Guest sneak Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 well i did it last year (and got attacked by a tsunami the next day) and the year before, so welcome to.... Sneaks Christmas Thread now i still cruise the oz occasionally and lets face it the majority of the xmas threads this year have been weak. no offence to anyone but hey. So this is the definitive thread, post pics of the office christmas stories (and regail us with stories from them), tell us about what you want and what your giving your fam present wise... tell us how you like your food, whats your favourite combination to have in one mouthfull? and seeing as christmas is sunday this year we have not one but TWO days to get completley wasted on before hand. Being as its friday today go out get your xmas drink on today and tomorrow.... ^thats the reason why im making this post a day earlier than normally on xmas eve. im planning on being to drunk to operate a computer. Peaceeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Parker Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 last year we did that stupid ass secret santa shit and i got a cd case and a bottle of baby oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 No stories and stuff but nice to have sneako around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 ^cheers tess.... ive been working in a pub for the last couple of weeks and its jokes to watch all the office workers coming in on their office parties and get trashed. then put it on the company card! haha, always got bought a drink too..badass. our party was us sitting after work drinking for free. not to shabby just chilled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KETA Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Hey you better change xmas to christmas or bill o'reilly will send you to hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 When I was scrolling down the list of topics real fast, I thought this said "The Anal Xmas Thread". Please spell ANNUAL right next time, so I dont Freudian slip all over the place. (No homo on my entire post.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGOON Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 i got nothing going on for xmas. first year that i won't spend it w/ my family... hopefully i find something to do... any SF people want to celebrate... PM me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 this xmas I will be drunk and naked on the couch in my house, alone, watching football good time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 oh, i thought this was the anal xmas thread,,,i was like,"hmmm, i wonder what this is all about?"...but then became confused once i started reading the replies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 It's all about the turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes with gravy, HP Sauce, and Hendereson's Relish all in one mouthfull. It's a taste explosion. Merry Exmas sneak.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Me and Delis are goin to my crazy rich white aunts house. Probably gonna drink. wooo edit* merry christmas everyone and i want you all to think of this song to get you in the christmas spirit! Wouldnt it be nice if we could wake up in the morning when the day is newwww etc. KBYE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 I got a nice christmas story today I wrote off my truck, and should probably be dead and who says ford doesn't build solid vehicles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 I've been having random sharp, stabbing pains in the upper left side of my stomach for the past 3 or 4 days, so there is probably a good chance i'll go to the doctor tomorrow and then be dead or in the hospital on christmas. I really hope i pass out into a table or a chair at work tonight with lots of people around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_write Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 maybe its those paint fumes and shit getting into your system - read the spray safe thread in the yard haha .. if your not doing anything, GO BOMB !! no one will be out , its the cops day off .. so go crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 here in aussieland its all about prawns, beer, bbq's, and lounging in the pool on chrismas day. its so fucking hot here right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 I didnt wanna fuck up xmas day, so ive been consuming for the last 364 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 Originally posted by wiseguy@Dec 23 2005, 07:17 PM here in aussieland its all about prawns, beer, bbq's, and lounging in the pool on chrismas day. its so fucking hot here right now... Quoted post So is that girl in the Myspace thread really your girlfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 Originally posted by wiseguy@Dec 23 2005, 06:17 PM here in aussieland its all about prawns, beer, bbq's, and lounging in the pool on chrismas day. its so fucking hot here right now... Quoted post I'm still not used to the idea of CHristmas being something HOT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 I saw a billboard today that said "Keep the Christ in Christmas". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Birch Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 because I'm a hardcore alcoholic/ recovering drug addict with no friends, I'm going to spend christmas cursing life, contemplating suicide, and "reaching out" on 12oz and myspace... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle+Dec 24 2005, 05:08 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dr. Dazzle - Dec 24 2005, 05:08 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-wiseguy@Dec 23 2005, 07:17 PM here in aussieland its all about prawns, beer, bbq's, and lounging in the pool on chrismas day. its so fucking hot here right now... Quoted post So is that girl in the Myspace thread really your girlfriend? Quoted post [/b] thankfully no, my girlfriend's picture is not circulating on 12oz. haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Birch Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 ^^ not yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 Originally posted by wiseguy+Dec 24 2005, 07:44 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (wiseguy - Dec 24 2005, 07:44 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle@Dec 24 2005, 05:08 PM <!--QuoteBegin-wiseguy@Dec 23 2005, 07:17 PM here in aussieland its all about prawns, beer, bbq's, and lounging in the pool on chrismas day. its so fucking hot here right now... Quoted post So is that girl in the Myspace thread really your girlfriend? Quoted post thankfully no, my girlfriend's picture is not circulating on 12oz. haha. Quoted post [/b] 'thankfully'? did you see that broad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 right typing this reply has taken 10mins. fuck xmas, its only just turned xmas day and ive buggered my ankel. (sp). it fucking hurts, i was on tracks with mates and i slippd off a bridge onto the ankel. ouch. whose had xmas days which are spent in hospital? cos thats how mines going to be spent - in casualtu! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MELLOness Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 I decided to save this thread, seeing as theres only like 2 hours till christmas. for me at least. MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES! in 2 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 fuckin crimbo. Costs too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 as expected. i got my 20 bucks from my dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullet Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 Started eating chocolate at 8 am 12:30 Large BarbeeQuee got fired up and my Gramp's 6:30 Dinner at a friends which ends in drowning in a pool however, I got the madest present's out yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 so i ended up in hospital this morning for 4 hours. apparntly ive damaged ligaments in my foot...i can only now put pressure on it. bloody sucks. everyonem having a good one so far? i just finished eating the biggest meal ive had in a while... mmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 that sucks sneak..I'm sorry man.. my day is starting off unspectacularly..going to the fam's house later..my gf just left to go over to her parents.. I gave her this for Xmas She gave me this good times.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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