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thats more like it

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ASER1NE, Mar 13, 2002.

  1. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE 12oz Veteran Member

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    thats more like it

    Discussion started by ASER1NE - Mar 13, 2002

    Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines Day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or
    girlfriend that you really love them more than anything.

    Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret.... guys really don't enjoy
    this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and
    consideration. Another secret.... guys feel left out. That's right... left
    out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation
    for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too
    embarrassed to admit it.

    Which is why a new holiday has been created.
    March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self-explanatory.... this holiday has been created so your ladies finally
    have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no
    flowers, no special nights on the town - the name of the holiday explains it all.... just a steak and a BJ. That's it.
    Finally, this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will
    usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love
    machine.
     
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  2. Devilush

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    Devilush - Replied Mar 13, 2002

    wait a second....."steak and blowjob day"?
    man, my fiance must be really lucky then.

    ;) :D :) :p :) :crazy:
     
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  3. Iris

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    Iris - Replied Mar 13, 2002

    i said pancakes and a blowjob for valentines.



    girls get guys stuff too though...
     
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  4. tue skinny

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    tue skinny - Replied Mar 13, 2002

    i wish i had a girlfriend. dont get me talking about not having one cuz im a fucking loser
     
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    REGULATOR - Replied Mar 13, 2002

    word
     
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    A Fire Inside - Replied Mar 13, 2002

     
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  7. blink_ATX

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    blink_ATX - Replied Mar 13, 2002

    yeah you are in my laundry as that hemroid scratch stain you fake ass toy of an excuse for a human being.

    fuck with your soul in ether...
     
  8. Jesus of Nazareth

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    Jesus of Nazareth - Replied Mar 13, 2002

    ^^^:confused:
     
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  9. ASER1NE

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    ASER1NE - Replied Mar 13, 2002

    id rather pancakes and sex , but not ordinary pancakes , blueberry ones ...........:D
     
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    Pistol - Replied Mar 13, 2002

    In my house it's Pizza and Swallow Day.

    What's up with this loser blink trying to talk shit on regulator online?
     
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  11. ASER1NE

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    ASER1NE - Replied Mar 13, 2002

    hes a dumb kid , just like G , talking trash when nobody cares
     
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    Zack Morris - Replied Mar 13, 2002

    actually Zack Morris loves doing sweet things for kelly kapowski. I do like this steak and blowjob day idea though.
     
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    cool ra-ul - Replied Mar 13, 2002

    its about damn time we had a male appericiation day. cuz we all know how well sadie hawkins day worked out in high schools across america:rolleyes:
     
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    willy.wonka - Replied Mar 13, 2002

    i like it when a girl reads to me......
     
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    T.T Boy - Replied Mar 13, 2002

    makes me wish i had a girlfriend.
     
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