8onus Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 but i came out ahead in the long run total spent by her in relationship: 200 total spent by me: 2.12 for slurpees. i feel like a king of men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 no wonder she set you up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by nomadawhat no wonder she set you up... i think you might be right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Did you steal shit with the slurpee cups? You know, you get a slurpee, but like before you fil it up you put all the candy bars and shit in the cup.. then you fill it up and walk out with a slurpee and like 10 dollars in candys bars/assorted snacks.. thats the tip right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 soo...how did you get set up ?:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 :lol: dude, you coulda been getting your slurpees for free http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/1103/mkmkmk/slurpee.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! i could have gotten them for free?!! she set me up with the whole lets just be freinds, i dont know if this is what i need right now... but i have a suspicion that she used me for comfort and my culinary skillz. maybe another guys too. i love that slurpee stealing idea...gotta try that, thanx to ABC and high preist for the info Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 do you use that abc ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 oh yeah...i also saw this article in 2600 on how to change cupon barcodes and use them at the self check out thing to get mad free shit. i will look for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by Jackson Livin' the motherfuckin' trife life. Stealing candy in the bottom of the slurpee cup is the best thing I have ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Boooo, my town doesn't have 7-11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 I stole a 25 cent bolt from the hardware store. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 if you can grab a handful of candy bars and put them into a cup without being noticed, you can put a handful of candy bars into your pocket. you guys are pathetic. plus, if you stick them in the cup, then you have to fish your candy out, and you wind up with only half of a slurpee. on top of that, who the fuck needs $10 worth of candy bars? are you a tubby little fat bastard or what? (not to be confused with fatbastard, the aussie). really. if you're going to steal, make it worth getting caught. 12 year olds steal candy. real men steal top secret military plans and cases of grenades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 *believe* Originally posted by seeking real men steal top secret military plans and cases of grenades. and trunk loads of paint...beeeaaatchs!!! :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 set up us the bomb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 I can't believe you fuckers are stealing candy bars. No wonder this fucking country is so fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 I have no problems with stealing ANYTHING from Walmart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 Re: Re: The Bitch Set Me Up.... Originally posted by CILONE/SK Find a decent girl and treat her right and don't worry about money. haha...finding a decent girl is not as easy as you make it sound dude, most are either crazy or hoochie mamas round my way. and by the way...i didn't set it up like this,...i cooked her dinner all the time, shit like that to make her feel special...it just turned out that way, but when i realized the only thing id bought for her was a fucking slurpee...i felt proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by CILONE/SK ^ there is always a decent girl almost everywhere. You just won't find them without looking. thanks.....but in my experience you always find a decent girl when you arnt looking. i know ill find her some day... asain short big tits funny likes video games and graffiti likes to eat likes to suck dick where are you dream giirl??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by 8onus but i came out ahead in the long run total spent by her in relationship: 200 total spent by me: 2.12 for slurpees. i feel like a king of men. no diss or anything but you're not a man if you only spent 2.12 for a slurpee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by 8onus thanks.....but in my experience you always find a decent girl when you arnt looking. i know ill find her some day... asain short big tits funny likes video games and graffiti likes to eat likes to suck dick where are you dream giirl??? hahahah ;) asain - check short - check big tits - check (i want a breast reduction) funny - check (funny when i am high) likes video games and graffiti - check check (i am buying an xbox for him this weekend) likes to eat - check i can out eat you. likes to suck dick - um. hahaha. but i am practically married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/13-14/london/Br11.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush hahahah ;) asain - check short - check big tits - check (i want a breast reduction) funny - check (funny when i am high) likes video games and graffiti - check check (i am buying an xbox for him this weekend) likes to eat - check i can out eat you. likes to suck dick - um. hahaha. but i am practically married. i should kidnap your ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by anonymity1 I have no problems with stealing ANYTHING from Walmart if this aint the truth. I dont steal at all anymore, but that would be one place i wouldnt feel bad about doing it from. the only thing i will allow myself to buy at that store at all is paint. i dig paying the same price i paid back 10 years ago for Krylon and the only place i know to that is walmart. i know, i know ... fuck krylon ... but to each their own. to 8ouns: the dream girl you find when you are not looking will challenge you to test what it is you are really looking for. cuz dream are dreams and girls are girls ....there is a good balance to be found but it takes work. good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Fuck american new krylon , the old formula shit i got here is still funky fresh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 Originally posted by High Priest Did you steal shit with the slurpee cups? You know, you get a slurpee, but like before you fil it up you put all the candy bars and shit in the cup.. then you fill it up and walk out with a slurpee and like 10 dollars in candys bars/assorted snacks.. thats the tip right there. i love this fucking idea :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 Re: Re: Re: The Bitch Set Me Up.... Originally posted by 8onus ...it just turned out that way, but when i realized the only thing id bought for her was a fucking slurpee...i felt proud. Same thing has happened to me several times. I’ve had girls buy me lunches, dinners, pitchers, etc. When it’s all over, I still got my money. I’ve never really tried to make it like that, but it’s happened. If that is what it takes for you to feel good about getting dumped by a girl you like, that’s cool. You made, what, $198 profit (if you think about it like that)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush hahahah ;) asain - check short - check big tits - check (i want a breast reduction) funny - check (funny when i am high) likes video games and graffiti - check check (i am buying an xbox for him this weekend) likes to eat - check i can out eat you. likes to suck dick - um. hahaha. but i am practically married. Your man is the luckiest man alive. When you decide to leave him, let us know. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 Originally posted by 8onus thanks.....but in my experience you always find a decent girl when you arnt looking. i know ill find her some day... asain short big tits funny likes video games and graffiti likes to eat likes to suck dick where are you dream giirl??? Yeah my "dream girl" is Asian, not necessarily short... actually I'm more into medium-height Asian girls or "tall-for-an-Asian" girl ... she gotta have a fat ass and nice sized titties... C-cups are good... not really into them huge titties. As far as graffiti she don't have to like it but at least respect it and be open minded and not throw a hissy fit whenever she sees it. And she gotta be intelligent too (most Asian chicks are, especially Japanese and Chinese ones). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 Geezus fuck you guys are fucken crabby. I personally don't steal shit or do the whole stuff candy into the slurpee, but you guys need to lighten up, you'll live longer. :lick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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