Guest Good Morning Captain Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 this worm has been known to attack the male genitals. http://www.internext.com.br/urologia/CANDIRU2.jpg'> this shit is evil http://www.internext.com.br/urologia/hooks4.JPG'> heres it hooks that it uses to climb up in your dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dBUSH Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 AGG!! DUDE!! That's worse than the fucking Camel Spider!:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sectorTVA Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 sinister shit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 get the FUCK outta here... thats some evil right there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 where are these found? more info please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Bombastic Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 That thing looks like penis...it's prolly thinks it's mating with one of its own:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/307.jpg'> "i got it. its not that bad." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 And I thought pubic lice sucked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OPIUM3 Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Originally posted by Good Morning Captain http://www.internext.com.br/urologia/CANDIRU2.jpg'> look at 'dem shiny ballz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 looks like something outta the Matrix..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 i found one of those in my bathtub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Originally posted by graffsurgeon i found one of those in my bathtub. where do you live and how big was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Originally posted by -Rage- And I thought public lice sucked... heheh 'public lice'.. :lol: sorry man.. I love typos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 what typo? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Originally posted by -Rage- where do you live and how big was it? well i live in maine..we have lots of undiscovered creatures ranging from multiple limb humans to giant flys.. well anyways it was about the size of a garden snake..i think my girl coughed it up the other day.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Originally posted by -Rage- what typo? :lol: damnit ! :huh?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 i haven't heard about those things in the ocean. don't pee in the amazon. those things are attracted to pee and then burrow right up in your jimmy or cooch notch. supposedly they do a number on some hippos and rhinos and shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 oh my god...i almost cried for real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 yo im pretty sure those things are only found in tropical climates/areas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 fuck that shit. how the hell does something like that exist? jesus fuck. we're all going to die... pretty soon some shit will evolve into a leech that attatches to the head of your penis and slowly turns your reproductive system inside out... so when you finally detach it, your testicles will roll out onto the floor.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eager Salamander Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 god and baby jesus help us now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secs Oner Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 dont you people ever ask questions? Stop looking at something and automatically thinking its true.... I seriously doubt those things target men's genitals... i dont exactly see WHY it would target that one area. Unless you can show me evidence that that wasnt just a random event, i have problems believing there are penis loving sea creatures out there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 its not in the ocean, its in the amazon river On 28 October 1997, one of us (Samad) attended a 23-year-old man from the town of Itacoatiara on the Amazon River who sought medical attention with obstruction of the urethra, having been attacked by a candirú. Prior to being attended, the patient remained untreated for three days and was only administered medication for pain. By the fourth day the patient presented with fever, intense pain, scrotal edema [swelling of the scrotum], and extreme abdomen distention from urine retention. Surgical removal of the fish was considered, but rejected in favor of endoscopy [insertion of a TV-equipped tube into the urethra]. The patient was anesthetized with 5% lidocain and the procedure was performed. The fish was grasped using an alligator-clip attachment on the endoscope and removed in one piece. Fortunately the fish was dead, and decay was beginning to soften its tissues. Tension on the spines had relaxed in death, and they no longer gripped. Had the candirú been alive, its removal would have been more difficult and resulted in greater trauma to the patient. The fish penetrated the victim's urethra while he was standing in the river urinating, actually emerging from the water and entering his penis, filling the entire anterior urethra [emphasis added]. He reported trying to grab hold of the fish, but it was very slippery, and it forced its way inside with alarming speed. The candirú's forward progress was blocked by the sphincter separating the penile urethra from the bulbar urethra. With the passage blocked, the fish had made a lateral turn and bitten through the tissue into the corpus spongiosum, creating an opening into the scrotum. Perfusion [flushing] of the urethra with sterile distilled water prior to endoscopy induced further immediate and pronounced scrotal edema, making it evident that the opening had allowed the perfusate to enter the scrotum. Although the patient had remembered the fish as being small, after extraction it measured 134 mm (51/2 in) [long], with a head width of 11.5 mm (7/16 in). . . . Some coagulated material was removed, revealing a wound on the bulbar urethra of 1 cm in diameter and associated with a small amount of local bleeding. Although the patient suffered immediate trauma, no long term effects of the attack were noticed 1 year after the incident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 i really hope those things stay in the amazon, so they are only attracted to piss or open holes or something? yeesh! makes my balls hurt reading that story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 no such luck When, but swiming in the ocean is kosher, it's mostly a fresh water fish, mainly found in brackish waters, if you're in solid salt water then you don't have to sweat it... as far as I know, those are also mainly in the Amazon and in the rivers of Africa, but ?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 those bastard will probably be like the killer bees and find their way over here, yeah so no more dips in any lakes for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKUMBALUCKAH Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 I was frouning and tense the whole way through reading that. My stomach feels empty and my balls are tingling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 note to self. dont go to the amazon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac#1 Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Jesus Christ! that looks like some thing out of Aliens! Now i have one more reason to hate swimming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 shit looks like an earthworm with an attitude, yeesh! balls hurting again... i really have to stop coming into this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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