Abracadabra Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 when i was at school and a teacher didn't bother turning up for class (or we had a teacher we ignored), we would pass a piece of paper around the room and everyone would write a line or two of a story. at the end someone would get up and read the story and we would all laugh. it was fun. so anyway, i thought we could get it going on here, and se what we could come up with. here's the first line: there was a young german boy named hans. he was a quiet boy, sometimes sad. he had a dog named ralph..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 Ralph would often times bite his master, hans, because he was always sad. Hans went to the local pet shop and got a playmate for Ralph... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 .......a cat named fifi , the two got along great and were often seen rolling on the lawn , but one day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 ...there was a nuclear holocaust. The End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 ...fifi became a bit chubby and could no longer play in the front lawn with ralph. after a few months.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 ..of work outs and large fat killing diets, she was once more able to frolic in the lawn. But this wasnt the end of fifi's bout with obesity, the time came once agian where... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Luv Roo Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 ...her past would resurface and she would find herself reaching for the marshmallow peeps. Between bouts of anxiety and depression, she felt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 ...She had to breakthrought, so she bought a truck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 which was mildly entertaining for a few months, but then harsh reality set in- cats can't drive.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 ...and then the cat said 'fuck reality' i'll rent a mig29 its faster than this truck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 so, the cat pursued this dream of owning a mig29. this vain dream never became a reality do to a freak accident involving a lawn mower witch left her with one hind leg......how could a cat drive?..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 so she decided that despite her loss, her spirit was meant to be free. She wanted to reject fear out of her life, she got a dog boyfriend and went to the pool twice a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 she decided that going to the pool twice a day just wasnt cutting it..i mean, who likes chlorine and cranky teen life guards? she and her dog boyfriend, sailed in a pea grean boat to the ivory coast, to pursue a more divine, and true beach experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OPIUM3 Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 Where later in their voyage the came across a tribe of cannibalists. The cannibals met our featured pair with the look of years of hunger in their eyes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 the cannibals ate the dog but they had a religious thing concerning cats, so fifi became their goddess. They even made a cat shaped ship... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 ...it was at this time that raph decided to buy himself a bee bee gun, he went out about the island shooting only what he needed for food...fifi never liked the gun, claiming ralphie would soon shoot his eye out...destruction draws nearer.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 ralphie is dead...tesseract killed him continuing on.... fifi was utterly devastated at the loss of her dear ralphie, but knew she must uphold her goddess image, fearing that if the cannibal tribe of cats grew tired of her...they would turn on her with no mercy she began to plot an escape... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 So with the image of raplhies eyes flashin once in a while (ralph by the way got a liltle airheaded and asked for a lot of money, so i had to kill him) fifi was planning to escape to the alpes where as she read ol'frankenstein had found peace in the past... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 awww..jesus...tesseract beat me agian, damn you!...fuck..aight.. Upon escaping from her people, and her past, fifi then founded one of the best cat ski resorts in the whole entire world...it was then when she met an new man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 so everynight, for six months she worked dilligently on building a hot air balloon out of various african wildlife...when the moon was right, and the stars were properly aligned, she would make her escape...as the day drew nearer....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 oops. i fucked it up. umm just switch shamless and my replies and it will be coherant. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 ...Fifi could smell victory in the air. She was ready to use her hot air balloon made of make-shift, animal skins, twine, hair, and her own feces for fuel. She then got in her balloon and she was pleasantly gliding along, while unbeknownst to her a danger lurked below... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKUMBALUCKAH Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 yes, it was Osama and his crew in the mountins who proceded to blast poor fifi's air ballon out of the sky.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 that's dumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKUMBALUCKAH Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 its not dumb, face it, the story was getting tiresome and needed some action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 The Dogg Pound! She lands right smack on top of Mero and Webb Doggs roof. Two of the meanest pooches on the blocc. Out comes the two doggies to see whats all the comction and… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 fifi, pooped from above, osama was hit in the eye and died his crew comiited suicide, US goverment claimed they killed him using a new weapon, fifi continued her trip....(can we move on now?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 this is getting retarded :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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