casekonly Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 ok, to ease my boredom, i did this. call it an homage. so, without further ado, i present to you "Joker: the HGTV experience" http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/casek/joker/joker1.jpg'> this is Joker. notice, if you will, that Joker is so artsy that he hangs out in completely white rooms all day long. http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/casek/joker/jjoker2.jpg'> today, Joker is working on yet another project. right now, though, Joker is banging his head on his desk. http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/casek/joker/jokerhgtv2.jpg'> suddenly, from the other room, his wife calls. (Joker even makes his wife call him "Joker") http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/casek/joker/jokerohboy.jpg'> she's watching hsi favorite channel without him. Joker must investigate further. ________________________________________________________ ok, i'm leaving this comic open and inviting others to finish the adventure of Joker and HGTV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 "Joker even makes his wife call him Joker." HAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 recently, i got to take a peek at Jokers new website...that shit is nice! i can't wait until it's done. i think he said it will be dropping in june or july?? stay tuned for that shit. we're all in for some good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 anyone else notice that i forgot to draw the legs on the table in that one pic? i need to correct that, it looks kinda weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/casek/joker/jokerhone.jpg'> but before Joker can join his wife, his cell phone rings. it's the agency (Joker is a spy when he doesn't work on multiple art projects and he's not banging his head against his desk. Joker does that alot...both, i mean) http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/casek/joker/jokerspy.jpg'> Joker quickly changes into his super secret spy suit and grabs his gun. he's on his way to taiwan to do some spy-type stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 this is entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/casek/joker/jokerchinese.jpg'> when Joker arrives in taiwan, they have prepared a super secret artsy, all white room where he can meet his arch nemesis, one hung loe. (Joker asks for special treatment wherever he goes. people don't like him scaring off the customers in restaurants, so they appease him) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/casek/joker/jokersecretweapon.jpg'> little does one hung know, Joker not only brought a gun, he also brought his pen. a magic pen Joker bought from a guy in Seattle for $1.50 (the guy was a junky and Joker hates junkies. after he bought the pen, Joker killed the junky and took his money back) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/casek/joker/lineofdeath.jpg'> the magic pen has the secret power of amazingly straight lines with no ruler! one hun loe is caught by surprise and beheaded. Joker is pleased and no one else is harmed. now it's time for Joker to go to the american embassy. stay tuned for Jokers visit with the prime minister of china. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 This rules. I hope this story keeps going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob This rules. I hope this story keeps going. it shall. i emailed him at his work email addy and left a link to this thread. the visit to the embassy is coming up, i'm just taking my time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob This rules. I hope this story keeps going. haha it does rule. funny shit casek! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush haha it does rule. funny shit casek! :) thanks <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 yes. keep it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 guess im the only one that finds this gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIPHER_one Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Originally posted by Vanity guess im the only one that finds this gay YOU SURE ARE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/casek/joker/joekrembassy.jpg'> after Joker destroyed his evil arch nemesis, he decided to go to the american embassy to see if they had anything with fiber in it. Joker needed fiber because he was old, and we all know that old people need lots of fiber or else they can't poop and get all cranky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 meanwhile... in the heart of texas... http://img34.photobucket.com/albums/v102/gooose/ac-ola.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/casek/joker/fiber.jpg'> to Jokers delight, the american embassy had plenty of fiber containing drinks, and some were even flavored! http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/casek/joker/poopingjoker.jpg'> after all that fiber, Joker decided it was time to visit "the office" and catch up on some news in china. unfortunately, Joker couldn't read chinese, so he mostly stared at the funny pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/casek/joker/primeminister.jpg'> if there was one thing Joker didn't like in this world, it was bullshit. Joker knew that the prime ministers house being on top of a mountain was pure bullshit. Joker knew it was time for some blood to be spilled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 i can't find the right adjective to describe this thread. the one i'm looking for is positive, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/casek/joker/bushes.jpg'> so, Joker decided to hide out in the bushes next to the house and get sloppy drunk off of some cheap chinese malt liquor. http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/casek/joker/wakeup.jpg'> three days later, Joker woke up. he knew that today, not three days ago like he had originally planned, was the day to spill some blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/casek/joker/primeson.jpg'> so, Joker climbed into a window and saw a young man. http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/casek/joker/primesondie.jpg'> Joker showed no mercy with his magical pen that could draw amazingly straight lines that also doubled as some sort of crazy weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/casek/joker/bob2.jpg'> then, Joker met Bob. http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/casek/joker/jeusbob.jpg'> Joker was ruthless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/casek/joker/lizardking.jpg'> Joker couldn't find the prime minister, so Joker sort of went crazy and killed everyone in china. stay tuned and see if Joker ever gets to watch HGTV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 i like one hung loe. he looks very menacing. or maybe it just cause he's chinese. i guess that makes me a quarter menacing. people think im mad all the time if i dont smile. sometimes even if im smiling they think im mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 ??????????????????????? DOES HE EVER WATCH HGTV OR WHAT>!>!>!! THE SUSPENSE IS KILLLING ME!> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 well, Joker hasn't even left china, yet. they don't get HGTV in china, so i guess we'll have to wait and see....that means tonight while i sip cheap beer, i'll write the rest of Jokers adventures. stay tuned boys and girls...i have a feeling that Joker is in for some adventures getting back to the states. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 Originally posted by rental i like one hung loe. he looks very menacing. or maybe it just cause he's chinese. i guess that makes me a quarter menacing. people think im mad all the time if i dont smile. sometimes even if im smiling they think im mad. haha....i don't think one hung is dead, yet. we'll see if he makes a surprise comeback in the further adventures of Joker and the HGTV experience. byob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 i decided to do a little more since i don't have anything else to do at the moment....so, enjoy http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/casek/joker/bikethief.jpg'> well, since Joker killed everyone in china, he had to walk all the way to india to find someone with a bike that he could steal. Joker wouldn't have it any other way. http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/casek/joker/flyaway.jpg'> Joker rode his trusty steed (the bike) all the way to bangladesh, where he harassed some guys wife in the airport bathroom, puked on an old lady, and attempted to sell a small child to security. after all that was over, Joker hopped aboard a pan american flight to boston. the only problem was that Joker doesn't live in boston. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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