RumPuncher Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 :jpotato: serious... I pray but still no return of the mack? where ya been? Saving the starving? Turning water into Cerveza? Making fish tacos for all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Creating pop-up ads to drive the masses insane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 can someone please explain to me the origin of this jesus potato? i feel so left out :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 http://www.zestoatlanta.com/images/chubby1.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 that Johnny Handsome character!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 In The Beginning And Satan said, "It doesn't get any better than this." And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. And God said, "Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit," and God saw that it was good. And Satan said, "There goes the neighborhood." And God said, "Let us make Man in our image, after our likeness, and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air and over the cattle, and over all the Earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the Earth." And so God created Man in his own image; male and female created he them. And God looked upon Man and Woman and saw that they were lean and fit. And Satan said, "I know how I can get back in this game." And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?" And Man said, "Super-size them." And Man gained 5 pounds. ________________________________- This was the creation of the Jesus Potato Chip... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..I just found another good story when I was looking for the Jesus potatoe story..This one is almost ten times better.. San Antonio (Rotters News) - For 44 year old San Antonio resident Rosa Gonzalez, Easter is a significant time; like other devout Catholics, she celebrates the scourging, crucifixion, and resurrection of Jesus Christ with masses, prayers, candles, pastel M&Ms, other special candies that can only be found once a year.Yesterday was like any other Palm Sunday; early Mass, followed by a stop at the local Wal-Mart to pick up a few seasonal sweets. Her favorite candy is a special marshmallow, sugar-coated confectionary called "Peeps". These incredibly bright yellow candies are shaped like little baby chicks, and have a sugar content -- Rosa will be happy to inform you -- of no more than a large glass of orange juice. At the Wal-Mart, Rosa bought her usual supply of Peeps, a few bags of pastel M&Ms, and a large hollow chocolate bunny for each of her three children. On her way home, Gonzalez decided to open a package of Peeps to test their freshness. (Sometimes -- because of their seasonal appeal -- last year's Peeps inventory can make it to this years shelves.) Before taking her first bite, Gonzalez was lucky enough to glance at the Peep; what she saw almost caused her to faint: in the center of the Peep was an image of Christ that closely resembled the one from the famous "Shroud of Turin". http://home.earthlink.net/~fwbull/peep.jpg'> Gonzalez called her priest, Father Damian Fuente, who agreed to meet her at her house. Meanwhile, Gonzalez also called a number of local news organizations and invited them to see her 'miracle'. Source. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 i dont get it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Congratulations Clue Two...you've given me all the more reason to never leave the house for fear of people in general Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 he only appears in MIA threads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 i miss BEER BELLY:o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 i just miss one 12ozer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 i reaaaaally hope you're not talking about who i think you might be. you'd be much better off missing me. i'm spectacular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 where the fuck is when. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by seeking i reaaaaally hope you're not talking about who i think you might be. you'd be much better off missing me. i'm spectacular. ahahah who do you think i am missing? huuuuuhhhh seeeeeking? plus, i know you're spectacular.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush i just miss one 12ozer. pssshhhawwww.....all of you back off....clearly it's me the lady is referring to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-J.Handsome- Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 :huh?: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 does the J. stand for junkie? hopefully rehab has failed miserably and you're visiting us with one foot already in the grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 ^^^ Damn! once again..... http://www.geocities.com/Pentagon/9764/flamethrower.jpg'> you got burned son!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by MLTf4nt0m where the fuck is when. word. I couldn't agree more. more Pistol couldn't hurt either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 well at least pistol shows up from time to time, when's been absent for a minute really. he left a drunken message on vinyl junkie's machine. but other than that, no word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 I can only imagine the pop-ups he would divine into being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by LENS you got burned son!!!!! Lens, dude, you do this like EVERY time seeking says anything that remotely resembles an insult. Seriously, get off the plums...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/17/polygraf/DSC04500.jpg'> I miss 2d design. (LIE) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by slave_one can someone please explain to me the origin of this jesus potato? i feel so left out :( he died for your sins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casual T. Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 I miss Short Bus. I miss Al Green. I miss the old-school High Priest. The one that posted random images all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casual T. Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle Lens, dude, you do this like EVERY time seeking says anything that remotely resembles an insult. Seriously, get off the plums...... Seriously. Seeking ain't no better than anybody else on here. Wow I hear if you a mod on an internet message board that means you got a huger penis than most people. Also, the higher your post count, the bigger your testicles are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 casual t. have you revealed yourself yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 you still never told us why you took the innocense(sp?like i care) off your name biatch.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle Lens, dude, you do this like EVERY time seeking says anything that remotely resembles an insult. Seriously, get off the plums...... :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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