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The automated toilet just attacked me.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by sarcasm, May 17, 2004.

  1. sarcasm

    sarcasm 12oz Elite Member

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    The automated toilet just attacked me.

    Discussion started by sarcasm - May 17, 2004

    so my school has those automated toilets in the bathroom
    very nice, clean, and convenient.
    but dude, when i went to whipe anfter finishing business,
    the thing just kept flushing. i couldn't make it stop.... so by
    the time i was able to whipe my ass, the thing flushed like 5 times. swwoooooshhhh... swoooshhhh......swoooooooooooshhhhh....
    damn.. people in the next stalls and in
    the bathroom must think im a retard or something












    ps: excuse my constant thread making.... i have a 4 hours gap
    between classes, and i have nothing else to do but sleep shit and
    go on 12oz....
     
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  2. synaps

    synaps 12oz Senior Member

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    synaps - Replied May 17, 2004

    someone on another message board i'm on said something similiar once happened to him

    except

    he was whiping and it was going off over and over ... and he kept whiping ... but the toilet got clogged. so he was rushing to get the dingleberries out of his ass as the bowl was getting ready to overflow


    edit:
    he made it out alive btw
    would of really sucked otherwise


    or maybe he just didn't whipe his ass properly so he could get out of there
     
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  3. slave_one

    slave_one 12oz Elite Member

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    slave_one - Replied May 17, 2004

    hahahahaha...

    the people in the other stalls must think you have loads of shit to flush!

    i haven't had a bad experience w/automated toilets...yet
     
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  4. imported_El Mamerro - Replied May 17, 2004

    My friends used to have this crazy Japanese robo-toilet with all sorts of dials and knobs and nozzles on it. It had this one that came from under the seat and pointed straight into your anus, it looked powerful enough to battle prostate cancer.

    I never trusted that goddamn thing.
     
  5. MrChupacabra

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    MrChupacabra - Replied May 17, 2004

    today at lunch a friend of mine had a piece of corn on the cob that was so juicy that when i took a bite of it it sprayed corn juice directly up my nose. We then proceeded to squirt corn juice on unsuspecting victims sitting a few feet away. The joys of being retardedly immature.
     
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  6. me IS cool

    me IS cool Guest

    me IS cool - Replied May 17, 2004


    Hahaha!! :lol: :lol:
     
  7. Dick Quickwood

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    Dick Quickwood - Replied May 17, 2004

    so how did it attack you?
     
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  8. Im Broke

    Im Broke 12oz Senior Member

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    Im Broke - Replied May 17, 2004

    thats fuckin tight!, but your asshole probibly wouldent be after it got
    finished with you...:lol:
     
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  9. adderall

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    adderall - Replied May 17, 2004

    im not down with shitting in public bathrooms.. the least of my worries would be the automatic toilet..
     
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  10. Nekro

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    Nekro - Replied May 17, 2004

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  11. ODS-1

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    ODS-1 - Replied May 17, 2004

    Same exact case here. I hardly ever enter one, even to piss. I'm a fucking pussy.
     
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    EyeforAnEYE - Replied May 17, 2004

    :lol: oh man ass cleaners
     
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  13. sarcasm

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    sarcasm - Replied May 17, 2004

    spat poo poo water at me i guess...
     
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    duh-rye-won - Replied May 18, 2004

    this is the future so get used to it. i shower after every shit. what makes people think that wiping their dirty assholes with paper qualifies as cleanliness is beyond me. the japanese are always ahead of the game. one day we'll even find out why it's better to have a small penis and then they'll even be the best at that too.
     
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  15. Jackson

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    Jackson - Replied May 18, 2004

    Automated? I don't understand.
    Is it like the one in CKY2K when they put a chunk of shit on the seat then it tries to clean it off but it just ends up getting smeared all the way round?
     
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