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The Dentist

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by bumdigger, Feb 27, 2002.

  1. bumdigger

    bumdigger Guest

    Who else hates the dentist? i for one am petrified of the drill man . has anyone tried that shit where they put you to sleep while they work on your teeth?
  2. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    the dentist doesnt scare me , but i dont enjoy going there at all......and its fucking annoying because when i was little i never brushed my teeth like at all , and never had a cavity , now i brush everydamn day and floss , and ive had a cavity each of the last three visits....what the fucks up with that .
  3. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    I love my dentist.
    She a former model who paid for dental school,
    and now she hires the hottest dental assiatants.
    She uses the ultra sonic ray gun, so there's no scraping.
    AND.. she's very liberal with the gas.



    thats funny, i was just about to make a "scared of the dentist thread" i hate em!
  5. inkjunkie34

    inkjunkie34 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 9, 2001 Messages: 1,614 Likes Received: 0
    dentists rule...they make your teeth nice and clean for the ladies...
  6. My dentist has only one eye, a moustache yellowed out by smoking, drives a '93 Pontiac Sunbird with no air conditioner or hubcaps, and is known to arrive at the office quite drunk after parties.

    His office resembles a Bronx apartment, complete with a dozen roaches floating in the toilet, crumbling wallpaper from the early 70's, and an overhead flex-light consisting of two flashlights duct taped to the original light. It is so old, no bulbs are available anymore to replace the last ones when they burned out. On my last visit, the air conditioner fell clean off the wall, loudly slamming and shattering on the floor, while I was getting my teeth cleaned.

    But I still think he fucking rocks, he's the best dentist ever. Might have something to do with the fact he's my father, and the best drinking buddy I've had. Beer,

    El Mamerro
  7. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    ^^ that's a touching story!
  8. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
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  9. bumdigger

    bumdigger Guest

    ok don't have a coniption i'll fucken change it. damn
  10. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  11. bumdigger

    bumdigger Guest

    so is your played gimmick
  12. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    i haven't been in like 3 years. fuck that shit. i brush my teef and that's enough for me.
  13. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    It just caught up to you.
  14. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    i can't remeber the last time i went... years ago... now i have 2 teeth that are slowly but surely shattering, (one has been for about a year and a half, one for about a year...) now i'm finally going next week... fuck the dentist...:D