Guest Catch22 Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 Some quotes on the French: "France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." ---Mark Twain "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --- General George S. Patton "I just love the French. They taste like chicken!" ---- Hannibal Lecter "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." --Norman Schwartzkopf While speaking to the Hoover Institution today, Secretary Donald Rumsfeld was asked this question: "Could you tell us why to date at least the Administration doesn't favor direct talks with the North Korean government? After all, we're talking with the French." The Secretary smiled and replied: "I'm not going there!" "We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." ---- Marge Simpson There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Provence. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand against his face as if he had been slapped there. The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.' Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.' And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French bastard again.' "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!" ---Jay Leno "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." ---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people." --Conan O'Brien How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xKillmodEx Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 --French Are Dirty, I Like Them Most For Their Kisses-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_sofarok Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 I doubt you had ever thought about ‘the French’ or even France for that matter until you saw a TV report telling what nasty people they are for not letting america kill other nasty people. A bit of state sponsored xenophobia is always fun isn’t it? Hey they’re all foreign, speak some weird language, probably terrorists! And then joy of joys you get an email filled with spurious and bigoted quotes that you can post on a message board to try and look vaguely intelligent……. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 id rather be sipping wine in the riveria than eating mcdonalds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 propaganda schmopaganda.... i trust nothing but grassroot samizdat. at least you know that is not under the influence of a worlds worth. i don't even always trust that. why i question everything. this drives me crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 The French won't help us in our pointless war, so we'll launch a tyrade of abuse at them in the hopes that they change their minds. What a bunch of babies.....:rolleyes: Although that Conan quote was pretty funny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 Originally posted by T.T Boy id rather be sipping wine in the riveria than eating mcdonalds... say word! I love the nasty french image. Sleazy, drunken, chain smoking, womanizing bastards. Sounds like I'm French too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 oh.... and dont forget to hate the Russians too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Catch22 Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 Originally posted by sofarok I doubt you had ever thought about ‘the French’ or even France for that matter until you saw a TV report telling what nasty people they are for not letting america kill other nasty people. A bit of state sponsored xenophobia is always fun isn’t it? Hey they’re all foreign, speak some weird language, probably terrorists! And then joy of joys you get an email filled with spurious and bigoted quotes that you can post on a message board to try and look vaguely intelligent……. Relax...don't get your panties in a bunch. Try laughing a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 conan obrien is hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xKillmodEx Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 --Conan Could Kill Conan-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_sofarok Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 http://www.esquilax.com/flag/burn2.gif'> hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 i fyou were in france you could sip wine and have your wine. Yum mac sauce and Zin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BIGMETALCIRCUS Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 french(canadian) women are hot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Originally posted by BIGMETALCIRCUS french(canadian) women are hot! ^ that could be my new signature! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 le cannes du wormes my contribution to this thread: 2 world wars and 1 world cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveryWhere Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 weewee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 there's definitely some people around here that can't take a joke. lighten up... fuck the french. there i said it. jokingly. please take me serious and bash me now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 ive never met the french. if i dont support monkeys eating lettuce, why should i care if they dont either? i like how, out of ALL the countries in the world, France has become America's one target for ridicule. OPERATION MOCKINGBIRD IN FULL EFFECT. Stay Ignorant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 "the french are assholes" -dumb and dumber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del ive never met the french. if i dont support monkeys eating lettuce, why should i care if they dont either? i like how, out of ALL the countries in the world, France has become America's one target for ridicule. OPERATION MOCKINGBIRD IN FULL EFFECT. Stay Ignorant. it hasn't just become ridicule material since this iraq crap, which i don't support, like most americans, we've been bagging on them since world war 1. old joke, get over it. joke being the key word. why is every one getting all butt hurt about french jokes, this is ch.0, we clown on everything including countries and each other. stop being little sissies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spec Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Originally posted by T.T Boy id rather be sipping wine in the riveria than eating mcdonalds... know what they call a quarter pounder in france? Le Royale with cheese :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 America sucks...........wipe your ass with their flag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 http://www.metal-reviews.com/images/bands/o_r/mission.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spec Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 http://www.iec-okc.com/images/Project_Photos/Statue-of-Liberty.jpg'> you know you all love the USA :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 You can't avoid being clowned when your accent sounds really, really gay. This has nothing to do with war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 this is fucking dumb... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dignan Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 silly frenchies.....dewd, USA#1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BIGMETALCIRCUS Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Originally posted by El Mamerro You can't avoid being clowned when your accent sounds really, really gay. This has nothing to do with war. ah yes, but on the women my friend, it sounds really, really hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some pittsburgh flavor Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 these god damned potato strips cooked in a vat of boiling grease and those god damned egg-dipped bread slices had better give me some god damned freedom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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