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The 12oz Sex Show...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Milton, Jul 28, 2004.

  1. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    After teases Office Work thread got turned into "lets have sex with foreigners" and just about every thread ends up in a discussion about sex; I say fuck it, lets just talk about sex. What's your favorite thing, any tips or tricks that we should know about. Do you have a story you want to share? Go ahead speak your mind. You freakin' perverts.

    I'll get the ball rolling with a tip of my own.

    My porn-store working friend gave me this stuff one time to try out, it's a flavored warming massage oil. This stuff is great, it tastes like strawberries and champagne and it warms up from friction. The best thing is to give it to the girl and have her put it in her mouth halfway through a blowjob. Or you can put it in your mouth halfway through lunch. :crazy: The trick is to wait until she's almost there and then put it in real quick and it gets all warm...

    Anyway, talk about sex...
     
  2. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
  3. the_gooch

    the_gooch 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 15, 2002 Messages: 11,566 Likes Received: 431
  4. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    Thats not the same stuff, but its kind of the same idea I guess. Motion lotion is the ghettoist stuff in the world though. They had a bucket of it at the porn shop. Literally a 5 gallon bucket of motion lotion. I think it was cherry flavor anyway, I can't think of anything you would use that much lube for. I met this asian girl once, she was cute, but had a boyfriend, well, I knew she was a freak because she had motion lotion in her purse, so this one night I got drunk with her and her friend and I go to the bathroom and come back and they're arguing about whether or not the one can sleep with me since the other one has a boyfriend... It turned out to be a lovely night after that... Freaks I tell you...
     
  5. the_gooch

    the_gooch 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 15, 2002 Messages: 11,566 Likes Received: 431
    that's what i like to hear! :cool:
     
  6. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
     
  7. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    It's all my fault. How would you know if she was saying stop, that hurts, or my cousin is in the hallway with a pick axe? I don't know dude, I guess it could be cool.

    I want to have sex with load metal turned all the way up and no talking. I think that would be great. In a crazy fucking like wildebeasts kind of way...
     
  8. Mr. Peanut

    Mr. Peanut Elite Member

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  9. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    i slept with this japanese girl.. 5 months in the U.S... very poor english and she would say stuff in japanese when it got intense. it was pretty crazy. then my homeboy bought me this little handbook called "making out in japanese" and it had all these phrases in it including sexual stuff... so i broke some out on her one night. she got a kick out of that.

    ha, and one of the phrases she did say was 'that hurts' i realized later. oops.
     
  10. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    - I ate my gf out for an hour and a half once when we were both on E

    - Sexual experimentation is a must for any healthy sex life to thrive

    - Two years ago on new years eve i made out with three girls at once

    - I love hard nipples on a girl

    - I fell in love with asian girls in middle school

    - I got a lap dance for my first time last friday

    - 12oz is a stewpot of sexual tension waiting to explode

    - Dr. Dazzle wants to razzle your schnazzle
     
  11. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    you ike to hear milton lie about having sex? you guys know he is 16 and lives with his parents right? and that he is in a wheelchair and cant poop on his own, he's fronting
     
  12. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,162 Likes Received: 37
    I want to have sex with a little asian girl.. Not little as in like 12 but you guys know what i mean.. maybe....





    hopefully.....







    ehhh i just fucked myself..
     
  13. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    experiences casek hasn't had but would like to have:

    -making a girl do the chinese basket trick

    -having sex in public

    -sweden. every girl of a sexable age.

    -half of denmark. i don't care.

    -all country russian girl, in the ass, no lube. fucking russian princess bitch! enough said.

    -in a vat of chocolate.

    -in the jose cuervo factory.

    -with a midget girl. i think it'd be kinda fun.
     
  14. mindvapors

    mindvapors Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 9, 2003 Messages: 6,422 Likes Received: 79
     
  15. defyoner

    defyoner Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 20, 2000 Messages: 4,873 Likes Received: 3
    BANGETH BANGETH BANGETH..

    TO THY

    SKEETED SKEETED SKEETED.
     
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