out what had happened..
  15. fr8lover

    fr8lover Guest

    when i was real little in day care my friend and i knocked a bunch of sand out of the sandbox onto the floor...at the end of playtime it was our responsibility to sweep it up and put it back in the sandbox...well being the genius i am i say loudly to my friend "well you know what i usually do, is just sweep it under this book shelf!"

    well sure enough the teacher was standing right behind me, sitcom style and he bellowed "OH REALLY??" and i had to clean up the entire room.

    ill never forget that, and i still have a loud mouth that always gets me in trouble...go figure.