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the best revenge ever_guaranteed laughter

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ILYSH, Apr 30, 2003.

  1. ILYSH

    ILYSH Member

    Joined: Apr 5, 2001 Messages: 670 Likes Received: 0
    i got forwarded this


    MasterCard Wedding
    You gotta love this guy.....
    This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
    University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
    it.
    It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
    reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
    crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
    distances, to support them at their wedding.
    He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
    his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
    As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
    special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
    including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his
    gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each
    manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best
    man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired
    a private detective to tail them.
    After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
    couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!".
    Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the
    dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage
    annulled first thing in the morning.
    While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
    finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as
    if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over
    $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing
    the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and
    family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you
    think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends
    ......................................$32,000.
    Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion
    ..........................................$3,000.
    Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui
    ..............................................$8,500.
    The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
    humping the best man..........Priceless.
    There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
    MASTERCARD




    fuck the hoes
     
  2. CRESjyk

    CRESjyk New Jack

    Joined: Jul 26, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    1st


    ohhh shit, my one friend at work told me about that shit, fucking funniest shit ive ever heard. it amazing that guy could fucking go through the whole deal, and make it seem like he was forreal
     
  3. SayOne

    SayOne Guest

    LOL... hopefullly that niggah also beat that pussy up before tossin tha peace sign
     
  4. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    wow!

    Do NOT mess with this guy.
    It's true that a well planned and executed revenge is
    always better then just blowing up with rage.

    'Revenge is a dish best served cold'
     
  5. fr8lover

    fr8lover Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2000 Messages: 3,919 Likes Received: 1
  6. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    good story, but not true. sorry to dash anyones moment.

    urban legend
     
  7. ILYSH

    ILYSH Member

    Joined: Apr 5, 2001 Messages: 670 Likes Received: 0
    damn___ i wanted that to be true so bad_____sorry people
     
  8. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    from steve's link...


    This is his world, we just live in it
     
  9. atrocks

    atrocks New Jack

    Joined: Nov 25, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    ooooh man fuuuuck....damn i was ready to jump up and shout for that dude.....if that shit was real i woulda found the mother fucker and shook his hand.....weeeeeeww...good story....
     
  10. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 28
    i don't see why people who make storie slike this up. of course it's fun to read, but it's not like they get $1 for every time it gets read.
     
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