Pistol Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 I just read about this shit in the latest issue of Playboy the one with Tiffany the pop queen on there. What is this world coming to? xxx church >>> the number 1 christian porn site >>> http://www.xxxchurch.com/ This is the end my only friend THE END. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 JESUS PORN!!!!!!!!!!!! YES, MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 the church needs to stay outta my porn! im not hurting anyone but my special men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 no its not..you toy with my emotions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blood as ink Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 i didn't look at the link but this should be nothing new....everyone's seen nun porn right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 28, 2002 Author Share Posted February 28, 2002 http://www.xxxchurch.com/images/homepageboxes/BOX3.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 rex has turned me off of sex, but i shall return! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 "Bunny Gone Bad! By Rex the Rabbit When I was a young and naïve rabbit, I made a lot of mistakes in the briar patch. I did not always make the right decisions in life especially when it came to sex. In many ways I felt that it was my God-given right to sleep with whomever I wanted to and have sex with as many hares as possible. I used carrots and my good looks to lure the women in. Though during this time of teenage rabbit rebellion, I always wondered if this was what God wanted for my life. Did he give me my striking black eyes and my cute button nose only so I could score with the lady hares? I had always heard my fellow cottontails say that the Bible never said specifically that you couldn't have sex. So I did a little soul searching and decided to find out what the "good book" said. I found this verse… Therefore, I urge you, brothers, in view of God's mercy, to offer your bodies as living sacrifices, holy and pleasing to God. Romans 12:1 Now I knew about digging "holes" in the carrot fields but this word "holy" was very interesting to me. So I kept searching and I found… He has saved us and called us to a holy life-not because of anything we have done but because of his own purpose and grace. 2 Timothy 1:9 So God's purpose for my life is to be holy. To be a rabbit filled with integrity. That's what I want to do." haha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 whoops, sorry pistol, starting writing right before you posted the link... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 28, 2002 Author Share Posted February 28, 2002 Originally posted by vinyl junkie "Bunny Gone Bad! By Rex the Rabbit When I was a young and naïve rabbit, Though during this time of teenage rabbit rebellion, I always wondered if this was what God wanted for my life. Did he give me my striking black eyes and my cute button nose only so I could score with the lady hares? ... :confused: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 well, since theres no porn there, check this: http://www.divine-interventions.com/ not porn really, but damn entertaining... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 hmm exorcist type bangin huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blood as ink Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 holy fuck...literally. god bless blasphemy.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milla_train Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 save me jebus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 tiffany the mall queen naked is something i'm not down to see. she is wicked hideous. plus, isn't she old? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 Originally posted by vinyl junkie well, since theres no porn there, check this: http://www.divine-interventions.com/ not porn really, but damn entertaining... hahahahaha......baby jesus butt plug.......hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 You fuckin retards the first link isnt a porn site, its a fuckin anti porn site by the church, has all kinds of info on ponoholics annonymous.... My eyes are burning..eek.:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 http://temperancerecords.com/minis/70minis/hopecon.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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