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the dreaded whiskey dick

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ment2, Mar 21, 2004.

  1. ment2

    ment2 New Jack

    Joined: Apr 16, 2002 Messages: 11 Likes Received: 0
    how does one treat this turrible disease? i think ive discovered a similar illness that results in like... making out/rubbing/stimulation of the dickbox for a solid amount of time before actually going for teh gold, which like... to be blunt, makes your shit all ready to go for a while but its like your body thinks its a false alarm cuz the gold is not gone for, so it shuts down the uhh mechanism and your junk remains flacid (sp?/is that a word?) for teh remainder of the night... and it sucks... so yeah this other illness is magnified by drinking smoking straight west coasting etcetera... and to be honest this second situation has happened to me before and um made me not attempt to complete the act because once i/we get to a suitable place my shit is like staying limp so i puss out, basically. and just recently it happened where like i was drunk and like whatever im sure itll get hard at some point.. and it didnt really. and it was hell of akward. and i never want that situation to happen again. so help me. bastards. i love you guys.
     
  2. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    http://www.echonews.com/905/images/puppetry_penis_lismore.jpg'>

    Wow.. that sucks.
     
  3. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    maybe you like dudes?
     
  4. cmeup

    cmeup Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2001 Messages: 9,485 Likes Received: 1
    i've been having similiar problems sort of.

    I think my problem is mostly mental or whatever, but see, i dont and havent had steady sex pretty much ever, so the girls i do get with, have some time in between them, so ofcourse i worry about performing when the time does come around... so the last few times i tried to fuck this one girl, i'd be beating it up one minute, and then losing it the next. shit sucked. Maybe im not focusing right, or just getting to nervous, or worrying to much, whatever you want to call it, shit wasnt working out right. And i know i can fuck, because ive gone for an hour 1/2 - 2 hours before, but these last few times havent worked out for me.

    as far as "whiskey dick" is concerned, thats a whole nother problem. I havent been in a situation really where i was drinking all night and then tried to fuck, but ive been drunk at parties before and the thought about fucking some cutie at the party crosses my mind, and then i realise i can hardly feel my dick let alone use it to fuck some girl with.

    however, i normally can get it up atleast once for that night (when im drunk) if she's being freaky and whatnot and if she doesnt take advantage of the situation at that point in time, I might as well throw in the towel because my wangs going to sleep after that...
     
  5. fuck muni

    fuck muni Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 26, 2003 Messages: 1,089 Likes Received: 4
    DOJAH DICK IS WORSE THAN WHISKEY DICK

    I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM GETTING IT UP WHEN IM DRUNK...IT JUST SUCKS WHEN WE DONT END UP FUCKING AND YOU GET DRUNK BLUE BALLS HAHA
     
  6. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    iquit got the magic stick.
     
  7. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 671
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  8. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    CHOOSE THE LIQUOR OR CHOOSE THE GIRL!
    "CAFFIENE ZOMBIES AND TELEVISION ZOMBIES, CHOOSE YOUR DEATH!"
     
  9. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
    he performs better on whiskey dick......:lol:

    i'm kidding i'm kiddin.
     
  10. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    you lot suck at sex.



    /call me casanova
     
  11. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    It’s called performance anxiety. Just think to yourself that you’re a pornstar. That might help. Or get some Viagra from somewhere.
     
  12. 2ten

    2ten Member

    Joined: Apr 9, 2003 Messages: 385 Likes Received: 0
    i gotta get head before i have sex, or i will only last like 10-15 mi n on my first nut...

    if i get head, and then have sex i can go for like 30-45
     
  13. random

    random New Jack

    Joined: Feb 28, 2004 Messages: 96 Likes Received: 0
    if i'm drunk i go all night and cant finish:(
     
  14. Fuck Ya'll

    Fuck Ya'll Member

    Joined: Nov 24, 2003 Messages: 601 Likes Received: 0
  15. TheoHuxtable

    TheoHuxtable Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2004 Messages: 2,113 Likes Received: 1
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