T.T Boy Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 ANAL SEX so, how about a discussion on anal sex. i know you kids love talking about it, so shall we. i expect that some girls will hopefully partake in the discussion. well, whos done it? who enjoys it? do you do it with same sex partners? how do you go abouts doing it? what are some good ways to convince your partner to do it? why do you want to do it so bad? and there are just so many more topics we can adress. personally i dont have my "brown belt" as they call it these days. but maybe sometime in the next millenium i will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 i got my brown belt. :king: but the only way my girl likes to do it is if she's really drunk. otherwise she thinks its gross. so, um, my advice is get your girl drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 im with you, never ever go the dirt track if the dick was ment to go in the ass then god wood have made the ass equipped so babys cood be coneived threw it, but he didnt so stay out of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 anal sex is like an extra added treat from your woman or some freak ho you just met. Like for birthdays, anniversary's or weekends. It's all about a finger to loosen and help relax the muscles. Maybe let a little juice drip down there to help. throw a little lube on that bad boy and ease 'em on in. I usually have to keep a right clicking her mouse to keep her down and not paying attention to having a penis in her butt. From what I hear the penis hurts most when it's only in a little like up the the head. After most or all is in it get's "better". Anal is cool. But a girl that can give good head with just the right hand mouth ratio is better for me. The lube tends to make a mess out of my bed. Which makes for a harder time to achieve maximum sleepy time after. So someone is gonna have to sleep on the wet spot after. And it sure ain't me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by krie im with you, never ever go the dirt track if the dick was ment to go in the ass then god wood have made the ass equipped so babys cood be coneived threw it, but he didnt so stay out of it! what are you talking about man. that is why he invented it. so us guys can stick in her butt and not have to worry about babies. i'm curious to see the Jesus Potato's views on this since he is an ass-man or ass-potatoman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 :rolleyes: Yup... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
se_FOUR Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 .. My girl wont have any of it, i`ve tried slipping it in kinda by accident on purpose but to no avail..All I get is "WRONG HOLE"!!!!! (slap, punch, kick) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol anal sex is like an extra added treat from your woman or some freak ho you just met. Like for birthdays, anniversary's or weekends. I usually have to keep a right clicking her mouse to keep her down and not paying attention to having a penis in her butt. But a girl that can give good head with just the right hand mouth ratio is better for me. The lube tends to make a mess out of my bed. Which makes for a harder time to achieve maximum sleepy time after. So someone is gonna have to sleep on the wet spot after. And it sure ain't me. Preach, brother, preach! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 ack, no, ouch but to each their own,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol The lube tends to make a mess out of my bed. Which makes for a harder time to achieve maximum sleepy time after. So someone is gonna have to sleep on the wet spot after. And it sure ain't me. HAHAHAHA :lol::lol: hahahah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol The lube tends to make a mess out of my bed. Which makes for a harder time to achieve maximum sleepy time after. So someone is gonna have to sleep on the wet spot after. And it sure ain't me. or, you could be a gentleman and just fuck her ass on the couch so you can both sleep in the nice bed, but... make her face her ass away from you, you don't want to catch that early morning fart of hers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Smart make her face her ass away from you, you don't want to catch that early morning fart of hers... for some reason that made me cringe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by effyoo for some reason that made me cringe yeah, that's because you think it's 'cute' when it's just a little 'thigh heater' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Smart or, you could be a gentleman and just fuck her ass on the couch :lol: a gentleman. chivalry is dead. someone's getting the wet spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted September 12, 2002 Author Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by bodice_ripper ack, no, ouch but to each their own,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, how exactly would lesbians have anal sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyeattoywar Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 i thought you knew, with their toes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 what the hells a ...ohhh ..nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 never tried it. looks good though. i think porno really makes it kinda glamerous. if the river runs red, take the dirt track instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 anal sex never sound more sexy than when "you know who" started to talk about it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy how exactly would lesbians have anal sex? We wouldn't. Too much sense......................:P I think the question should have been "WHY exactly would lesbians have anal sex?" But I *HAVE* had boyfriends....................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 you know what i really like..... when lesbians take a double-headed dildo and do it doggy-style with that thing at the same time...oooooooh i used to look at dirty mags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by willy.wonka you know what i really like..... when lesbians take a double-headed dildo and do it doggy-style with that thing at the same time...oooooooh i used to look at dirty mags. I've never been a huge fan of double ended dildos, to be honest. expensive and not terribly practical........................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted September 12, 2002 Author Share Posted September 12, 2002 i guess it wouldnt be smart for lezbians to have anal sex now would it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 I'M NOT REALLY INTO IT, I'VE DONE IT, BUT IT DOESN'T FEEL BETTER THAN PUSSY OR HEAD SO I DON'T REALLY SEE THE POINT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 i like it.....oh wait...didnt i talk about this with you guys already?? yum yum butthole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
se_FOUR Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Devilush i like it.....oh wait...didnt i talk about this with you guys already?? yum yum butthole. no no you didn`t tell us again.. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 do i have to go over this again? where is avils? i thought that he would be all over this topic. he asks me questions about it. and where is my dr. frink? he's be all over this too. i miss him. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
se_FOUR Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Devilush do i have to go over this again? where is avils? i thought that he would be all over this topic. he asks me questions about it. and where is my dr. frink? he's be all over this too. i miss him. :( yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes..get it..yes..haha..arrrrrr..:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 you mister are silly. you can ask me question if you'd like. there isnt anything to go over...i like it. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Say you're G-in, nobody else is seeing And the freak that your with's in front of you, bending over naked As she's leaning on the dresser, boo-yeah, you're looking at her from the rear She looks just like Rebecca, not Rebecca with the singing career But the X rated video queen, ya know what I mean? All right here's the scene, you're lying on your back With your head on the edge of the bed The booty's 2 feet from your head, should you A. take the time to find a condom, B. walk right over and you pound em C. tell her that you want her love, well the answer is D. all of the above So you're freakin, the furniture's squeakin, she's tweaking, Saying that she's weak in the knees, cheek for cheek, and pound for pound I'm taxing it and waxing it and working it around Till the booty starts making that clapping sound Which is cool but your friends are chillin in the other room The clap is getting louder, you don't want them to clown you In this situation, what do you do? A. plainly simply back up off her B. you hit it just a little bit softer C. -----------> you take it out and put it in her butt<------------------------ Well this for Daddy X yo, yo listen up I put a towel on the floor by the 2 inch gap under the door And now ya can't see me anymore, to the lock to the top, But they can't listen, there'll be no barging in, there'll be no dissin Get back to the mission, broke out the whip cream and the cherry I go through all the 5 positions, my head under her leg under my arm under her toe She says I like it when you scream, Daddy let yourself go, I hit it, slid it, lick it, quit it, after the ride I put my clothes on I walk outside, And before anybody has a chance to speak I say Yo I'm Daddy X I guess I'm just a freak words of wisdom for digital underground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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