Swizel Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 It's time for you to regale us with a story. Let me get my mat.....and a bocks of jucy guidlines for thread: insults should at least be funny or clever otherwise do as you please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 God, whats happened to you in these 2 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 one time there was a new kid around channel zero he got clowned on and berated he tried to spell some stuff but it didn't work out very well he posted some idiotic threads asking people to entertain him then he and his computer were smashed by an old loveseat that inexplicably fell out of the sky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 i smoked a moth when i was 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereEaglesDare Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 this thread sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swizel Posted August 1, 2005 Author Share Posted August 1, 2005 my bad. Regale. guess what that means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Yo son i be online on the reglae, like er dia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 my fuckin stereo fell apart and i had to reglae that sheet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 yo i love jamaica and reglae music. RLAH RLAH RLAHHHH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 This is a story about a compulsive gambler. Every day, John would go to the casino and gamble away all of his meager earnings on craps and blackjack games. One day, he started winning. He won and won and won until he had $4,000,000.00 in chips sitting in front of him. He thought, "Just one more game, I'll double my money and call it quits". John rolled snake eyes. John lost the $4,000,000.00 he was winning and his earnings, once again. John should have quit while he was ahead. This story has a moral, and it relates to you, LBone. Every day, in those first two years you were registered, that you didn't post anything, you were winning. You were ahead. Then you started posting. You lost. You should have quit while you were ahead, much like John. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swizel Posted August 1, 2005 Author Share Posted August 1, 2005 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 ONE TIME I SMOKED SO MUCH WET THAT I SAT THERE WHILE MY LITTLE BAD DAUGHTERS LIT MAD SHIT ON FIRE AND LAUGHED AND THREW POTS OUT THE WINDOW AT NIGGAS ON THE STREET. ALSO, I JUST COPPED A BUICK REGLAE WITH 10K MILES FOR 800 DOLLARS. MERO. MLBC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 I make sure i have all my raglae before I leave my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 I had a bike accident this week and my hip is not in the best it's ever been. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 can anyone reglae to me whats going on in this this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 you are reglaeing a car wreck in slo mo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 my favorite gum is reglaes spearmint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 i hope this become a reglae affair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Originally posted by LBone@Aug 1 2005, 01:03 PM It's time for you to regale us with a story. Let me get my mat.....and a bocks of jucy guidlines for thread: insults should at least be funny or clever otherwise do as you please Quoted post in high school i knocked the dust of my MAth teachers Jucy bocks on the reglae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 yo, i'm feeling that for reglae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared -- how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its state and laughed. "You must be joking," he said. "Compare your heart with mine, mine is perfect and yours is a mess of scars and tears." "Yes," said the old man, "yours is perfect looking but I would never trade with you. You see, every scar represents a person to whom I have given my love - I tear out a piece of my heart and give it to them, and often they give me a piece of their heart which fits into the empty place in my heart, but because the pieces aren't exact, I have some rough edges, which I cherish, because they remind me of the love we shared. Sometimes I have given pieces of my heart away, and the other person hasn't returned a piece of his heart to me. These are the empty gouges -- giving love is taking a chance. Although these gouges are painful, they stay open, reminding me of the love I have for these people too, and I hope someday they may return and fill the space I have waiting. "So now do you see what true beauty is?", asked the old man. The young man stood silently with tears running down his cheeks. He walked up to the old man, reached into his perfect young and beautiful heart, and ripped a piece out. He offered it to the old man with trembling hands. The old man took his offering, placed it in his heart and then took a piece from his old scarred heart and placed it in the wound in the young man's heart. It fit, but not perfectly, as there were some jagged edges. The young man looked at his heart, not perfect anymore but more beautiful than ever, as love from the old man's heart flowed into his. They embraced and walked away side by side. How sad it must be to go through life with a whole heart. Remember...Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody is watching. What good is your heart if you have never given it to someone? What good is your heart if you stop loving? You were given your heart to share, love, hurt, smile and feel emotion so allow your heart to beat and beat loudly! Love conquers all. Love yourself and others will run towards your loving beating heart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 wow.......just.....wow nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 That hippy bullshit is gay as hell, dirty old man taking an analogy too far and bringing some young boy into his little games. Sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 when i fart, everyone knows.. girls always keep them inside. then they build up. i think at the end of every month, they all go into the woods and let them out like "PPPLLLCCCCHHHHSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Let the FOKS of alt.slack reglae you're jucy bocks with ths tail: In the next chapter, you find a purple horse grazing in your backyard, with a human hand dangling out of its ass. You go out to say "Hey fella" and feed it a carrot. Then, strangely, you feel a strong compulsion to mount the horse. You do so, and it takes off like a shot, and it's all you can do to hang on to its mane. You soon find the horse has taken flight, and higher and higher you go, until you reach orbit. But you don't stop there. It's going to the Moon!! Eventually you land on the moon. *Then*, you break down in tears and vow never to return. Then you spontaeneously immolate, which causes you to to wonder whats *really* going on, considering you should have asphyxiated hours ago, and combustion ought not be taking place on the moon. And all the kids on ogrish.com somehow gawk at the photos of your burned mangled body being grazed on by purpse horse, only two hours after these events. And then the reader closes the book, and returns it to the shelf, and goes back on shift to bring your thorazine injection to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 funniest thread ever for reglae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 RelGae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Wait... Reglae is gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 uh oh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
?$? Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 That first story had N.A.M.B.L.A written all over it. :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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