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The 1,121 "names" you can't print on an NFL jersey


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It recently came to light that the NFL Shop wouldn't allow the word "Gay" to be printed on the back of a personalized jersey. See, you can order a jersey and get your choice of name/number on the back. But it wouldn't allow "Gay," even though there's a player in the NFL with the name of Randall Gay. Here's a story about that, if you're interested. [The NFL changed their policy and allowed "Gay" after the story broke.]

 

 

But here's the funny part. Someone pulled a java script list found on the NFL Shop site that listed all of the words you can't put on the back of jerseys.

 

Oh - and personal favorites after a quick glance? Two Bit Whore, Snatch Patch, Inter Racial, Homo Bangers, Anal Annie, and Sperm Herder. Enjoy:

 

420

666

2 ON 1

3RD EYE

3RD LEG

3RDEYE

3RDLEG

3SOME

4 TWENTY

4TWENTY

60 NINE

60NINE

A.S.S.

ANAL

ANAL ANNIE

ANAL SEX

ANALANNIE

ANALSEX

ANUS

ARSE

ASS

ASS BAGGER

ASS BLASTER

ASS CLOWN

ASS COWBOY

ASS FUCK

ASS FUCKER

ASS HOLE

ASS HOLES

ASS HORE

ASS JOCKEY

ASS KISS

ASS KISSER

ASS KLOWN

ASS LICK

ASS LICKER

ASS LOVER

ASS MAN

ASS MONKEY

ASS MUNCH

ASS MUNCHER

ASS PACKER

ASS PIRATE

ASS PUPPIES

ASS RANGER

ASS WHORE

ASS WIPE

ASSBAGGER

ASSBLASTER

ASSCLOWN

ASSCOWBOY

ASSFUCK

ASSFUCKER

ASSHOLE

ASSHOLES

ASSHORE

ASSJOCKEY

ASSKISS

ASSKISSER

ASSKLOWN

ASSLICK

ASSLICKER

ASSLOVER

ASSMAN

ASSMONKEY

ASSMUNCH

ASSMUNCHER

ASSPACKER

ASSPIRATE

ASSPUPPIES

ASSRANGER

ASSWHORE

ASSWIPE

ATHLETES FOOT

ATHLETESFOOT

AXING THE WEASEL

B HARD

BACK DOOR

BACK DOOR MAN

BACKDOOR

BACKDOORMAN

BACKSEAT

BAD ASS

BAD FUCK

BADFUCK

BALL LICKER

BALL SACK

BALLLICKER

BALLS

BALLSACK

BANGING

BARELY LEGAL

BARELYLEGAL

BARF

BARF FACE

BARFACE

BARFFACE

BASTARD

BAZONGAS

BAZOOMS

BEASTALITY

BEASTIALITY

BEAT OFF

BEAT YOUR MEAT

BEATOFF

BEAT-OFF

BEATYOURMEAT

BI

BI SEXUAL

BIATCH

BIG ASS

BIG BITCH

BIG BITCH

BIG BUTT

BIGASS

BIGBASTARD

BIGBUTT

BISEXUAL

BI-SEXUAL

BITCH

BITCHES

BITCHIN

BITCHY

BITE ME

BITEME

BLACK OUT

BLACKOUT

BLOW JOB

BLOWJOB

BM

BONER

BONG

BOOBIES

BOOBS

BOODY

BREAST

BREAST JOB

BREAST LOVER

BREAST MAN

BREASTJOB

BREASTLOVER

BREASTMAN

