ElleGenie Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 Some interesting bumper sticker and T-shirt adds. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. -Josef Stalin Avoid Airport Security-Fly Naked Somewhere in Texas a village is missing an idiot Patriot: The person who is hollering the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. -Mark Twain No child is born a racist. I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death. I have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a dorrmat. -Rebecca West I made it clear to the world that either you're with us or you're with the enemy. -George Dubya Bush The more you increase fear of drugs and crime, welfare mothers, immigrants and aliens the more you control all the people. -Chomsky One sticker had a picture of a television with a red target in the middle of screen. The caption reads: Why do you think they call it 'programming'? It will be great when schools get all the money they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber. A sticker with the famous Uncle Sam pointing his finger from the "we want you campaign" with a caption that reads: Join the Army..travel to exotic distant lands, mee exciting unusual people and kill them. When I give food to the poor they call me a saint, when I ask why the poor have no food they call me a communist. -Dom Heider Camara The Army: Be all you're told to be! I think therefore I'm dangerous How can this be a free country if everything is for sale? Don't make me release the flying monkeys Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did only she did it backwards and in high heels. If you can't trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a child? -Regarding Abortion If guns are outlawed only outlaws will accidentally shoot their kids. If we kill the innocent we become the enemy An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind We are creating enemies faster than we can kill them more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 Originally posted by ElleGenie When I give food to the poor they call me a saint, when I ask why the poor have no food they call me a communist. -Dom Heider Camara haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 on the back of a motorcyclists shirt "if you can read this, the bitch fell off" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 Just wait for about a half hour untill I get my pic from the digi. Super super super funny shit coming up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 my favorite bumpersticker ever... MINIMALISM: it's the least you can do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mike24k/mullet.jpg'> I honestly made this shit today and stuck it on the VP's car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 https://secure1.nexternal.com/tshirtstha/images/hasbeen1.jpg'> I find this fucking hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 did you misspell brake on purpose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 Two of my favorite bumper stickers i have ever seen. set up like the DARE stickers kids get during red ribbon week. "dare to keep the CIA off drugs" if you do (or have ever) owned a truck you know this feeling all too well. "YES its my truck, and NO I wont help you move" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 did you misspell brake on purpose? i don't get it either.:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitmop-1$ Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 good shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 my co-worker is an idiot. He printed the thing, I just taped it on. Damn ignoramous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 ^unless his boss is a redneck and has car trouble all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 "Minivans are a sign of weakness" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 My other car is a big dick, need a ride? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToYs Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 are you threatening me? arm the homeless ask me about my pain audit the IRS avoid the stupid bad sex sucks be not half-assed beware of god be yourself bike and destroy black is beautiful blame canada boo fucking hoo bored born to chill boycott gen-x crap boy does high school ever suck boy-girl unity break some laws broke break the chains bring that beat back brown for life buy the good shit california is overrated call in sick can you escape? capitalism is organized crime capitalism kills me channel the spasm chaotic neutral cheer up emo kid children know everything chocolate is holy choose slack chuck d for president churches eat souls class war coffee now dammit combat the racist infrastructure conformist confuse everyone consider sobriety cops smell funny corporations lie cult member cutie on duty dare to be stupid darn the gov't delete the elite demand justice destroy limp bizkit destroy capitalism DEVO was right destroy what bores you on sight did Gore even try? die MTV die discover the earth does not exist do i look like a motherfucking role model? don't be such a wuss don't blame drugs don't fear the reaper don't fear the reefer don't fuck with speed don't get caught don't label me don't let me fail don't lie to kids don't postpone joy don't puke in my car don't stop believing don't tread on me do you believe in liberation? drop the attitude duh drugs fuck you up drugs help alot eat more veggies emasculate rapists evolve end civilization estrogen power fascism has many disguises fear is illusion fear of a slack planet fight fat phobia find the clitoris focus dammit follow your heart fool, you better recognize fuck censorship freak pride fuck all prejudice fuck cigarettes fuck decaf fuck fast food fuck school fuck shit up fuck slogans fuck sweatshops fuck the republican party fuck the right fuck work fuck yeah i'm weird fuck your lame ads furthur gabba gabba hey ganesha loves you gangster of love gasoline kills get me away from this nu-metal shit gimme gimme food stamps gimme noise go back to your suburb go beyond comfort go corporate god is my DJ god isn't christian god is obsolete god is other people godless commie scum go fucking pray go tribal gotta love hotties go work on your website graffiti makes sense grindcore is very terrifying groove is in the heart groove matters hail Eris happy happy joy joy haters step off have I sold out? heal you fuckers hedonism now! henna