Guest PAYROLL Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 payroll pimpish on the mothergrabbin spot the one "nigger" makin ya mommas panties hot the wetness on her twat...is drippy droppin like faucets im a twenty year old recovering alcoholic step to this fool please believe youll end up toast just call me dean martin because i host the flow roast get ghost if ya cant hang with this here rhyme im slangin danglin my nuts around before i start to flangin them motherfuckers in ya mouth like fuckin popsicles i bust you in the fuckin eye until that blood trickles... no im just playin man im a pussy like that no playa hate me because my rhyme comes flat like a-cup titties on flat-chested bitches i keep it dirty as hell wont see me rappin bout no riches or switches on the ride with matchin 22's i stay broke as fuck like "niggers" singin the blues styles concentrated like jews doubledecker skills packed in twos that last line made no sense because my flow is used battered and abused like ho's with low self esteem its payroll bitch the one man dream team more like a nightmare with this wack ass shit if you dont like it motherfucker you can suck my dick ill nut in yer eye make it blind like slick rick im a blood suckin parasite so call me the tick in an emergency call 911 real quick if ya not careful ill come from behind and steal your chick i shave with a bic...the smoothness of my skin is so sick the candle goes out when theres no more wick if youve read this far youre a goddamn prick i started this bullshit thread for shits and kicks if u cant tell, rappin aint my claim to fame thats a nice way of sayin that this shit is lame so new to the game that im a goddamn shame done fell off the map like that nigga corey haim im a big fan of that "tagger" daim when i try to bite the steez it dont come off the same just kiddin bitch i dont pull my own card stop laughin at me when your dumb ass aint hard youre a gangster ballerina rockin a fubu leotard ill slap you bald headed like jean-luc picard i think ill end this flow, than fall in file and rank this is a rhyme swapmeet so dont try to gank you try to battle me bitch ill fuckin stab ya with a shank i just let out a hot fart and boy it smells rank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha... thats the best rap ive ever heard hahahahaha fuckin amazing! go payroll go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 punk in drublic wigger fucks j/k fuck me and all of you!...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 righty righty i think someone should freestyle battle payroll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 yea. nifty. whatever did happen to all those freestyle threads that tease started Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 me and my friend we freestyling on the way home from school. i'm known for not freestyling, but i got at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
()__))> Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 PShaw.... rappin to everyday dealings is easy... try rappin to dis: 030/TE2, Electro-Optical Systems Inc.) Particle Synthesis and Treatment. Doped silica particles can be synthesized by adding 0.5-2% LnCl3‚6H2O to mixtures of acetic acid and water. This amount of dissolved salt gives a slight but noticeable color to the solution. After the lanthanide salt is fully dissolved in the acid-water solution TEOS, which has been stored under dryN2, is rapidly added. A range of molar compositions[TEOS:CH3COOH:H2O)1:(4.0-8.0):(1.5-5.0)] can be used to achieve discrete particles. A typical reaction uses 9 mL of acetic acid, 1.6 mL of H2O, 0.1 g of LnCl3‚6H2O, and 4.5 mL of TEOS. The mixture is agitated for 5-30 s or until the solution turns cloudy white. At this point the mixture is allowed to react for up to 30 min. During the course of the reaction the doped particles will sediment to the bottom of the centrifuge tube. After reacting, the mixture is centrifuged and redispersed in ethanol several times. If the supernatant from the original reaction mixture is left undisturbed for several hours, it will form a clear, brittle, colored solid indicating that not all of the TEOS is used in the particle synthesis, and not all of the lanthanide salt is incorporated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 right on PAYROLL........nice...... It's been awhile since there was decent "keystyle" thread where you could type off the top the of the head eye see 12oz head/ ed into a different space and time through rhymes produced thr4ough induced influence bestowed upon you Payroll dropped a bomb and I drop the bomb too... crews mean nothing when something creative and innovative stops all the cats on this site who fuckin' playerhated I'm wasted from drinking too much no mic in my clutch swithching speed like a transmission with wisdom typed within the transition of thoughts as they