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the christmas train

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by HESHIANDET, Mar 22, 2005.

  1. HESHIANDET

    HESHIANDET Guest

    the christmas train

    Discussion started by HESHIANDET - Mar 22, 2005

    A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen
    listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living
    room.
    She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches

    who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And
    all
    of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train,

    cause we're going down the tracks."

    The mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
    language
    in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay
    there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train,

    but I want you to use nice language."

    Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing
    with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
    say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember
    to
    take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us
    today
    and hope your trip was A pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us
    again
    soon."

    She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we
    ask
    you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember that
    there
    is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and
    relaxing
    journey with us today."

    As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who
    are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
    kitchen!"
     
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    bitchin'
     
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    :haha:
     
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    As a teenager, one of my great past-times, was sitting on the stoops outside of stores chewing gum. I would toss the gum onto the sidewalk and watch people step in it.
     
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    nice little story. made me smile.
     
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    damn..that one touched the heart.
     
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    hah, clever
     
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    HAHAHAHAH
     
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    :haha: classic :haha:
     
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    hahah,awesome
     
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    man, its been awhile since i heard that one. definitly a classic.
     
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    good idea
    a fun thing i do, is put cigarette butts into public trash cans instead of ashtrays whenever possible
     
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    still lit of course.

    always fun
     
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    i lit a recliner on fire that was sittin out for trash one night and hid acrosss the street while it caugth on fire.. the next day my mom was liek did you see someone lit that chair up the street on fire last night. i laughed
     
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    My friend tried to shoot, with a catapult, one of several dogs which were being walked opposite my house but he hit my neighbour's car window and it shattered.
    Eventually there was a knock at the door and it was the local old lady misanthrope, she said she SAW two black kids smash it. I just said "really?".
     
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