is for wusses hipster take a stand history shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man honey gets the props hook me up baby horny mutants rule how deep is your love? hug a revolutionary i am a bad ass i am a fucking genius i am an anarchist i am a poseur i am confused i am in control ideas are fractal idiots rule i don't do "techno" if you plan to shoplift, please let us know ignore the british i guess i was punk once i hate computers i hate the rich i (heart) source code i know i'm right i love this bike i love women i love you i'm fucking metal i'm in scenester hell i'm killing the earth! immortality or bust impeach 'em all i'm seein' robots i'm so fucking beautiful information is power inherit the earth i represent GOD you fuck i still believe i want candy i worship satan ha ha i worship you jealousy is for chumps jesus had a mullet jesus hates me jesus just left jesus loves me jesus wasn't white jesus was way cool join us juke box hero just be pure keep music evil know the future laugh at assholes learn to burn legalize yourself leggo my ego let my people go life isn't fair Linux is the shit listen to black sabbath live free or die live it up, sinner live long and prosper live the chaos love lost in space louder than god love is the drug make it stop make love not work make yuppies suffer marijuana heals marxists get crazy laid maybe partying will help mcdonalds isn't food meat is gross meditate microsoft-free secret sticker minimize bad things money isn't wealth more orgasms fewer kids more pointless laws mosh clockwise my boss is a jerk my brain hurts my dad's a cop too, couldja let me go now? my job sucks ass my macintosh rules my mind is racing, but my body's in the lead my parents are nuts my world is cold and without hope. nature is pissed nazis are pathetic never fuck with a scorpio never trust a boomer never trust the state no more bullshit no more power ballads not of this earth no worries old people are cool one thing leads to another meditate one love organize ooh! ooh! can i be punk too? Please? orgasms are good overthrow that shit pacifism kicks ass pagan and proud people are miracles peace pigs shouldn't rule please don't start WWIII people before profit police states suck politics are boring potheads against drugs poverty sucks prisons cause crime power to the people problem child punk rock girl question technology quit being passive race mixing is cool racism is typical rave against the machine read banned books reboot america refuse to lose remember the ozone layer religion is the cyanide of the masses reject repent respect resist despair respect certain elders revolution rise above sacred cows make the best hamburgers satan works for me now save the humans save the drama fo' yo' mama save the river scare the square seize liberty self-employed set me free sex toys rock shame on the NRA shhhhhh. listen. show me the way shut up hippy simplify sinner sin of pride (graphic) smart people cheat smash patriarchy smash the state somebody dose me speak the truth start today stop faking it stop fucking swearing stop living like veal stop spamming me surrender survive somehow take warning talk is cheap talk nerdy to me tastes like wiccan tax the rich tear gas sucks television loves me the bible is sexist the end is near the war on drugs is fucking stupid the internet changed my life the product is you they cook the polls the system's fucked they're after you think, dumbass this cubicle is so fucking small this election sucks this is a nation of whores this is freedom? this is indian land this is not a taxi this isn't me this sticker is lucky this town kills its kids tip you bastards tomorrow's gonna suck. t.v. casualty twentynothing unamerican (star design) unemployable unfuckwithable unamerican (long) understand unity unplug unix is power unleash infinity up to no good use the force veto the government victory over horseshit violence against women will not be tolerated wage-slave wake the fuck up warm the globe we are connected weirdos unite we're doomed what democracy? what does it all mean? what next, Lord? what's stopping you? what would ozzy do? when i hit the drum, you shake the booty where is my mind? whitey will pay whoa trip out dude whose future is it anyway? who would jesus do? why are my kids so stupid? why does school suck? why obey morons? windows will crash women take over women will rise word write shit down yes yoda loves me you are everyone you are not what you own you aren't saved you are so beautiful to me you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil you can't handle the truth you deserve love you LIVE in that head? your ad here you're all sheep you're my religion your kids are tripping you rule Your whole system sucks! 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ElleGenie Posted November 5, 2003 Author Share Posted November 5, 2003 Originally posted by SteveAustin https://secure1.nexternal.com/tshirtstha/images/hasbeen1.jpg'> I find this fucking hilarious. As do I.:crazy: How many lives per gallon does it cost us? The END of the HUMAN RACE will be that we will eventually DIE OF CIVILIZATION God wants spiritual fruits, NOT religious nuts! Last time we mixed politics with religion people got burned at the stake People are more viloently opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car. IF we don't change directions, we'll end up where we're going If going to church makes you a chrisitan, does going to the garage make you a car? Fight prime time, read a book Our factories are all overseas, ALL we produce here are rich executives. We don't have a democracy, we have an auction. It aint over til your brother counts the votes! It's a scientific fact, SCUM always rises to the top. Don't believe anything, until it has been officially denied Invest in America, buy a congressman A partiot must be ready to defend his county against his government We're in big trouble when our bombs are smarter than our President These colors don't run...the world! Buck Fush BUll SHit Thank you for pot smoking! The only Bush I trust is my own! We belong to the earth ...THE EARTH DOES NOT BELONG TO US Hemp, Hemp Hooray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some pittsburgh flavor Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 "New Found Glory" "Anti-Flag" "Fuck The System!" PUNK ROCK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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