T.T Boy Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 ok this debate has been going on for quite sometime now, what do you all think is the correct way to eat an avacado? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 I don't eat avacados, but I have an avacado tree and I sell the fruit for a tidy profit...:) :) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: You've never even seen an eggplant.... milk and sugar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 16, 2002 Author Share Posted February 16, 2002 Originally posted by ink Lunatic :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: You've never even seen an eggplant.... milk and sugar! well youve never had a B.L.T well just see wont we.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eski Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 im down for boogie hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 i think my B.L.T would consist of lettus and tomatoe. not a big fan of bacon. therefore a L.T holy god. i cant believe i woke up at 6:30 this morning. ah well it was for a good reason :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 16, 2002 Author Share Posted February 16, 2002 these threads always turn into some sort if inside joke that dies by morning.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 ive never had an avacado i wonder if they are good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 I got an avacado tree in my front yard. Normally little tiny ones sell at the store for a buck a piece or more. Mine are 3-4 times larger minimum. People always try to jack. I've caught people with potato sacks and fruit pickers jacking avacados. Mothafuckin' Ratbastards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 throw the fucker in the trash. avocados suck ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 u dont even have the right way in ur poll. the right way to eat an avo is to remove the pit and sead, crush it up, mix in "emerald kitchen" salsa, lime, and a little spike; and get some redhot blues. bomb fuckin guac. any other way is wrong!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 avacados scare me....but strangely enough, i loooooove guacamolie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 Dammit the best way to eat avocados is in a torta! Nice sliced horizontally or course! Nah seriously I never eat those biatches by themselves, I'd rather put 'em in sandwitches. But I'm retarded so screw it. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 the second best way to eat avos: slice it up and put in in a sandwich with: a wheat roll lettuce grilled thin slices of red onion sprouts dijon mayo cheddar or jack cheese pickles heat up the roll with the cheese on it so it melts. shits hella good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 16, 2002 Author Share Posted February 16, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol I got an avacado tree in my front yard. Normally little tiny ones sell at the store for a buck a piece or more. Mine are 3-4 times larger minimum. People always try to jack. I've caught people with potato sacks and fruit pickers jacking avacados. Mothafuckin' Ratbastards! hey psistol mind if i swing by? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 when i lived on kauai i hade 18 avo trees in my yard. sucka!!!!!!!!!!!!! and they were good as fuck. damn i miss kauai! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aerosolfunk Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 or how about the correct way to eat a girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol I got an avacado tree in my front yard. Normally little tiny ones sell at the store for a buck a piece or more. Mine are 3-4 times larger minimum. People always try to jack. I've caught people with potato sacks and fruit pickers jacking avacados. Mothafuckin' Ratbastards! for real man, you should gather those shits up! If you want the easy route, go to ANY farmer's fruit stand and show them what you have. Either scope his price or ask him what he'll be selling the cados at and then cut him a BIG ASS deal. If he's gonna sell them for $2 apiece try to get 75 cents each, believe me they'll bite and the money will add up. Another, tougher, approach is to head down to the local grocery stores on their 'farmer's days' when they buy veggies and such from the backdoor, ask a store manager if they do that sort of thing, they'll pay you what they pay commercial growers which ain't bad... The 3rd way, the toughest, is to take them around to restaurants, you can't always expect cash from them but you can often get a deal on all your food purchases, like 20% off, AND you can have credit, so you can take them some cados in the morning and bring a date back for a free meal later that night, nobody said she has to know the deal, just watch her face when the check comes and you just write your name on it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blood as ink Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 i used to hate avacado and guacamolie...but then one time i ordered this sandwich and it was covered in avacado...and i didn't want to take it back and complain i just wanted to eat food and ever since then i've been warped. avacado is great...:yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 avacado is good mashed up with lemon, hotsauce, onion and tomato. my guacamole rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clever Name Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 Have 3 ribs surgically removed, smear it on your genitals, and suck it like ice through a straw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 i like my avacados Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 I know Smart. The cool thing is our tree is Huge. So we get hundreds of avacados. Mostly we just give them to our friends. But one year we took a couple to the local restaurant and they bought a couple. Our avocados taste better than the ones in the store, real buttery. Second a bit of information regarding avacados that no one cares about. The name avocado came from the Aztecs, which eat these motherfuckers like crazy. It comes from the Nuahuatl (Aztec's Language) word for testicle. The reason for the name was that the Aztecs believed the Avocado was supposed to enhance sexual performance sort of like "Horny Goat Weed". The seed inside was supposed to represent the seed from a man. Second the avocado sorta looked like a testicle. So next time you eat an avocado, remember how it got it's name. :mexican: :idea: :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 ive never had guac either.......i need to get out more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blood as ink Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 i had some avacado tonite...it was really good. yum yum yum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 What kind of human does not eat avocadoes?? salt+avocadoes+bagels = breakfast of champions :mexican: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uh and yes Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 on a bagel... on my couch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol Second a bit of information regarding avacados that no one cares about. The name avocado came from the Aztecs, which eat these motherfuckers like crazy. It comes from the Nuahuatl (Aztec's Language) word for testicle. The reason for the name was that the Aztecs believed the Avocado was supposed to enhance sexual performance sort of like "Horny Goat Weed". The seed inside was supposed to represent the seed from a man. Second the avocado sorta looked like a testicle. So next time you eat an avocado, remember how it got it's name. :mexican: :idea: :king: Aww thanks a lot you couldn't let me enjoy my avocados. Now I got some weird ass image of Aztecs and their sex food. Guess that's one ingredient that's gonna stay outta my torta from now on. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miz303 Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 Garlic salt and lemon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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