come one by one a native son with a native tougne flipping pronouns and vowels the non-existent member of the Nightowls instills fear into cats kickin writtens trying to put flavor in my ear like Craig Mack sit back and relax and flow this cat PAYROLL will leave your style arrested like cardiac heart attacks and leave with all brain cells intact so take off your backpack or knapsack and realize that just because you think you rock like aesop doesn't mean you listen to hip-hop OH My God!mercy me we put clever words together like Godfather Don and Percee-P and ain't nothing you could tell me or sell me What! a sage francis tape C'mon bro.....it's time to create shapes and work 'em over like Picasso painting landscapes with cubism you are shittin' on no one don't talk about pullin heat I know you got no gun and if you did you still wouldn't have the guts to shoot stay rugged like RA broke as fuck don;t care if I ever get loot........... sorry.....I'm drunk as hell.........laTER.......DAMN,i NEED SLEEP.......good lookin...PAYROLL........peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 jealousy is a must with these titties and butts all these "12 year olds" thrown into the world of MANLY lust- at such an early age?? america.. i hope youre afriad..when this economy will be based upon who will get laid. will it be you?? hell nah, it will be me."cause if all the girls were to cross the sea, oh what a great swimmer willy wonka would be" fear me bitch..i made my step dads eye twitch.. so while he goes insane..i kick back, relax and try to maintain.. my status..a fatboy in class with !hella! dirty habits..you silly rabbit..those tricks wont get you through this gate.. cause with my x-ray vision i can see youre fake..when you were 5 years old, you were butt-raped!! -------------------------------------------------- -oh my God! he did not! took one look and saw i was a fruad..kicked my ass and then i was robbed-help me help me i need attention..willy wonka is loose, why wont you listen?! -------------- im just gonna end it there, there's no beat anymore....beer! :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Originally posted by willy.wonka beer http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duh-rye-won Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 my cocos bitches go loco for my cocos/ even tho/ my nuts are stinky like hobos/ my ass blasts more gas than sunoco/ my cock is gigantic/ like the titanic/ and it spits more shit than the atlantic/ i got more semen than the navy/ more gravy/ than thanksgiving dinner/ bitches know my weiner is the winner/ my wiggedy wiggedy weiner is the wiggedy wiggedy winner/ my wiggedy wiggedy weiner is the wiggedy wiggedy winner... fuck yeah. 9am hangover. someone please kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Originally posted by ragsoe505 punk in drublic pobody's nerfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Good lord I'm bored. Being home alone isnt always a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Originally posted by ()__))> PShaw.... rappin to everyday dealings is easy... try rappin to dis: 030/TE2, Electro-Optical Systems Inc.) Particle Synthesis and Treatment. Doped silica particles can be synthesized by adding 0.5-2% LnCl3‚6H2O to mixtures of acetic acid and water. This amount of dissolved salt gives a slight but not............ blahblahblah don't you get tired of dealing with work?? who gives a flying fuck about some physical chemistry protocol give us something we can use! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoniks Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 im a little dork colecting plastic objects like napkin rings and sporks hahaha...no here you go atatch like thc to your brains receptor infect your whole head cloud up the upper sector now your heads so foggy you set off the smoke detector number one inspector checking bagage befor you enter look at the statistics my styles systemaic linguistic words acrobatic and their far from simplistic invadeing bodys like i was parasitic atack your imune system first kill your antibodys clog your blood vesels birst your artarys bodys now become a part of me like a leach that can never be removed your entire existance ive consumed make your body move the neddle skips the next micro groove i see you stealin styles like i stole mona leasa from the louve time twistin im eclipsin beating eagos to submission leave em wishin that they never steped wreck em like a demolition yo..im on the final frontier with more rimes than shakespear shear genious vocab is what you hear oh dear :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 damn, some of yall got skills, keep this shit going!