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The Bumpersticker/T-shirt Thread

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ElleGenie, Nov 4, 2003.

  1. ElleGenie

    ElleGenie Member

    Joined: Dec 31, 2002 Messages: 255 Likes Received: 0
    Some interesting bumper sticker and T-shirt adds.

    The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.
    -Josef Stalin

    Avoid Airport Security-Fly Naked

    Somewhere in Texas a village is missing an idiot

    Patriot: The person who is hollering the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
    -Mark Twain

    No child is born a racist.

    I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death.

    I have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a dorrmat.
    -Rebecca West

    I made it clear to the world that either you're with us or you're with the enemy.
    -George Dubya Bush

    The more you increase fear of drugs and crime, welfare mothers, immigrants and aliens the more you control all the people.

    One sticker had a picture of a television with a red target in the middle of screen. The caption reads: Why do you think they call it 'programming'?

    It will be great when schools get all the money they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.

    A sticker with the famous Uncle Sam pointing his finger from the "we want you campaign" with a caption that reads: Join the Army..travel to exotic distant lands, mee exciting unusual people and kill them.

    When I give food to the poor they call me a saint, when I ask why the poor have no food they call me a communist.
    -Dom Heider Camara

    The Army: Be all you're told to be!

    I think therefore I'm dangerous

    How can this be a free country if everything is for sale?

    Don't make me release the flying monkeys

    Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did only she did it backwards and in high heels.

    If you can't trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a child?
    -Regarding Abortion

    If guns are outlawed only outlaws will accidentally shoot their kids.

    If we kill the innocent we become the enemy

    An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

    We are creating enemies faster than we can kill them

  2. haha
  3. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,988 Likes Received: 311
    on the back of a motorcyclists shirt

    "if you can read this, the bitch fell off"
  4. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    Just wait for about a half hour untill I get my pic from the digi.

    Super super super funny shit coming up!
  5. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    my favorite bumpersticker ever...

    MINIMALISM: it's the least you can do.
  6. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2

    I honestly made this shit today and stuck it on the VP's car.
  7. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2

    I find this fucking hilarious.
  8. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    did you misspell brake on purpose?

    ERIZENO Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2003 Messages: 1,999 Likes Received: 28
    Two of my favorite bumper stickers i have ever seen.

    set up like the DARE stickers kids get during red ribbon week.
    "dare to keep the CIA off drugs"

    if you do (or have ever) owned a truck you know this feeling all too well.
    "YES its my truck, and NO I wont help you move"
  10. suicidebombr

    suicidebombr Member

    Joined: Aug 23, 2003 Messages: 979 Likes Received: 0
    i don't get it either.:confused:
  11. shitmop-1$

    shitmop-1$ Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 12, 2002 Messages: 1,728 Likes Received: 1
  12. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    my co-worker is an idiot.

    He printed the thing, I just taped it on. Damn ignoramous!
  13. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    ^unless his boss is a redneck and has car trouble all the time.
  14. 455

    455 Guest

    "Minivans are a sign of weakness"
  15. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    My other car is a big dick, need a ride?