Ms.Bombastic Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 I dedicate this to my bubbleheadedness The Oyster There once was an oyster Whose story I tell, Who found that some sand Had got into his shell. It was only a grain, But it gave him great pain. For oysters have feelings Although they're so plain. Now did he berate The harsh workings of fate That had brought him to To such a deplorable state? Did he curse the government, Cry for election, And claim that the sea should Have given him protection? No- he said to himself As he lay on a shell Since I cannot remove it. I shall try to improve it Now the years rolled around, As the years often do, and he came to his ultimate Destiny- stew. And the small grain of sand That had bothered him so Was a beautiful pearl All richly aglow. Now the tale has a moral; For isn't it grand What an oyster can do With a morsel of sand? What couldn't we do If we'd only begin With some of the things That get under our skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blood as ink Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 i think my cat has fleas...:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Once upon a time... There was someone who once wore a pink shirt. Fin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Bombastic Posted February 14, 2002 Author Share Posted February 14, 2002 really! yeah..mine does too....isn't it sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 thank goodness Pistol... no one else seems to remember that pink shirt wearing character of yore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 there once was a man from venus who had a body shaped like a... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Bombastic Posted February 14, 2002 Author Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by MR BOJANGLES there once was a man from venus who had a body shaped like a... pp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 as a led zeppelin song once said "sometimes i grow so tired (of these kind of posts)" or maybe they didnt say that last part? oh yeah i added that. BORRINGG>.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by Ms.Bombastic pp shit....i was gonna say penis...damn, im always wrong...why the fuck cant i ever do anything right...I HATE MYSELF... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Bombastic Posted February 14, 2002 Author Share Posted February 14, 2002 this is for my best friend fr8lovr Here we go gettin all retarded and serious about everything again I mean obviously u should know by now all my posts should only be taken with a grain of salt.....DIPSHIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 oysters give you the runs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seppuku Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 http://www.somethingawful.com/features/chi...rist_mobhit.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by REGULATOR oysters give you the runs taco bell gives me the runs, so does white castle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Bombastic Posted February 14, 2002 Author Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by REGULATOR oysters give you the runs i hate seafood.... matter of fact i hate meat period Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 i hate seafood too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blood as ink Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 i hate seafood 3 and 4...yes i hate it that much!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by Ms.Bombastic I mean obviously u should know by now all my posts should only be taken with a grain of salt.....DIPSHIT thats why i dislike them! you gets the gasface http://www.newelement.org/ohsonappy/007/gasface/gasface.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Bombastic Posted February 14, 2002 Author Share Posted February 14, 2002 it smells like shit.... so i don't know how anyone could eat something that smells like that.. beef smells too...but not nearly as bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Bombastic Posted February 14, 2002 Author Share Posted February 14, 2002 fr8 u take yourself way to seriously.... go fuck your self or someshit....I mean I don't jump up your ass...so get the fuck out of mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by shameless self promotion shit....i was gonna say penis...damn, im always wrong...why the fuck cant i ever do anything right...I HATE MYSELF... at least she doesn't have a crush on you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Bombastic Posted February 14, 2002 Author Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by Iris at least she doesn't have a crush on you... see that attitude is why u got dissed for Dee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 beef smells good, crab legs, and shrimp rock my socks...I am right, I am always right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL MASKO Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 How many fucking threads do you have?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 my balls itch constantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- no one else seems to remember that pink shirt wearing character of yore. i remember him!!! oh wait.....i see him almost everyday!! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/gothtroopers/477-ts-1001855241128.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by Ms.Bombastic DIPSHIT yeah, i think that pretty much sums up the type pf person to start these threads...chill, girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH gasface...oh god gasface god thank you for that link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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