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The Dentist!!!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by st.nick, Aug 10, 2001.

  1. st.nick

    st.nick Member

    Joined: Dec 26, 2000 Messages: 672 Likes Received: 1
    so i guess i'll say it.. floss more.
  2. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Nov 23, 2000 Messages: 12,434 Likes Received: 86
    i know what your saying about the dental assistant. one time they were running that little spinning tooth paste shit on me and she hit my lip with it and it started to bleed. then afterwords she was like you aren't taking care of your teeth, your gums shouldn't be bleeding. i'm like wtf that shit just cut my lip don't you think its gonna do the same to my gums?
  3. curious george

    curious george Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2001 Messages: 1,359 Likes Received: 2
    i went to the dentist last week. they said i had a fucked up filling in the back of my mouth and they were gonna fix it the other day. so i went back the other day, and they were like, so we have to drill on your porcelains. i was like what the fuck! my front's are fake cuz of a bike wreck years ago and just last summer i got my permanents on. they had the wrong chart. just think, a few more seconds of the gas, and i would have ended up gettin the damn things fucked up instead of gettin my back fillin fixed.
  4. Klypse

    Klypse Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 2,533 Likes Received: 0
    my dentist just starts fuckin cursing when I open my mouth. naw but I like flossing, it gets those annoying pieces of shit food out of your mouth.
  5. TOY

    TOY New Jack

    Joined: May 16, 2001 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    i brush twice a day and floss everynight so going to the dentist is no problem. i like the dentist anyway, my higienist is cool (i told her im going to stop brushing my teeth so shell have something to do), dentist is cool. oh, for you that dont like flossing, try reach easy glide. this floss doesnt shred and its slick, its made of nylon or something instead of thread , easy to floss with.
  6. krs702

    krs702 Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 6, 2000 Messages: 1,212 Likes Received: 0
    i hate those assistants.. they ask you questions when their tools are in your mouth...
  7. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    when the put that mirror in my mouth I always want to breathe really hard to fog it up...but in the last 18 years I have never had a cavity, not a single one and to top it off my dentist says that he probably won't have to cut out my wisdom teeth...my teeth are great...but the last time I went to the dentist he bitched at me about my lip ring and having to go around it and that I am ricking messing my teeth up...I guess h's right but it looks good and I will be rioch one day and just get all my teeth capped.
  8. my mom buys my clothes

    my mom buys my clothes Member

    Joined: May 30, 2001 Messages: 318 Likes Received: 0
    ill agree with everyone about the flossing thing, my gums always get chopped up and bleeed when they floss me at the dentist. i also hate that flouride shit where you have to bite down on that mouth piece and then they come back like 5 minutes later. one time the dentist assitant got some important phone call so i had that shit in my mouth for like 20 minutes. but at my dentist they give you a game boy to play, so its all good.
  9. Kannum Playt

    Kannum Playt Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 134 Likes Received: 0
    Aiight people. I just got back from the dentist and i'm super hungry but can't eat, drink or rinse my mouth for another 15 min.

    The good news is the assistant was light on the flossing and I don't have any cavities.

    The bad news is she kept hooking my gums like a fucking deep sea tuna fish with those scary pointy things that they use in Medieval torture chambers. Guess what her explanation was for all the blood I tasted and watched get sucked through her little vacuum tube that she almost choked me with when she wasn't paying attention. I swear she sucked up my little hanging membrane in the back of my throat a few times. Damn she cut me good too. I had a few tears building up and I clenched my armrests in fear several times. "Oh you need to floss more. That's why your gums are bleeding." If she didn't have such pretty eyes and a cute ass I would've asked her to switch positions and let me show her what's making my gums gush with bloody gore.

    But anyway, I gotta go back and get my wisdoms taken care of too. Couldn't they have thought of a better name for the teeth that sound like you'd wanna keep?

    I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget.
  10. Kannum Playt

    Kannum Playt Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 134 Likes Received: 0
    I dunno about anyone elses dentists but in the little rooms where you get you grill catered to, are the ceilings totally blank? I dunno if anyone else thought of this but maybe dentists should blow up some mazes from a little maze booklet you buy at rest-stops and stores that end in 'Mart' and put them on the ceiling. At least some pictures or something aesthetically pleasing to the eye.

    I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget.
  11. dsel.ufd

    dsel.ufd New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2001 Messages: 1 Likes Received: 0
    man i havent been to the dentist in like 5 years i just use rambrant toothpaste,actually the last time i saw a dentist was at the 45th street flea market when I got fitted for my golds.Straight 12pack,whatcha niggas know bout the deeerty sawwth.and the only flossin i do is in the 96 Caddy.

    [This message has been edited by pauliewalnuts (edited 08-11-2001).]
  12. Kannum Playt

    Kannum Playt Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 134 Likes Received: 0
    Today I will see the dentist. Actually in a few hours. I'm not scared of the dentist and i'm actually glad that my meat eaters are gonna get polished up and pretty. But what I am scared of is the DAMN dental assistant lady that rams, forces, shoves and saws your gums to a bloody pulp with her DAMN floss!!! And every time that puntang uses the floss, she bitches and complains about how you don't floss enough and that's why you mouth is gushing blood!

    I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget.
  13. jungle cat

    jungle cat Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 19, 2000 Messages: 3,453 Likes Received: 0
    i make sure i dont brush one tooth so that every 6 moths i get some nitrous.
  14. tow up from tha flow up !

    tow up from tha flow up ! Member

    Joined: May 31, 2001 Messages: 878 Likes Received: 1
    Just do coke for a few weeks before you go to the dentist.. it'll clear that whole bleeding gums thing right up.

    PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em.
  15. Klypse

    Klypse Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 2,533 Likes Received: 0