LIVERWURST* Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 This week has been full of freebies for me - nothing remarkable, but enough to warrant a thread... 1) Giant Ali G poster and frame from work - not sure if I'm going to keep the Ali G poster in it forever, but for now FUCK YES! 2) A gun lock from work - the cops were there for "safety day" so my friend Nang put the lock around his neck in front of the cop and said "this isn't working, my kids can still play with my uzi" - only I thought it was funny. Nang has 24's on his car and two baby mommas at the age of 25. 3) A self help book from another vendor to go with the gun lock. 4) $50 Gift Card to Best Buy because my job likes me. 5) Free hockey shirt. 6) Ex-girlfriend returns from India and gives me a shit load of funny stuff - the best is a match box that reads "Cheetah FIGHT" and has a man with a sickle lunging towards a pouncing cheetah. 7) Free Patron shots and beer last night - female bartenders are good to me, I think its the beard. 8) Free top shelf booze along with Asian food such as sushi AND bottles of saki party favors (I grabbed 3) at a very upscale birthday party last weekend. This party was my reason for babysitting a cat which I received really good money for...thats a 2fer I think I'm meant to only live in the summer - my life gets so good during warm seasons. What'd you get? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I hate you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 i got 2Blazzed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 seriously though, i went to a vendor show and got free post its and a new highlighter i was hoping i'd win a raffle, but i think not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 i got some free starbucks and a muffin today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Pretty much everything around me was gotten for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted May 11, 2006 Author Share Posted May 11, 2006 Free caffeine is the greatest blessing bestowed on men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Free caffeine is the greatest blessing bestowed on men I guess then I am the winner. :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 i still have a 4 foot tall lil flip banner in my closet. that thing was the come-up of the century. as for this week, i got a free ticket to an amazing show friday. i had already bought a ticket (i plan ahead like its my job) so i gave it to a friend.....i drink a lot of his beer when im over at his house. he deserves it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I got a free upset stomach at Denny's today. Actually, no, I paid $12 for it. Don't you fucking hate it when you're having onion rings, and you bite into half of one, and it pulls the entire onion out of the other half? It just completely ruins the entire onion ring experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 what the fuck, im due for some free shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 All i got is allergies. I gotta get my Claritin on man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Pretty much everything around me was gotten for free. Co-signed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I got a free upset stomach at Denny's today. Actually, no, I paid $12 for it. Don't you fucking hate it when you're having onion rings, and you bite into half of one, and it pulls the entire onion out of the other half? It just completely ruins the entire onion ring experience. That's bullshit..They need to install some kind of onion locking mechanism... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADEL Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 This week has been full of freebies for me - nothing remarkable, but enough to warrant a thread... 1) Giant Ali G poster and frame from work - not sure if I'm going to keep the Ali G poster in it forever, but for now FUCK YES! 2) A gun lock from work - the cops were there for "safety day" so my friend Nang put the lock around his neck in front of the cop and said "this isn't working, my kids can still play with my uzi" - only I thought it was funny. Nang has 24's on his car and two baby mommas at the age of 25. 3) A self help book from another vendor to go with the gun lock. 4) $50 Gift Card to Best Buy because my job likes me. 5) Free hockey shirt. 6) Ex-girlfriend returns from India and gives me a shit load of funny stuff - the best is a match box that reads "Cheetah FIGHT" and has a man with a sickle lunging towards a pouncing cheetah. 7) Free Patron shots and beer last night - female bartenders are good to me, I think its the beard. 8) Free top shelf booze along with Asian food such as sushi AND bottles of saki party favors (I grabbed 3) at a very upscale birthday party last weekend. This party was my reason for babysitting a cat which I received really good money for...thats a 2fer I think I'm meant to only live in the summer - my life gets so good during warm seasons. What'd you get? you suck. oh and btw NOTHING. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 These two vietnamese girls on my jock took me out for dinner and then paid for all my drinks at the bar the other night. I didn't even have to ask. And my friend got me free Snow Patrol tickets for next months warfield show....I don't even like them all that much but fuck it....i'll go anyway because it's FREE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 shit man i didnt get nothing for free this week but i did buy a scratch ticket and win all 12 times on it for a total of $240. i only buy scratch tickets about once a year and almost always win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 WHIP IT WHIP IT REAL GOOD ERYDAY IM HUSTLIN ERYDAY IM HUSTLIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 i got soup for lunch and took hella pieces of bread from the salad bar, they were free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 started the week off free... a old friend was in town and she put me and some friends down hard on the expense account. patron margarita.. (sac relig, i know but fuck it) 4 or 5 other drinks at various bars couple cab rides 20 kobe beef cheese burger back at her fancy hotel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerm4 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 im wearing free shoes from my sweatshop also my cousin came down with a batch of his brewed beer. wont be ready till tuesday but free nonetheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foneiz2 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 i dont get free shit i just steal. paris hilton cardboard cut outs!!!!!!! they get humped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foneiz2 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 home brew beer is mostly disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 - i smoked a free ciggarette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerm4 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 home brew beer is mostly disgusting. i had thought about that. but free stuff always tastes better so i was hoping theyd cancel each other out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted May 11, 2006 Author Share Posted May 11, 2006 I guess then I am the winner. :p I just bought a sandwich and the cashier forgot to ring up my Red Bull...FREE CAFFEINE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.88 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I got this T-Shirt... Front: The Town Back: Oakland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 today i got a $50 gift certificate to some posh lounge from the owner of my workplace, a free bottle of wine the week before, and got paid to drink cocktails for 2 hours when they were testing the new cocktail menu. oh, and a bottle opener. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 40 inch samsung LCDTV finally delivered after I won a competition i enterd before christmas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Damn score^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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