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That Awkward Moment After Sex

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Pistol, Mar 7, 2002.

  1. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,364 Likes Received: 299
    I was thinking about this other day after sex.
    I mean it depends on who like if it's just some chick or your girlfriend and where. I mean if your at a homies pad or away from your house , like outside it's different.
    Usually we just lay there for a few minutes then have to slide over to the edge of the bed that way when our bodys part we don't get my bed all dirty. After sex it is kinda funny when you think about it. Also you gotta keep a roll of tissue next to the bed.
  2. unoprimero

    unoprimero Guest

    that awkward silence when your putting back on your clothes...
    i always wonder what my partners thinking. . .
  3. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,364 Likes Received: 299
    exactly you know when your both on the side of your bed wiping off any excess fluids.
  4. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    except for the first time , it doesnt happen ......but thats with my girl so i guess it doesnt count , and im not about one nite stands so yeah
  5. bug

    bug Guest

    honestly, i never have that awkard moment after. even if its some girl i barely know, i make it a point right after to talk, joke around, and even cuddle. i've always done this, so i think its always broken any awkward moments, i really cant relate to guys when they say they want her out the door. in twenty minutes, i'm ready for round two.

    try the talking and cuddling thing, i've never slept with a girl only once. they ALWAYS come back for seconds, thirds, etc...
  6. Are2

    Are2 Guest

    good for you bug

    you deserve a pat on the back (or maybe the ass) for this one
  7. Wilt

    Wilt Guest

    im not conceided by any means..i just know im good in bed...so the silence isn't really awkward for me..although it does feel awkward when they are like..."that was great" or "you are amazing" because i don't take compliments well at all..im just like yeah..i like to get up and walk around naked after sex...enjoy a naked cigarette...then go again...
  8. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

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    yeah me and my girl joke around and stuff. But I think it's just kinda funny after all that passion and then we have to make sure we dont lay down and cuddle too long or else my bed gets kinda uh messy. So we have to clean up so we can go lay back down.
  9. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    what awkard moment?

    You mean she feels awkward while I fall asleep?

  10. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 114
    hahah, i know what you mean, but i ususally just give my girlfriend a titty twister and we tickle the fuck outta eachother..

    ok we are weird...but yah..
  11. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,364 Likes Received: 299
    fucking zesto and shameless. sleeping and titty twister.

    oh you mean when I'm watching the simpsons
  12. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    I dont actually go to sleep,

    I pay the woman then drop her off where I found her. :love:
  13. Jewish Task Force

    Jewish Task Force Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2001 Messages: 1,626 Likes Received: 3
    The awkward moment is in the beginning, when you have to pay her.


    I never really had an awkward moment. i usually just do the joking around thing, or cuddle, that eases the tension.
    Naked cigarettes are fun, just chilling out in the chair with one leg up balls hanging.
  14. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    We usually just..... do it, do it, do it... then when we're done.... theres that look of "mmmmmmmthatwasgreat" twinkle in our eye.. and try to put on your gear... go downstairs and share a bowl of ice cream and watch T.V. in the living room, and chill, with smiles on our face.


    "LAST ONE IN THE SHOWER IS A LOSERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!" : : run : :

    -OR- (the most popular)

    After we're done, i'd massage his back to sleep. No words involed. Then I hit the showers, and have ice cream downstairs. haha.
  15. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,364 Likes Received: 299
    That's what I'm talking about ladies.