Abracadabra Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 there's a fuckin million "gimme gimme gimme" threads in this shit, now it's time for a "fuck all that malarky" thread. is it just me or does all this bullshit kick off a week earlier every year? the stores were gearing up for christmas in fucking october this year! there's no tree in my house, and hasn't been for years. i'm not holding out for mummy and daddy to buy me an ipod dildo or whatever it is you homos want this year. those fuckers on the street corner singing fucking christmas carols aren't getting a cent outta me. marking up your prices by 20% a month ago, then knocking off 10% does not constitute a "massive xmas sale". don't get me started on the bullshit they have on television either. at a time when all i want to do is veg out on the couch and forget all this bullshit is going on, i'm hit over the head time and time again by fucking disney bullshit. yes i'm a bitter old cunt. and i don't fucking care. BOP [/rant] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 i'll drink to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuyorican Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 fuck christmas, Im a muslim my dude. Allah hu Akbar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Austraila get no love. From Santa Clause. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 ^gets, I mean gets no love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Dec 7 2005, 04:47 PM i'm not holding out for mummy and daddy to buy me an ipod dildo or whatever it is you homos want this year. [/rant] Quoted post Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 7, 2005 Author Share Posted December 7, 2005 Originally posted by Yellow Feets@Dec 8 2005, 07:57 AM Austraila get no love. From Santa Clause. Quoted post clause (klôz) n. 1. Grammar. A group of words containing a subject and a predicate and forming part of a compound or complex sentence. 2. A distinct article, stipulation, or provision in a document. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 the Santa Clause is Australian legislation banning all nonsensical tales of fat gift-dispensing North Polers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 i'm feeling this thread after today. but im also going to endure the bad shit and enjoy the good shit. can't i get a fucking break?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 7, 2005 Author Share Posted December 7, 2005 Originally posted by coffeedependency@Dec 8 2005, 08:18 AM the Santa Clause is Australian legislation banning all nonsensical tales of fat gift-dispensing North Polers. Quoted post yep, it's right up there with the new terrorism (read: racial vilification) laws, and the new workplace reforms (read: working class vilification). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 i agree fuck materialistic pieces of shit. I dont need anything in terms of gifts. just a chiller time at home and shit. a time to relax and not do school for a while presents can go fuck themselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 where does necessity end and materialism begin? chinese riddle for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hungoverseas Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 but santa, i don't want to make toys, i want to be a dentist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 7, 2005 Author Share Posted December 7, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Dec 8 2005, 08:48 AM where does necessity end and materialism begin? Quoted post in the middle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 you have proven yourself wise, please take this iron dildo as a token of my respect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 I dont like christmas anymore cuz it just reminds me of how broke I am. On the real, all a nigga want for christmas is to stay in school, Fuck a xbox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Dec 7 2005, 06:03 PM iron dildo Quoted post "Made deep in the mountains of Mordor, only there can it be un-made." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 im broke. fuck this bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 haha..I'll take any excuse not to buy presents this year.. sooo..fuck x-mas.. do ipod dildo's come in black? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Fuck the holidays, the world's gone to shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PINK DOT Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 the worst is christmas music.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 http://www.apoplecticpress.org/christmascardspage1.htm i fucking love those. i'mma spend x-mas walking around writing on shit. best day to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Man Im over this Holiday shit.... The Music. The Decorations. Peoples Fake Ass Holiday Cheeeeeeeer..... uhghhhhh Im sucha fucking grinch ... buymeshtuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Christmas is awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Birch Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Yeah I tried to plan my xmas holiday to see all my friends and hang out, catch up.. instead they dis me to play with all their useless junk... what a waste... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Originally posted by nuyorican@Dec 7 2005, 09:55 PM fuck christmas, Im a muslim my dude. Allah hu Akbar. Quoted post Asalamu ala mantabu al hudaa Ad deen An naseehah. C'mon ahk. Allah is a watcher over you.... hatha, su'al kalam haram ya'nni. You know what I'm sayin'? Oh yeah, christmas is weak....the way I figure it, have all the christmas you want, just keep Jesus out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Nothing is worse than when they start replacing all the Halloween decorations with Christmas decorations in the pharmacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 There's no such thing as Australian Christmas.... because ABC just pee'd on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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