BUDWEISER

BULL CRAP

BULL DIKE

BULL DYKE

BULL SHIT

BULLCRAP

BULLDIKE

BULLDYKE

BULLSHIT

BUMBLE FUCK

BUMBLEFUCK

BUMFUCK

BUNGHOLE

BUTCH BABES

BUTCH DIKE

BUTCH DYKE

BUTCHBABES

BUTCHDIKE

BUTCHDYKE

BUTT BANG

BUTT FUCK

BUTT FUCKER

BUTT FUCKERS

BUTT HEAD

BUTT MAN

BUTT PLUG

BUTT STAIN

BUTTBANG

BUTT-BANG

BUTTFACE

BUTTFUCK

BUTT-FUCK

BUTTFUCKER

BUTT-FUCKER

BUTTFUCKERS

BUTT-FUCKERS

BUTTHEAD

BUTTMAN

BUTTPIRATE

BUTTPLUG

BUTTSTAIN

CAMEL TOE

CAMELTOE

CARPET MUNCHER

CARPETMUNCHER

CARRUTH

CHERRY POPPER

CHERRYPOPPER

CHICK SLICK

CHICKSLICK

CLAM DIGGER

CLAM DIVER

CLAMDIGGER

CLAMDIVER

CLIT

CLITORIS

COCK

COCK BLOCK

COCK BLOCKER

COCK COWBOY

COCK FIGHT

COCK KNOB

COCK LICKER

COCK LOVER

COCK NOB

COCK QUEEN

COCK RIDER

COCK SMITH

COCK SUCKER

COCK TAIL

COCK TEASE

COCKBLOCK

COCKBLOCKER

COCKCOWBOY

COCKFIGHT

COCKHEAD

COCKKNOB

COCKLICKER

COCKLOVER

COCKNOB

COCKQUEEN

COCKRIDER

COCKS MAN

COCKSMAN

COCKSMITH

COCKSUCER

COCKSUCKER

COCKTAIL

COCKTEASE

COCKY

CONDOM

COPULATE

CORN HOLE

CORNHOLE

CRABS

CRACK

CRACK PIPE

CRACK WHORE

CRACKPIPE

CRACKWHORE

CRACK-WHORE

CRAP

CRAPPY

CREAMY

CROTCH

CROTCH JOCKEY

CROTCH MONKEY

CROTCH ROT

CROTCHJOCKEY

CROTCHMONKEY

CROTCHROT

CUM

CUM BUBBLE

CUM FEST

CUM JOCKEY

CUM QUAT

CUM QUEEN

CUM SHOT

CUMBUBBLE

CUMFEST

CUMJOCKEY

CUMM

CUMMING

CUMQUAT

CUMQUEEN

CUMSHOT

CUNNILINGUS

CUNT

CUNT FUCK

CUNT FUCKER

CUNT LICKER

CUNTFUCK

CUNTFUCKER

CUNTLICKER

CYBER SEX

CYBER SLIMER

CYBERSEX

CYBERSLIMER

DAHMER

DAMN

DAMN IT

DAMNIT

DATNIGGA

DD

DEAP THROAT

DEAPER

DEAPTHROAT

DEEP THROAT

DEEPER

DEEPTHROAT

DEFECATE

DEPOSIT

DEVIL

DICK BRAIN

DICK FART

DICK FOR BRAINS

DICK HEAD

DICK LICK

DICK LICKER

DICK LIKCER

DICK WAD

DICK WEED

DICKBRAIN

DICKFORBRAINS

DICKHEAD

DICKLESS

DICKLICK

DICKLICKER

DICKMAN

DICKWAD

DICKWEED

DIKE

DILDO

DIP STICK

DIPSTICK

DIRTY HO

DIX

DIXIE DIKE

DIXIE DYKE

DIXIEDIKE

DIXIEDYKE

DO ME

DOGGIE STYLE

DOGGIESTYLE

DOGGY STLYE

DOGGYSTYLE

DOME

DONG

DOPE

DOUBLE D

DOUBLED

DRAG QUEEN

DRAGQUEEN

DRAGQWEEN

DRE

DRIP DICK

DRIPDICK

DRUNK

DRUNKEN

DUMB ASS

DUMB BITCH

DUMB FUCK

DUMBASS

DUMBBITCH

DUMBFUCK

EASY SLUT

EASYSLUT

EAT ME

EAT PUSSY

EATBALLS

EATME

EATPUSSY

EJACULATE

ERECTION

EVL

EXCREMENT

F TOYOTA

F.I.N.E.

