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the best part about being a writer...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by seeking, Oct 7, 2003.

  1. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    so recently im at taco bell in the drive through. i take my seat belt off to get the food, pull out and forget to put it back on for two blocks. during that time, a cop happens to pass me. he pulls me over less than half a mile later (when i had it on) and even after listenign to my perfectly logical story, procedes to give me a ticket.
    that annoyed me.
    today i went to court for it.
    the judge didnt throw it out, despite his admitting that he does that all the time, and infact even worse, he'll just not wear it sometimes at all, cause he doesnt feel like dealing with it.
    but he didnt throw it out.
    so now i lost money by taking time off work to fight it, and by having to pay the fine.
    then, since i didnt figure there was any way this was gonna stick, i didnt have much cash with me, so the court made me give them 6 of my last 11 dollars. abnd 'promise' to bring the rest in by next wednesday.
    fuck yall bitches.
    things like this annoy me immensely. but it also makes me glad im a writer, and even gladder still that someone invented 'etch bath' which allows me to do tens of thousands of dollars of damage within seconds.
    i have no qualms with being an 'adult' who 'knows better' but still occasionally takes time out of his day to 'do it anyway'.

    infact, this should really just be an etch appreciation thread, because it's a very magical solution to many of lives problems. i would discuss it further, but you never know who might be watching.

    seeks/get your moneys worth/bomb the suburbs/how old am i?
  2. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    didn't 12oz used to have a 'no etch' policy?

    kilo/head scratching
  3. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    Etch the fuck out of the judge's car. Maybe take some etch to his face if the oppurtunity presents itself.
  4. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    and funny you mention 'Bomb the Suburbs'.

    wasn't there a chapter on why we shouldn't raise the cost of urban living?
    seems like etching gov't buildings will do just that.
  5. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    seatbelts are for girls
  6. $360

    $360 Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2002 Messages: 2,600 Likes Received: 1
    OR you could tell the officer that the seat belt dosnt work because you spilled etch on it:D :D
  7. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    i iknow exactly how you feel.. i was walking back from work one morning, this dorm had a buncha bagels out... so i roll up to get a bagel (there were 100s there)... fuckers wouldnt let me have one... first thing that popped in my head was that they're getting the etch bath..
  8. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    funny you should not be able to read. :D

    i havent read it in quite a while, but im fairly sure that since it was the title of the book, that the idea of bombing suburban areas was encouraged.

    either way, there are enough suv's in this town to cover the damages.
    hell, i already got $30 on it!

    there may have been a 'no etch' policy, but whatever, laws are for fags (and seatbelt wearing girls) ;)
  9. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    I always thought it would be more amusing to get some 70% HF and actually melt the damn windows, but that wouldn't be considered writing anymore I suppose.
  10. taco bell bomber

    taco bell bomber Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2000 Messages: 2,037 Likes Received: 0
    thats what i like to hear
  11. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    actually seeking

    actual boming of the burbs was encouraged but with a disclaimer.
    One of his major points was that if you bomb joe's hardware
    then Joe has to pay to replace his etched windows or he will loose
    business. Then he's got to up the price of his goods to compensate
    for the money he put out. On the same note, schools will have to take
    the money out of textbooks and put it into buffing. Upski says he's
    not going to do things that raise the cost of urban living anymore.

    'Bombing The Suburbs' is more about 'Not Boming the 'Urbs' than any specific act itself.

    going on an etch attack and doing 'tens of thousands of dollars worth of damage'
    would not get upski's approval. I'd bet on it.
  12. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    than upski can blowski me for being a pusski
  13. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2001 Messages: 3,804 Likes Received: 0
    i got my thread closed because i just mentioned the word etch....oh well

    i say fuckin destroy the court house, patrol cars, all that shit

    upski may not approve but dazeski does
  14. DREDZ

    DREDZ Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 14, 2002 Messages: 1,934 Likes Received: 0
    That seatbelt law shit is pretty gay. It's bullshit, they pretend it's done all for the well being of the masses, but in all actuality they enforce it just to fuck with po' folks, in my opinion. Seatbelts do save lives, but, the choice of wearing one ,while in a motor vehicle, should be left up to that individual. They might as well fine people for not flossing their teeth.

    viva la etch bath....keep it on the dl
  15. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5

    go get 'em seeks