ASER1NE Posted March 13, 2002 Share Posted March 13, 2002 Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines Day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really love them more than anything. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret.... guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret.... guys feel left out. That's right... left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self-explanatory.... this holiday has been created so your ladies finally have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town - the name of the holiday explains it all.... just a steak and a BJ. That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted March 13, 2002 Share Posted March 13, 2002 wait a second....."steak and blowjob day"? man, my fiance must be really lucky then. ;) :D :) :p :) :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted March 13, 2002 Share Posted March 13, 2002 i said pancakes and a blowjob for valentines. girls get guys stuff too though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 i wish i had a girlfriend. dont get me talking about not having one cuz im a fucking loser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 Originally posted by tue skinny i wish i had a girlfriend. dont get me talking about not having one cuz im a fucking loser word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Fire Inside Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 Originally posted by tue skinny i wish i had a girlfriend. dont get me talking about not having one cuz im a fucking loser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blink_ATX Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 yeah you are in my laundry as that hemroid scratch stain you fake ass toy of an excuse for a human being. fuck with your soul in ether... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus of Nazareth Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 ^^^:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 14, 2002 Author Share Posted March 14, 2002 id rather pancakes and sex , but not ordinary pancakes , blueberry ones ...........:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 In my house it's Pizza and Swallow Day. What's up with this loser blink trying to talk shit on regulator online? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 14, 2002 Author Share Posted March 14, 2002 hes a dumb kid , just like G , talking trash when nobody cares Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 actually Zack Morris loves doing sweet things for kelly kapowski. I do like this steak and blowjob day idea though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool ra-ul Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 its about damn time we had a male appericiation day. cuz we all know how well sadie hawkins day worked out in high schools across america:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 i like it when a girl reads to me...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 makes me wish i had a girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 Originally posted by ASER1NE id rather pancakes and sex , but not ordinary pancakes , blueberry ones ...........:D Id rather stick with the blowjob but this pancake idea.. genius. Although id like to wake up to a crepe (is that right?) or perhaps chocolate chip smiley face ones like they serve at IHOP.. shit id settle for a blowjob and then a few reruns of the old batman cartoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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