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THAT UNCLEAN FEELING...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by johnny, Apr 17, 2003.

  1. johnny

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    THAT UNCLEAN FEELING...

    Discussion started by johnny - Apr 17, 2003

    everytime i poop i need, NEED, to take a shower. is that gross? i actually have my schedule down so that it almost always coincides with a shower. if it doesn't i scrap the time and usually shower anyway.

    i'm sure the ladies have a version of this when they bleed for 6 days and don't die aslo. please share if you do.

    feel free to add.
     
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    fr8lover - Replied Apr 17, 2003

    on one hand im real lazy and sometimes dont feel like showering. but yeah, you get to a certain point where somethings got to give and you feel all greasy and clammy.

    greasy italian oner
     
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    fr8lover - Replied Apr 17, 2003

    and in relation to this thread, i just wipe.
     
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    yoink - Replied Apr 17, 2003

    nah man your on point with that. although i dont know about showering right afterwords everytime, but yeah its nice to have a clean shower feel...it sucks when you shower then all of a sudden you gotta go....thats maddening, do you shower again, or just dont go..man i hate that.
     
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    johnny - Replied Apr 17, 2003

    maybe it's the irritable bowel thing i've got but pooping is a huge mess 90% of the time.
     
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    maybe you should invest in those toilets that shoot water up your ass
     
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    johnny - Replied Apr 17, 2003

    that's like trying to piss out a fire.
     
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    haha bro that sounds like a bad investment.
     
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    They got em all over japan
     
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    its all about wiping with damp t.p.
     
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    painthuffer - Replied Apr 17, 2003

    or baby wipes, get that ass sanitized
     
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    johnny - Replied Apr 17, 2003

    babey wipes to come close to a shower. the damp tp doesn't do much but make great dingleberries when it falls apart back there.
     
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    ana - Replied Apr 17, 2003

    No, no bidets are great. You go to the bathroom, shuffle over to the bidet, get a bum shower and leave feeling all tingly and clean. You actually get clean instead of just smearing shit everywhere.
     
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    iloveboxcars - Replied Apr 17, 2003

    call me crazy, but i always take a shower after i shit. you never know whats lerking around down there because you cant see it.
     
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    BROWNer - Replied Apr 17, 2003

    i don't know if it works, but a nice damp warm cloth
    yanked betwixt your bunsz probly does wonders...