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THE 12oz SAGA

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Abracadabra, Jan 8, 2002.

  1. Abracadabra

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    THE 12oz SAGA

    Discussion started by Abracadabra - Jan 8, 2002

    when i was at school and a teacher didn't bother turning up for class (or we had a teacher we ignored), we would pass a piece of paper around the room and everyone would write a line or two of a story. at the end someone would get up and read the story and we would all laugh. it was fun. so anyway, i thought we could get it going on here, and se what we could come up with. here's the first line:


    there was a young german boy named hans. he was a quiet boy, sometimes sad. he had a dog named ralph.....
     
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    Ralph would often times bite his master, hans, because he was always sad. Hans went to the local pet shop and got a playmate for Ralph...
     
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    .......a cat named fifi , the two got along great and were often seen rolling on the lawn , but one day
     
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    ...there was a nuclear holocaust. The End.
     
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    serum - Replied Jan 8, 2002

    ...fifi became a bit chubby and could no longer play in the front lawn with ralph. after a few months....
     
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    ..of work outs and large fat killing diets, she was once more able to frolic in the lawn. But this wasnt the end of fifi's bout with obesity, the time came once agian where...
     
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    I Luv Roo - Replied Jan 8, 2002

    ...her past would resurface and she would find herself reaching for the marshmallow peeps. Between bouts of anxiety and depression, she felt...
     
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  8. imported_Tesseract - Replied Jan 8, 2002

    ...She had to breakthrought, so she bought a truck...
     
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    which was mildly entertaining for a few months, but then harsh reality set in- cats can't drive....
     
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  10. imported_Tesseract - Replied Jan 8, 2002

    ...and then the cat said 'fuck reality' i'll rent a mig29 its faster than this truck
     
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    so, the cat pursued this dream of owning a mig29. this vain dream never became a reality do to a freak accident involving a lawn mower witch left her with one hind leg......how could a cat drive?.....
     
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  12. imported_Tesseract - Replied Jan 8, 2002

    so she decided that despite her loss, her spirit was meant to be free. She wanted to reject fear out of her life, she got a dog boyfriend and went to the pool twice a day.
     
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    she decided that going to the pool twice a day just wasnt cutting it..i mean, who likes chlorine and cranky teen life guards? she and her dog boyfriend, sailed in a pea grean boat to the ivory coast, to pursue a more divine, and true beach experience
     
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    Where later in their voyage the came across a tribe of cannibalists. The cannibals met our featured pair with the look of years of hunger in their eyes...
     
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  15. imported_Tesseract - Replied Jan 8, 2002

    the cannibals ate the dog but they had a religious thing concerning cats, so fifi became their goddess. They even made a cat shaped ship...