F.U.C.K.

FACE FUCKER

FACEFUCKER

FAGGOT

FAGOT

FAIRY

FANNY FUCKER

FANNYFUCKER

FART

FAST FUCK

FASTFUCK

FAT ASS

FAT FUCK

FAT FUCKER

FATASS

FATFUCK

FATFUCKER

FATSO

FELLATIO

FEMME

FINGER FOOD

FINGER FUCK

FINGER FUCKER

FINGERFOOD

FINGERFUCK

FINGERFUCKER

FIST FUCK

FIST FUCKER

FISTFUCK

FISTFUCKER

FISTING

FLASHER

FLATULENCE

FLOGGIN THE DOLPHIN

FONDLE

FOOT FUCK

FOOT FUCKER

FOOT LICKER

FOOTACTION

FOOTFUCK

FOOTFUCKER

FOOTLICKER

FOOTSTAR

FORE SKIN

FORESKIN

FORNICATE

FOUR 20

FOUR TWENTY

FOUR20

FOURTWENTY

FREAK FUCK

FREAKFUCK

FREAKY FUCKER

FREAKYFUCKER

FREE 4 ALL

FREE FOR ALL

FREE FUCK

FREE4ALL

FREEFORALL

FREEFUCK

FUCK

FUCK BAG

FUCK BUDDY

FUCK FACE

FUCK FEST

FUCK FREAK

FUCK FRIEND

FUCK HEAD

FUCK HER

FUCK IT

FUCK KNOB

FUCK ME

FUCK ME HARD

FUCK MONKEY

FUCK OFF

FUCK PIG

FUCK THEM

FUCK WHORE

FUCK YOU

FUCKA

FUCKABLE

FUCKBAG

FUCKBUDDY

FUCKED

FUCKED UP

FUCKEDUP

FUCKER

FUCKERS

FUCKFACE

FUCKFEST

FUCKFREAK

FUCKFRIEND

FUCKHEAD

FUCKHER

FUCKIN

FUCKIN A

FUCKIN NUTS

FUCKIN RIGHT

FUCKINA

FUCKING

FUCKING A

FUCKING BITCH

FUCKING NUTS

FUCKINGBITCH

FUCKINNUTS

FUCKINRIGHT

FUCKIT

FUCKKNOB

FUCKME

FUCKMEHARD

FUCKMONKEY

FUCKOFF

FUCKPIG

FUCKWHORE

FUCKYOU

FUDGE PAKCERS

FUN FUCK

FUNFUCK

FUUCK

G UNIT

GANG BANG

GANG BANGER

GANGBANG

GANGBANGER

GAY (editor's note: to be removed from the list)

