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The color pink and my new nail polish!!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Ms.Bombastic, Feb 13, 2002.

  1. Ms.Bombastic

    Ms.Bombastic Member

    Joined: Jan 10, 2002 Messages: 346 Likes Received: 0
    I dedicate this to my bubbleheadedness

    The Oyster

    There once was an oyster
    Whose story I tell,
    Who found that some sand
    Had got into his shell.
    It was only a grain,
    But it gave him great pain.
    For oysters have feelings
    Although they're so plain.

    Now did he berate
    The harsh workings of fate
    That had brought him to
    To such a deplorable state?
    Did he curse the government,
    Cry for election,
    And claim that the sea should
    Have given him protection?

    No- he said to himself
    As he lay on a shell
    Since I cannot remove it.
    I shall try to improve it
    Now the years rolled around,
    As the years often do,
    and he came to his ultimate
    Destiny- stew.

    And the small grain of sand
    That had bothered him so
    Was a beautiful pearl
    All richly aglow.
    Now the tale has a moral;
    For isn't it grand
    What an oyster can do
    With a morsel of sand?

    What couldn't we do
    If we'd only begin
    With some of the things
    That get under our skin.
     
  2. blood as ink

    blood as ink Guest

    i think my cat has fleas...:eek:
     
  3. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    Once upon a time...














    There was someone who once wore a pink shirt.

    Fin
     
  4. Ms.Bombastic

    Ms.Bombastic Member

    Joined: Jan 10, 2002 Messages: 346 Likes Received: 0
    really!

    yeah..mine does too....isn't it sick
     
  5. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    thank goodness Pistol...

    no one else seems to remember that pink shirt wearing character of yore.
     
  6. MR BOJANGLES

    MR BOJANGLES Guest

    there once was a man from venus
    who had a body shaped like a...
     
  7. Ms.Bombastic

    Ms.Bombastic Member

    Joined: Jan 10, 2002 Messages: 346 Likes Received: 0
    pp
     
  8. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
     
  9. fr8lover

    fr8lover Guest

    as a led zeppelin song once said "sometimes i grow so tired (of these kind of posts)" or maybe they didnt say that last part? oh yeah i added that.

    BORRINGG>..
     
  10. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    shit....i was gonna say penis...damn, im always wrong...why the fuck cant i ever do anything right...I HATE MYSELF...
     
  11. Ms.Bombastic

    Ms.Bombastic Member

    Joined: Jan 10, 2002 Messages: 346 Likes Received: 0
    this is for my best friend fr8lovr


    Here we go gettin all retarded and serious about everything again



    I mean obviously u should know by now all my posts should only be taken with a grain of salt.....DIPSHIT
     
  12. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    oysters give you the runs
     
  13. seppuku

    seppuku Member

    Joined: May 11, 2000 Messages: 718 Likes Received: 0
  14. MR BOJANGLES

    MR BOJANGLES Guest

    taco bell gives me the runs, so does white castle.
     
  15. Ms.Bombastic

    Ms.Bombastic Member

    Joined: Jan 10, 2002 Messages: 346 Likes Received: 0

    i hate seafood....

    matter of fact i hate meat period
     
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