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The Drunk Chronicles.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_YEAHMANWORD, Jul 22, 2004.

  1. imported_YEAHMANWORD

    imported_YEAHMANWORD Member

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 985 Likes Received: 0
    Gimme your best.

    I'll tell you how bout i got cracked in the grill after i ran naked through the worst neighborhood around these parts.
     
  2. KING BLING

    KING BLING Guest

    >New Years

    >Fights abound from intoxication

    >I go to enter my second fight

    >Homies girl talks shit in my face

    >I push her

    >Homie gets mad

    >Girl starts getting closer

    >Homie goes to punch

    >I grab girl and block punch with her head
     
  3. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    ahahaha, that's excellent
     
  4. imported_YEAHMANWORD

    imported_YEAHMANWORD Member

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 985 Likes Received: 0
    "Ran ass naked through a Long Isle thug hood.

    "Spoke with Nassau PO's sans pantalone's

    "Toted guns galore w/ Dade County Chevy boys

    "Got drunk w/ my tonka toy!
     
  5. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
  6. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
  7. imported_YEAHMANWORD

    imported_YEAHMANWORD Member

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 985 Likes Received: 0

    XxFanTiLdEaThxX,


    Im drunk.
     
  8. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 4, 2003 Messages: 3,691 Likes Received: 0
    afew months ago i wet my bed

    hold on, I wasn't drunk when that happened, maybe i had too much paint in my lungs
     
  9. Yellow Feets

    Yellow Feets Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 10, 2004 Messages: 1,958 Likes Received: 0
    Hahaha. Nice reflexes. :king:
     
  10. imported_YEAHMANWORD

    imported_YEAHMANWORD Member

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 985 Likes Received: 0
    stay up bed wetterz.


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  11. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    no sleep for 24 hours
    went to bar
    drank massive amounts of a shot named liquid valium
    proceeded to another bar
    got more shitface by drinking a pitcher of beer
    on my way out puked all over a couple of sorority girls
    busted some dudes lip on the way into the bathroom
    puked on dude on the way out
    fell over on way out
    puked on girl while attempting to have sex
     
  12. imported_YEAHMANWORD

    imported_YEAHMANWORD Member

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 985 Likes Received: 0
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    we in this.


    drunk or no.
     
  13. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
  14. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
  15. gatita

    gatita Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 24, 2004 Messages: 1,319 Likes Received: 1
    Last summer, friend was visiting from Florida. Took too many jager shots with vodka + cranberries, met my best friend who bought me about 2-3 said shots [dont remember meeting him that night at this point]. Went around flashing my ass to people. Randomly kissed a 23 year old trucker from Michigan who was in town en route. Got a ride home with 2 girl friends and one girls good guy friend. 2 girls go into apt to get their swerve on while I lay incoherant in the back. Boy calls girl#1, says what am I supposed to do with gatita in the back!? I pussy blocked, HA-HA. Anyway, girls come back, drive me to other apt, I pass out on infamous "aids bed" [apparently a lot of people have fucked on said bed]. I wake up in the morning to my friend getting water.. go.. who what where when WTF?! And then Im told about the night before.
    Fun, now I know why I dont drink that much anymore.. haha. :D :D
    Theres probably worse, I cant think of em right now.
     
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