GAY ASS

GAY MUTHA FUCKIN QUEER

GAY PRIDE

GAYMUTHAFUCKINWHORE

GENITAL

GET IT ON

GETITON

GIEHN

GIVE HEAD

GIVEHEAD

GLAZED DONUT

GLAZEDDONUT

GO ME

GO TO HELL

GOD

GOD DAMED MUTHA FUCKA

GOD DAMIT

GOD DAMN

GOD DAMNED

GOD MANIT

GODDAMIT

GODDAMN

GODDAMNED

GODDAMNES

GODDAMNIT

GODDAMNMUTHAFUCKER

GONORREHEA

GONZAGAS

GOOK

GOT JESUS

GOT2HAVEIT

GOTOHELL

G-UNIT

HAND JOB

HANDJOB

HARD ON

HARDER

HARDON

HAREM

HE HATE ME

HEAD FUCK

HEAD LIGHTS

HEADFUCK

HEADLIGHTS

HEHATEME

HELL

HELL NO

HELL YES

HELLNO

HELLYES

HEN HOUSE

HENHOUSE

HERPES

HERSHEY HI WAY

HERSHEYHIGHWAY

HERSHEYHIWAY

HERSHY HIGH WAY

HO

HO MO

HOBO

HOLE

HOLE STUFFER

HOLESTUFFER

HOMO

HOMO BANGERS

HOMO SEXUAL

HOMOBANGERS

HOMOSEXUAL

HONKERS

HONKEY

HOOKER

HOOKERS

HOOTERS

HORE

HORNEY

HORNY

HORSESHIT

HOSE JOB

HOSEJOB

HOSER

HOSTAGE

HOT DAMN

HOT PUSSY

HOT TO TROT

HOT2TROT

HOTDAMN

HOTPUSSY

HOTTOTROT

HUSSY

HUSTLER

I LOVE BEER

I LUV BEER

ID TEN T

ID10T

IDIOT

IDOIT

IN THE ASS

IN THE BUFF

INGIN

INSEST

INTER COURSE

INTER RACIAL

INTERCOURSE

INTERRACIAL

INTHEASS

INTHEBUFF

JACK THE RIPPER

JACKASS

JACKOFF

JACKTHERIPPER

JAP

JAP CRAP

JAPCRAP

JERK OFF

JERKOFF

JESUS CHIRST

JESUSCHRIST

JISM

JIZ

JIZ JUICE

JIZIM

JIZJUICE

JIZZ

JIZZIM

JOINT

JUGGALO

JUGS

K MART

KILL

KILLER

KILLING

KISS ASS

KISSASS

KKK

KMART

KNOCKERS

KOON

KOTEX

KRAP

KRAPPY

KUM

KUM BUBBLE

KUM QUAT

KUMBUBBLE

KUMBULLBE

KUMQUAT

KUNT

KY

KY JELLY

LACTATE

LADY BOOG

LAID

LAP DANCE

LAPDANCE

LESBAIN

LESBAYN

LESBIAN

LESBIN

LESBO

LEZ

LEZ BE

LEZ BE FRIENDS

LEZBE

LEZBEFRIENDS

LEZBO

LEZZ

LEZZO

LICK ME

LICKER

LICKME

LIMP DICK

LIMPDICK

LIMY

LIVE SEX

LIVESEX

LL

LOADED GUN

LOADEDGUN

LOLITA

LOOSER

LOTION

LOVE BONE

LOVE GOO

LOVE GUN

LOVE JUICE

LOVE MUSCLE

LOVE PISTOL

LOVE ROCKET

LOVEBONE

LOVEGOO

LOVEGUN

LOVEJUICE

LOVEMUSCLE

LOVEPISTOL

LOVEROCKET

LOW LIFE

LOWLIFE

LUBE JOB

LUBEJOB

LUCKY CAMEL TOE

LUCKYCAMMELTOE

MAGIC WAND

MAGICWAND

MAMS

MAN HATER

MAN PASTE

MANHATER

MANPASTE

MARY JANE

MARYJANE

MASTABATE

MASTABATER

MASTER BLASTER

MASTERBATE

MASTERBLASTER

MASTRABATOR

MATTRESS PRINCESS

MATTRESSPRINCESS

MEAT BEATTER

MEATBEATTER

MOLEST

MOLESTER

MOLESTOR

MONEY SHOT

MONEYSHOT

MOTHER FUCKER

MOTHER LOVE BONE

MOTHERFUCK

MOTHERFUCKER

MOTHERLOVEBONE

MUFF

MUFF DIVE

MUFF DIVER

MUFF LICKER

MUFFDIVE

MUFFDIVER

MUFFIN DIVER

MUFFINDIVER

MUFFLIKCER

MURDER

MUTHA FUCKER

NAKED

NASTY BITCH

NASTY HO

NASTY SLUT

NASTY WHORE

NASTYBITCH

NASTYHO