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wink ONE Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 I don't think i can top PayRoll or Phoniks..worth a shot I got skills that are only spoken in a fable Fuck around n get ya heart ripped out through ya navel I'm not mentaly stable Crazy n paranoid so i speak to myself in code So fuckin crazy i'll be on a stolen tricycle runnin' your car off tha road Ima beat ya body off the ground till your vertebrae shatter n your lungs collapse Right before you die i'll fill you back up with air to here you keep screamin Worse then a night mare but your not dreamin' You couldn't hang with me if you were my left nut Started this thread now your stuck Listenin' to my verbal abuse So much skills their profuse Its a verbal assasination Kickin rhymes to you that leave you with a laceration Set me up with opposition and i'll wet 'em Nigga I'm symbolic with death like Levi an his Denim To compare to this shit you'd need a sequal Maybe three cuz 2 definately ain't makin' you equal I don't need another line I think its time to disappear With no equal I think the best is clear.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duh-rye-won Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 9am to 5 oclock/ shadow boxing/ toxins in my system/ wishin i was kissin models/ instead i kissed the bottle/ lady liquor doesn't snicker when i'm too drunk to fuck/ i'd rather keep a full cup than fuck an empty headed slut/ a compulsive personality's a tragedy/ when you're enemy's the remedy/ and the remedy's the drugs affecting me/ the devil on my shoulder slapped the angel/ bent her over/ raped her over sayin i should quit the shit and sober up/ but i won't give up/ like my father's older brother shot himself and was discovered by my fathers other brother/ suicidal tendencies never made no fuckin sense to me/ i love life no matter how fucked up it gets to be/ and a scientific calculation won't give a meaning for existence so just live it/ theres no quiz at the end of it/ and mother nature's not your savior/ she's a fuckin player hater/ and father time won't let you off for good behavior... that took me almost an hour to write. i waste a lot of time at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PAYROLL Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 if it takes an hour to write it then it aint freestyle ill cook and book you, shook rookie, leave you a motionless pile of skin and bones and gray matter other tissues and bile to battle this, mothergrabber, go the extra mile like that "nigger" earnhardt or even michael schumacher yous a bitch-ass cake boy i think ill call you betty crocker come live and direct dont be no fucking spot jocker im offensive as fuck like new yorkers mad at john rocker they call me bathroom stench, i keep it smellin like shit i stink the place up just like a motherfuckin arm pit keepin it funky as hell so that you cannot fuck with it work on ya skill then come back, spit some intelligent wit i know what youre thinkin like, "man, who the fuck is he to say whats cool and what aint, man why he's hatin on me? im down with that nelly and that puff daddy, and when momma aint lookin' i change the tube to b.e.t! i learn all my hip-hop lessons from the cable tv isnt that all it takes for one to be a true G?" bitch i pity you fool, like that nigga Mr. T put on your running shoes, man, because its time for you to flee see? i jump out at people for absolutely no reason dont get mad buddy cuz you know im only teasin' my shits everything to the ears except pleasin' and my styles watered down, just like monsoon season i talk shit on the net because theres no risk at hand i cant hold my own like custer didnt at his last stand if you think my last 5 lines are true youre in dreamland i got all the flavor, ho, your ass is hella bland ill can this battle rap shit before it gets dirty lets clean the thread up shine it up and make it purdy and stop that cursing, instead of "shitty" say "turdy" yeah, yall may not get it but kirk franklin sure heard me cuz hes all about keepin it godly and clean the ronco rotisserie cuts fat, makes pork chops more lean set it and forget it, what does all this shit mean does this freestyle suck, or do you think its peachy keen? jesus christ, i dont know where the fuck my minds gone these lyrics are nuts like im possessed by dr octogon im old school horny just like a motherfucking mastadon its mr. payroll the all-nonsense rappin phenomenon check me into an asylum please i think my brain is diseased im like a yeast-infected pussy cause im full of that cheese i need to change up my style like leaves changin colors on trees so you niggas cant bust me like that midget buddy lee i think what i need is some electroshock therapy put the electrodes on my balls, maybe thatll take care of me if they fry me by accident, send my organs off to charity i die but others live, now do you see the disparity? if you do id like to tell you that youre mad silly g im always on edge, needing thorazine for tranquility i could start drawing