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thats more like it

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ASER1NE, Mar 13, 2002.

  1. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines Day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or
    girlfriend that you really love them more than anything.

    Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret.... guys really don't enjoy
    this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and
    consideration. Another secret.... guys feel left out. That's right... left
    out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation
    for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too
    embarrassed to admit it.

    Which is why a new holiday has been created.
    March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self-explanatory.... this holiday has been created so your ladies finally
    have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no
    flowers, no special nights on the town - the name of the holiday explains it all.... just a steak and a BJ. That's it.
    Finally, this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will
    usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love
  2. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 3
    wait a second....."steak and blowjob day"?
    man, my fiance must be really lucky then.

    ;) :D :) :p :) :crazy:
  3. Iris

    Iris Banned

    Joined: Sep 2, 2001 Messages: 888 Likes Received: 1
    i said pancakes and a blowjob for valentines.

    girls get guys stuff too though...
  4. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    i wish i had a girlfriend. dont get me talking about not having one cuz im a fucking loser

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
  6. A Fire Inside

    A Fire Inside Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 5, 2001 Messages: 1,836 Likes Received: 0
  7. blink_ATX

    blink_ATX Guest

    yeah you are in my laundry as that hemroid scratch stain you fake ass toy of an excuse for a human being.

    fuck with your soul in ether...
  8. Jesus of Nazareth

    Jesus of Nazareth Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2000 Messages: 2,388 Likes Received: 1
  9. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    id rather pancakes and sex , but not ordinary pancakes , blueberry ones ...........:D
  10. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,364 Likes Received: 299
    In my house it's Pizza and Swallow Day.

    What's up with this loser blink trying to talk shit on regulator online?
  11. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    hes a dumb kid , just like G , talking trash when nobody cares
  12. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    actually Zack Morris loves doing sweet things for kelly kapowski. I do like this steak and blowjob day idea though.
  13. cool ra-ul

    cool ra-ul New Jack

    Joined: Dec 20, 2001 Messages: 75 Likes Received: 0
    its about damn time we had a male appericiation day. cuz we all know how well sadie hawkins day worked out in high schools across america:rolleyes:
  14. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i like it when a girl reads to me......
  15. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    makes me wish i had a girlfriend.