NASTYSLUT

NASTYWHORE

NEON DEON

NIG

NIGER

NIGGA

NIGGER

NIPPLE

NIPPLE RING

NIPPLERING

NIT TIT

NITTIT

NO FUCKING WAY

NO SEX

NOFUCKINGWAY

NOOKIE

NOONER

NUDE

NUT FUCKER

NUTFUCKER

OICU812

ON THE RAG

ONTHERAG

ORGASM

ORGY

OU812

OUI

P I M P

PEARL NECKLACE

PEARLNECKLACE

PECKER

PEE

PEEP SHOW

PEEPSHOW

PEEPSHPW

PENETRATION

PENIS

PENTHOUSE

PERIOD

PHQUE

PIMP

PIMP SIMP

PIMPED

PIMPER

PIMPJUIC

PIMPJUICE

PIMPSIMP

PISS

PISS HEAD

PISSED

PISSER

PISSHEAD

PLAY BOY

PLAY GIRL

PLAYBOY

PLAYGIRL

POCKET POOL

POCKETPOOL

POLACK

POON TANG

POONTANG

POOP

POOPER

POOR WHITE TRASH

POORWHITETRASH

POPIMP

PORCH MONKEY

PORCHMONKEY

PORN

PORN FLICK

PORN KING

PORN PRINCESS

PORNFLICK

PORNKING

PORNO

PORNPRINCESS

POT

PREMATURE

PRICK

PRICK HEAD

PRICKHEAD

PRIMETIME

PROSTITUTE

PUBIC

PUBIC LICE

PUBICLICE

PUD

PUD BOY

PUDBOY

PUDD

PUDD BOY

PUDDBOY

PUN TANG

PUNTANG

PURINA PRINCESS

PURINAPRICNESS

PUSSY

PUSSY CAT

PUSSY EATER

PUSSY FUCKER

PUSSY LICKER

PUSSY LIPS

PUSSY LOVER

PUSSY POUNDER

PUSSYCAT

PUSSYEATER

PUSSYFUCKER

PUSSYLICKER

PUSSYLIPS

PUSSYLOVER

PUSSYPOUNDER

PUTT PIRATE

PWT

QUEEF

QUEER

QUICKIE

RAE CARRUTH

RAPE

RAPIST

REAR END

REAR ENTRY

REAREND

REARENTRY

RECTUM

RED LIGHT

REDLIGHT

REEFER

RENT A FUCK

RENTAFUCK

RETARD

RETARDED

RIBBED

RIM JOB

RIMJOB

ROACH

ROBBER

S AND M

S&M

SAMCKDADDY

SANDM

SATAN

SCHLONG

SCREW

SCREW YOU

SCREWYOU

SCROTUM

SEMEN

SEX

SEX FARM

SEX HOUND

SEX HOUSE

SEX KITTEN

SEX POT

SEX SLAVE

SEX TO GO

SEX TOY

SEX TOYS

SEX WHORE

SEXFARM

SEXHOUND

SEXHOUSE

SEXKITTEN

SEXPOT

SEXSLAVE

SEXTOGO

SEXTOY

SEXTOYS

SEXUAL

SEXWHORE

SEXY

SEXY BIATCH

SEXY BITCH

SEXY MOMA

SEXY SLIM

SEXYMOMA

SEXY-SLIM

SHAG

SHAGGIN

SHAGGING

SHAWTYPIMP

SHIT

SHIT DICK

SHIT EATER

SHIT FACE

SHIT FOR BRAINS

SHIT FUCK

SHIT FUCKER

SHIT HAPPENS

SHIT HEAD

SHIT OUT OF LUCK

SHIT STAIN

SHIT4BRAINS

SHITDICK

SHITEATER

SHITFACE

SHITFORBRAINS

SHITFUCK

SHITFUCKER

SHITHAPENS

SHITHAPPENS

SHITHEAD

SHITOUTOFLUCK

SHITS

SHITSTAIN

SHITTER

SHITTING

SHITTY

SHORT FUCK

SHORTFUCK

SHOWTIME

SIX SIX SIX

SIXSIXSIX

SIXTY 9

SIXTY NINE

SIXTY9

SIXTYNINE

SKANK

SKANK BITCH

SKANK FUCK

SKANK WHORE

SKANKBITCH

SKANKFUCK

SKANKWHORE

SKANKY BITCH

SKANKY WHORE

SKANKYBITCH

SKANKYWHORE

SKIN FLUTE

SKINFLUTE

SKUM

SKUM BAG

SKUMBAG

SLANT

SLANT EYE

SLANTEYE

SLAVE

SLAVE DRIVER

SLAVEDRIVER

SLEEZE BAG

SLEEZE BALL

SLEEZEBAG

SLEEZEBALL

SLIDE IT IN

SLIDEITIN

SLIME

SLIME BALL

SLIME BUCKET

SLIMEBALL

SLIMEBUCKET