checks for my mental disability each time i grab the mic they say, "stop! youre fuckin killin me!" because i tend to grate on your very last nerve pedro martinez gots not shit on my wicked ass curve after 10 newcastles i get behind the wheel and swerve and cause a wreck then go to jail cause thats what i deserve man ill pass it off now to whoever wanna flex their rap muscles and try to put my ass in check try all you want youll just end up a nervous wreck cause steppin up is like asking for a broke neck :loopy: and im out, we'll holla, hold it down, keep it real, peace in chicken grease, the middle east, and all that other bullshit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Originally posted by can of worms pobody's nerfect my itch is dicky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WREK Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 ... ill dump 120z on yah head like a beer helmet most-wanted, deadly melodic...u know the steez ho an i bet when i drop you wont "say-jack" when im flippin your name got my pay-rolled like street corner hustlers, out for fame.. ..like dc snipers, im livel to get trifful, so ill my slangs cancerous infamous, for beating-kids toothless got they gums engraved where my boot-is im 12oz's "eclipse" like i was online bullets, im roothless and you aint seen the worst, yet, when i lynch the herst aint sayin shit like mimes, fuckin herb got tatted with the AIM sign left you all beat call you morse code, got the illest flow... you aint know, how i rhyme graphically and leave you parallel to the drug store on the floor, left with pressed "slugs" on yah chest like UCSC logos.... ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluntedMonky Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 TO:ALL Im the rap canniball takin your flesh and your shine/ eating mcees and every ryme/ i dont got time for this bullshit playin/let me make this quick/ with my two adidas ull get ur face split with kicks/ the only time u spit/ is wen u suck a dick/ your flow aint shit/ quit now before u end up in a ditch/ now think 4 a min and take a second glance/ as i take ur words and put them in my digestive gland/ spit it bak out/let the acid burn in your hand/ pak u up and send you to an uknown land/stop playing with teh sand!/ my army is gona couse an invasion to conquest or plunder / your whole crew is going under/ 6 feet deep/ where ull rest in piss/ b4 u get covered wit bricks/ ill open ur casket and gass it/ close it bak up and blast it/sit bak and laugh at it as it rips ur torso of course yo/ dont worry about your family and friends as the story ends......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PAYROLL Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 ^Fucking wannabe gangsters... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 some of you might ask what I'm doin... so I say that I'm sitting in front of the comp listenin to the old Brand Nubian give one love to the rhyming heads on this site step up and pop junk and if I had a mic I would proceed to shove it down your windpipe C'mon do what you like and stay underground like digital Payroll and phobics dropped the ill subliminal message that they shouldn't be messed with so for that I give props cause we see InI why would any of you wanna test the IQ of a couple of mc's from different crews you lose when we leave the mic abused like child with flippin fantastic wild styles without the aerosol who cares about y'all? .......just goofing around........keep it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluntedMonky Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Re: ^Fucking wannabe gangsters... Originally posted by PAYROLL :rolleyes: http://www.californiacuties.com/funny/pics/FuhGedAboudIt.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PAYROLL Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 i got these pounds and pounds or lyrical rounds to empty into you clowns, frontin like you down add you to the fucking mounds of fags who had their foreheads popped 30 sacks and blunts i cop got your grandma sucking my dick like a lolipop, yeah cus im fucked and demented like Jeffrey Dahmer on E i twist a blunt, take a hit, let my fucked mind free im wanderin the SFC lifted off these trees.... hey kids...eat yo bleach!! eat yo mother fucking bleach!! fuck success its too hard to reach! im never gonna own that fucking house by the beach! shiet......life sucks so dont take it sober ya shmuck!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 i'll pass...i straight up suck at rhyming....props to all those who can rock the open mic.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 or keyboard.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 yo yo i make PHat beats, PH styles for extra fatness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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