Milton Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 After teases Office Work thread got turned into "lets have sex with foreigners" and just about every thread ends up in a discussion about sex; I say fuck it, lets just talk about sex. What's your favorite thing, any tips or tricks that we should know about. Do you have a story you want to share? Go ahead speak your mind. You freakin' perverts. I'll get the ball rolling with a tip of my own. My porn-store working friend gave me this stuff one time to try out, it's a flavored warming massage oil. This stuff is great, it tastes like strawberries and champagne and it warms up from friction. The best thing is to give it to the girl and have her put it in her mouth halfway through a blowjob. Or you can put it in your mouth halfway through lunch. :crazy: The trick is to wait until she's almost there and then put it in real quick and it gets all warm... Anyway, talk about sex... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 It's good.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 http://www.intimate-pleasures.co.uk/acatalog/Motion%20Lotion.JPG'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted July 29, 2004 Author Share Posted July 29, 2004 Thats not the same stuff, but its kind of the same idea I guess. Motion lotion is the ghettoist stuff in the world though. They had a bucket of it at the porn shop. Literally a 5 gallon bucket of motion lotion. I think it was cherry flavor anyway, I can't think of anything you would use that much lube for. I met this asian girl once, she was cute, but had a boyfriend, well, I knew she was a freak because she had motion lotion in her purse, so this one night I got drunk with her and her friend and I go to the bathroom and come back and they're arguing about whether or not the one can sleep with me since the other one has a boyfriend... It turned out to be a lovely night after that... Freaks I tell you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by Milton Thats not the same stuff, but its kind of the same idea I guess. Motion lotion is the ghettoist stuff in the world though. They had a bucket of it at the porn shop. Literally a 5 gallon bucket of motion lotion. I think it was cherry flavor anyway, I can't think of anything you would use that much lube for. I met this asian girl once, she was cute, but had a boyfriend, well, I knew she was a freak because she had motion lotion in her purse, so this one night I got drunk with her and her friend and I go to the bathroom and come back and they're arguing about whether or not the one can sleep with me since the other one has a boyfriend... It turned out to be a lovely night after that... Freaks I tell you... that's what i like to hear! :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by 26SidedCube I want to have sex with a girl that doesn't speak a lick of English for the simple fact that the noises/words would be so indecipherable the sex would reach an almost primal point of foreign coos and body heat. ...I now know where else to put this. Blame Milton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted July 29, 2004 Author Share Posted July 29, 2004 It's all my fault. How would you know if she was saying stop, that hurts, or my cousin is in the hallway with a pick axe? I don't know dude, I guess it could be cool. I want to have sex with load metal turned all the way up and no talking. I think that would be great. In a crazy fucking like wildebeasts kind of way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 **pounds chest** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 i slept with this japanese girl.. 5 months in the U.S... very poor english and she would say stuff in japanese when it got intense. it was pretty crazy. then my homeboy bought me this little handbook called "making out in japanese" and it had all these phrases in it including sexual stuff... so i broke some out on her one night. she got a kick out of that. ha, and one of the phrases she did say was 'that hurts' i realized later. oops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 - I ate my gf out for an hour and a half once when we were both on E - Sexual experimentation is a must for any healthy sex life to thrive - Two years ago on new years eve i made out with three girls at once - I love hard nipples on a girl - I fell in love with asian girls in middle school - I got a lap dance for my first time last friday - 12oz is a stewpot of sexual tension waiting to explode - Dr. Dazzle wants to razzle your schnazzle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by the_gooch that's what i like to hear! :cool: you ike to hear milton lie about having sex? you guys know he is 16 and lives with his parents right? and that he is in a wheelchair and cant poop on his own, he's fronting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 I want to have sex with a little asian girl.. Not little as in like 12 but you guys know what i mean.. maybe.... hopefully..... ehhh i just fucked myself.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 experiences casek hasn't had but would like to have: -making a girl do the chinese basket trick -having sex in public -sweden. every girl of a sexable age. -half of denmark. i don't care. -all country russian girl, in the ass, no lube. fucking russian princess bitch! enough said. -in a vat of chocolate. -in the jose cuervo factory. -with a midget girl. i think it'd be kinda fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by casekonly -with a midget girl. i think it'd be kinda fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 BANGETH BANGETH BANGETH.. TO THY SKEETED SKEETED SKEETED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 i've always been afraid of that motion lotion and all that crap.. wouldn't your crotch secrete that shit for a few days? :yuck: that's fuckin disgusting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Sausage Fest In Progress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/15/vodka/stolichnaya28.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 asians are teh hotness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Dude what the hell is with guys and Asians? its like the new popular phenomenon. Not hating thou, sall good. I use that Wet lub stuff [i think that is what its called.] Its pretty good. Embarassing story.. but might NOT be that embarassing[if I somehow tossed em???]: So I had two toys[yannowhatImean,word] in a bag in my room, still live with my parents. Granted my room is a fucking mess, but suddenly I could find my stuff anymore. And then I looked for this other thing, rope [dude, Im trying not to be that explicit about my sex life], and I couldnt find it either. So Im thinking, my fam totally found my toys and tossed em without saying anything. NOW I know why they dont really like my boy before they even met him [or it could just be his large amnt of tattoos Ive told them about.] Nonetheless, I have no toys, and life is sad. :dazed: :D :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Originally posted by LENS - 12oz is a stewpot of sexual tension waiting to explode I agree. i worked at an art store once and it was the same kind of thing. all these youngions with potent sexual energy... we'd give eachother massages all the time to take the edge off. excuse to touch eachother, i guess. sex is too broad of a topic.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathoræ Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Originally posted by gatita Nonetheless, I have no toys, and life is sad. :dazed: :D :lol: haha. I'm totally in a similar situation right now. I had a flood in my apartment over the weekend and was forced to move all of my stuff back into the parents house on Saturday... I've got 2 1/2 toys (I say half because it doesn't do much on it's own...) and they're in the stereotypical sex stuff hiding spot; the sock drawer. I leave tomorrow to Florida for a week and a half and I'm just hoping my mom won't be here typical busybody self and "seek and destroy", if you will... :huh?: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Originally posted by gatita Dude what the hell is with guys and Asians? its like the new popular phenomenon. Not hating thou, sall good. noooo that phenomenon has been a craze since my skating days and that was in high school. i never knew it was such a big thing until i got to sf which the majority are asians. most of my guy friends from skating, graf, and even art school are infatuated with asian girls. noooo idea why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 you know why so many guys have caught the 'yellow fever' ? simple: asian girls are actually girls. It seems to me like this whole asexual androgny thing has gone way to far (think kate moss) and guys want girls who have young female features. This might generalize a bit here, but most white girls I know tend to be a bit 'tom boy'. White guys are sick of it. did that make any sence at all ? all IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 it was broken down to me in 2 ways... *asians are ~exotic~ *they have a very innocent look that makes you want to sex em up plus pretty asians tend to be very pretty indeed, but thats just my opinion. Its like that with anyone though, i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 in relevence to key's post, asian girls do tend to be feminine. esp. in regards to their very tiny frame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 pft. i wish i was tiny i'm tiny but i've got some womanly curves, but i do look like i'm fucking 17 years old (see kid motorcycle pic of me). hey CW, did ya get it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 bah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 the 12oz stewpot of sexual tension already exploded :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Originally posted by CinchedWaist it was broken down to me in 2 ways... *asians are ~exotic~ *they have a very innocent look that makes you want to sex em up plus pretty asians tend to be very pretty indeed, but thats just my opinion. Its like that with anyone though, i guess. agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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