SLUT

SLUT WEAR

SLUT WHORE

SLUTS

SLUTT

SLUTTING

SLUTTY

SLUTWEAR

SLUTWHORE

SMACK DADDY

SMACK THE MONKEY

SMACKTHEMONKEY

SMAGMA

SMART ASS

SNATCH

SNATCH PATCH

SNATCHPATCH

SNIPER

SNOT

SOB

SODOMITE

SODOMY

SON OF A BITCH

SONOFABITCH

SONOFBITCH

SPANK THE MONKEY

SPANKTHEMONKEY

SPERM

SPERM BAG

SPERM HEARDER

SPERM HERDER

SPERMACIDE

SPERMBAG

SPERMHEARDER

SPERMHERDER

SPIC

SPICK

SPIT

SPITTER

SPLIT TAIL

SPLIT TIAL

SPLITTAIL

STAGG

STRAP ON

STRAPON

STRINGER

STRIP CLUB

STRIPCLUB

STROKE

STROKING

STUPID

STUPID FUCK

STUPID FUCKER

STUPIDFUCK

STUPIDFUCKER

SUCK

SUCK DICK

SUCK ME

SUCK MY ASS

SUCK MY DICK

SUCK MY TIT

SUCK OFF

SUCKDICK

SUCKER

SUCKME

SUCKMYASS

SUCKMYDICK

SUCKMYTIT

SUCKOFF

SUICIDE

SWALLOW

SWALLOWER

SWALOW

SWEETNESS

SWIGN DIXX

SWING DIXX

SWINGIN DIXX

SWINGING DICKS

SYPHILIS

TAMPON

TANG

TESTICLE

TESTICLES

THIRD EYE

THIRD LEG

THIRDEYE

THIRDLEG

THREE SOME

THREESOME

TIT

TIT BIT NIPPLY

TIT FUCK

TIT FUCKER

TIT FUCKIN

TIT JOB

TIT LICKER

TIT LOVER

TITBITNIPPLY

TITFUCK

TITFUCKER

TITFUCKIN

TITJOB

TITLICKER

TITLOVER

TITS

TITTIES

TITTY

TOILET

TOILET BOWL

TONGETHRUSTER

TONGUE

TONGUE THRUSTER

TONGUE TRAMP

TONGUETHRUST

TONGUETRAMP

TOUNG THRUSTER

TOUNGE BALLER

TOUNGE THRUST

TRAILER TRASH

TRAILERTRASH

TRAMP

TRI SEXUAL

TRIPLE X

TRIPLEX

TRISEXUAL

TROJAN

TROTS

TUNNEL OF LOVE

TUNNELOFLOVE

TURD

TWO BIT WHORE

TWO ON ONE

TWOBITWHORE

UNFUCKABLE

UP THE ASS

UP THE BUTT

UPSKIRT

UPTHEASS

UPTHEBUTT

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The NFL has the biggest double standard in pro sports.

 

Start at NFL.com and you are 4 mouse clicks away from this picture:

 

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yeah..... nothing but wholesome family values :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by gatita@Mar 2 2005, 07:17 PM

I can still get "DP" though, and A2A/A2M.

 

really? what are you doing later tonight? :naughty:

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Originally posted by InfiniteWisdomOfThePezDispenser+Mar 2 2005, 05:48 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (InfiniteWisdomOfThePezDispenser - Mar 2 2005, 05:48 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Poop Man Bob@Mar 2 2005, 05:03 PM

RAE CARRUTH

 

Ahhhahahahaha, with all those other names in there, this is by far my personal favorite.

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damn, didn't notice that one!!

 

:lol:

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