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That Weapon X is a Complaining Bitch

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Weapon X, Aug 19, 2004.

  1. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    Dammit! I'm having the worst chest pains of my life. It feels like my heart is set to explode. It's been like this for a couple of days, now.

    Also, I have some weed on me that just doesn't cut it. Some bullshit bushweed, practically. Shit, I'll get high, but man, I wanna get reeeeaaal high!

    This is the kind of time that I'd like to go out late and do some damage, but I've got this ankle that hurts, and my chest, too.

    And to all you pussy ass artists that leave threads complaining about how your girlfriend left you to go get gangbanged by several visible minorities and/or the football team, i'll see you on the internet one day, doing your "art". Defecating in your diapers, sucking on a rattle while some leatherclad bitch pees on you...that will be your full time artistic job you've always dreamed of.

    And fuck my PO, too. I used to wanna hit it, but fuck her and her stern warnings for me to finish my community service hours. I told that bitch on day one that I don't feel any remorse for the "crime" I commited.

    Fuck it, time to go down a beer and hope for this Chestburster to come out and destroy the human race. Or at least man up.
     
  2. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    woah, you have weed? you must be awesome. So gangster
     
  3. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    you stupid motherfucker, it's not gangster, it's "gangstah"...who the fuck taught you how to be a dumb kid?
     
  4. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    well lifes a bitch, and i hate community service also
     
  5. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    my chest hurts for no reason sometimes


    anyway, i wish i had some, this would be a great place to grow, but alas, no seeds.
     
  6. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    I'm so sorry, sweetheart. I love you. It's just that, things haven't been going so well lately, and...

    nah, I just mentioned that I have 'erbs because that is a good stress and pain reliever for me, usually. I'm just complaining about the quality of the weed I have.
     
  7. LaCosaNostra

    LaCosaNostra Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 3, 2004 Messages: 2,191 Likes Received: 0
    eat some mint chocolate chip icecream its good for you.
     
  8. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    I'm stuck at work, and I hate being stuck at work.

    But then again, if I wasnt stuck here,
    I'd probably be spending money and drinking.
    So maybe it's good that I'm here.
    But the longer I stay here,
    the more I will want to
    go out after work.

    damn cycles.
     
  9. heavyLox

    heavyLox Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 2, 2002 Messages: 7,196 Likes Received: 17
    ANY more Drug talk will get this bad boy closed.
     
  10. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    You should go to the Doctor if the chest pains continue
     
  11. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    when i get back pains i get people to punch me in the back so it goes away....fucking wierd, try it in your chest hah
     
  12. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    you could cause cardiac arrest that way. If someone were to hit you at exactly the right moment, your heart could explode.
     
  13. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
  14. dr.testical

    dr.testical Senior Member

    Joined: May 26, 2003 Messages: 1,236 Likes Received: 0
  15. bigpoppa.k

    bigpoppa.k Elite Member

    Joined: May 2, 2001 Messages: 3,150 Likes Received: 17
    write the alphabet out in small caps in the air with your big toe, see if that helps your chest..

    if not, it'll help your ankle..
     
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