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THE 12oz SAGA

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Abracadabra, Jan 8, 2002.

  1. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    when i was at school and a teacher didn't bother turning up for class (or we had a teacher we ignored), we would pass a piece of paper around the room and everyone would write a line or two of a story. at the end someone would get up and read the story and we would all laugh. it was fun. so anyway, i thought we could get it going on here, and se what we could come up with. here's the first line:


    there was a young german boy named hans. he was a quiet boy, sometimes sad. he had a dog named ralph.....
     
  2. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 28
    Ralph would often times bite his master, hans, because he was always sad. Hans went to the local pet shop and got a playmate for Ralph...
     
  3. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    .......a cat named fifi , the two got along great and were often seen rolling on the lawn , but one day
     
  4. Rodney Trotter

    Rodney Trotter Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 23, 2001 Messages: 1,683 Likes Received: 1
    ...there was a nuclear holocaust. The End.
     
  5. serum

    serum Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 9, 2000 Messages: 4,200 Likes Received: 138
    ...fifi became a bit chubby and could no longer play in the front lawn with ralph. after a few months....
     
  6. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    ..of work outs and large fat killing diets, she was once more able to frolic in the lawn. But this wasnt the end of fifi's bout with obesity, the time came once agian where...
     
  7. I Luv Roo

    I Luv Roo Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2001 Messages: 733 Likes Received: 0
    ...her past would resurface and she would find herself reaching for the marshmallow peeps. Between bouts of anxiety and depression, she felt...
     
  8. ...She had to breakthrought, so she bought a truck...
     
  9. seven.13

    seven.13 Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 5, 2000 Messages: 3,572 Likes Received: 19
    which was mildly entertaining for a few months, but then harsh reality set in- cats can't drive....
     
  10. ...and then the cat said 'fuck reality' i'll rent a mig29 its faster than this truck
     
  11. seven.13

    seven.13 Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 5, 2000 Messages: 3,572 Likes Received: 19
    so, the cat pursued this dream of owning a mig29. this vain dream never became a reality do to a freak accident involving a lawn mower witch left her with one hind leg......how could a cat drive?.....
     
  12. so she decided that despite her loss, her spirit was meant to be free. She wanted to reject fear out of her life, she got a dog boyfriend and went to the pool twice a day.
     
  13. seven.13

    seven.13 Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 5, 2000 Messages: 3,572 Likes Received: 19
    she decided that going to the pool twice a day just wasnt cutting it..i mean, who likes chlorine and cranky teen life guards? she and her dog boyfriend, sailed in a pea grean boat to the ivory coast, to pursue a more divine, and true beach experience
     
  14. OPIUM3

    OPIUM3 Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2001 Messages: 1,315 Likes Received: 0
    Where later in their voyage the came across a tribe of cannibalists. The cannibals met our featured pair with the look of years of hunger in their eyes...
     
  15. the cannibals ate the dog but they had a religious thing concerning cats, so fifi became their goddess. They even made a cat shaped ship...
     
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