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i couldn't go without it for very long. i've recently come back to it after many months of choclate milk vacation (it was a lonely one).

 

gah! chocolate milk and cartoons! could you have it any better?

 

so, my personal preference here is hershey's chocolate and 2% milk.

 

anyone else with me on the chocolate milk tip?

 

tell me your chocolate milk related stories?

 

if you don't have any, make one up.

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thigns to do while drinking chocolate milk:

 

*listen to music

*write music

*smoke pot

*eat mushrooms

*watch cartoons

*learn to fly

*crash

*stare at girls

*get slapped

*get in a fight

*throw up and drink more choclolate milk

*fart and pretened your girlfriend did it

*fart and tell her you did it

*laugh at white people

*run away from an angry mob of white people

*order a chemistry set

*steal your moms credit card and buy paint

*steal paint

*steal someone elses mom (make sure she has a credit card)

*drive a bus

*steal a bus

*take the bus

*take a walk

*make friends

*break up

*take acid

*learn to play guitar

*smash the guitar in frustration

*start a band

*get divorced

*strip

*send hate mail to david hasselhof

*open hate mail (if you're david hasselhof)

*make love

*make a baby out of mashed potatos

*attack your mashed potato baby with green beans

*file a civil suit

*take shooting lessons

*throw something

*clean it up

*make your bed

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Originally posted by casekonly

so, what do you guys watch while drinking chocolate milk?

 

i prefer mcguyver or cartoons.

 

sometimes the news, but the news is so wack these days that it makes my chocolate milk taste sour.

 

I WATCH MY NEIGHBOR WASH HER DISHES...

 

OR IF SHE ISNT DOING THAT THEN I WILL WATCH EXERCISE VIDEOS

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According to a health nut/ animal rights activist I know, chocolate milk is made from milk that is discolored with blood when the milking apparatus is left on the cow's udders for too long and they become bloody. The chocolate hides the coloring and taste of the blood. Mmmmm good.

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Number of pus cells Per Liter of Milk in Your State:

 

STATE____2002______2003____

 

AL - 444,000,000 517,000,OOO

AZ - 360,000,000 353,000,OOO

AR - 486,000,000 387,000,OOO

CA - 298,000,000 309,000,OOO

CO - 312,000,000 296,000,OOO

CT - 310,000,000 304,000,OOO

DE - 386,000,000 392,000,OOO

FL - 548,000,000 633,000,OOO

GA - 407,000,000 479,000,OOO

ID - 320,000,000 307,000,OOO

IL - 322,000,000 314,000,OOO

IN - 343,000,000 375,000,OOO

IA - 333,000,000 316,000,OOO

KS - 476,000,000 372,000,OOO

KY - 413,000,000 419,000,OOO

LA - 479,000,000 498,000,OOO

ME - 290,000,000 282,000,OOO

MD - 351,000,000 345,000,OOO

MA - 308,000,000 316,000,OOO

MI - 287,000,000 313,000,OOO

MN - 420,000,000 353,000,OOO

MS - 442,000,000 480,000,OOO

MO - 437,000,000 395,000,OOO

MT - 248,000,000 236,000,OOO

NE - 443,000,000 382,000,OOO

NV - 330,000,000 417,000,OOO

NH - 299,000,000 263,000,OOO

NJ - 339,000,000 365,000,OOO

NM - 311,000,000 311,000,OOO

NY - 280,000,000 285,000,OOO

NC - 364,000,000 414,000,OOO

ND - 344,000,000 287,000,OOO

OH - 327,000,000 327,000,OOO

OK - 483,000,000 356,000,OOO

OR - 286,000,000 260,000,OOO

PA - 317,000,000 346,000,OOO

RI - 206,000,000 256,000,OOO

SC - 404,000,000 448,000,OOO

SD - 459,000,000 386,000,OOO

TN - 413,000,000 476,000,OOO

TX - 342,000,000 364,000,OOO

UT - 284,000,000 262,000,OOO

VT - 302,000,000 280,000,OOO

VA - 333,000,000 374,000,OOO

WA - 275,000,000 253,000,OOO

WV - 422,000,000 395,000,OOO

WI - 297,000,000 286,000,OOO

WY - 341,000,000 289,000,OOO

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Originally posted by Fugazi

According to a health nut/ animal rights activist I know, chocolate milk is made from milk that is discolored with blood when the milking apparatus is left on the cow's udders for too long and they become bloody. The chocolate hides the coloring and taste of the blood. Mmmmm good.

 

ewww. i don't drink pre-chocolatinated ( i made up a word) milk. that's fawking nasty.

 

 

girls who make chocolate milk or ham sammiches get a +50 on their score cards. don't doubt that i keep score cards.

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