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The automated toilet just attacked me.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by sarcasm, May 17, 2004.

  1. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
    so my school has those automated toilets in the bathroom
    very nice, clean, and convenient.
    but dude, when i went to whipe anfter finishing business,
    the thing just kept flushing. i couldn't make it stop.... so by
    the time i was able to whipe my ass, the thing flushed like 5 times. swwoooooshhhh... swoooshhhh......swoooooooooooshhhhh....
    damn.. people in the next stalls and in
    the bathroom must think im a retard or something












    ps: excuse my constant thread making.... i have a 4 hours gap
    between classes, and i have nothing else to do but sleep shit and
    go on 12oz....
     
  2. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 8, 2002 Messages: 1,644 Likes Received: 0
    someone on another message board i'm on said something similiar once happened to him

    except

    he was whiping and it was going off over and over ... and he kept whiping ... but the toilet got clogged. so he was rushing to get the dingleberries out of his ass as the bowl was getting ready to overflow


    edit:
    he made it out alive btw
    would of really sucked otherwise


    or maybe he just didn't whipe his ass properly so he could get out of there
     
  3. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    hahahahaha...

    the people in the other stalls must think you have loads of shit to flush!

    i haven't had a bad experience w/automated toilets...yet
     
  4. My friends used to have this crazy Japanese robo-toilet with all sorts of dials and knobs and nozzles on it. It had this one that came from under the seat and pointed straight into your anus, it looked powerful enough to battle prostate cancer.

    I never trusted that goddamn thing.
     
  5. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 681
    today at lunch a friend of mine had a piece of corn on the cob that was so juicy that when i took a bite of it it sprayed corn juice directly up my nose. We then proceeded to squirt corn juice on unsuspecting victims sitting a few feet away. The joys of being retardedly immature.
     
  6. me IS cool

    me IS cool Guest


    Hahaha!! :lol: :lol:
     
  7. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    so how did it attack you?
     
  8. Im Broke

    Im Broke Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 11, 2003 Messages: 1,579 Likes Received: 0
    thats fuckin tight!, but your asshole probibly wouldent be after it got
    finished with you...:lol:
     
  9. adderall

    adderall Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 10, 2003 Messages: 2,921 Likes Received: 1
    im not down with shitting in public bathrooms.. the least of my worries would be the automatic toilet..
     
  10. Nekro

    Nekro Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Messages: 2,568 Likes Received: 1
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  11. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 3,575 Likes Received: 0
    Same exact case here. I hardly ever enter one, even to piss. I'm a fucking pussy.
     
  12. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    :lol: oh man ass cleaners
     
  13. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
    spat poo poo water at me i guess...
     
  14. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    this is the future so get used to it. i shower after every shit. what makes people think that wiping their dirty assholes with paper qualifies as cleanliness is beyond me. the japanese are always ahead of the game. one day we'll even find out why it's better to have a small penis and then they'll even be the best at that too.
     
  15. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    Automated? I don't understand.
    Is it like the one in CKY2K when they put a chunk of shit on the seat then it tries to clean it off but it just ends up getting smeared all the way round?
     
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