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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by bobobi11, Jan 25, 2002.

  1. bobobi11

    bobobi11 12oz Elite Member

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    Thanks 12oz

    Discussion started by bobobi11 - Jan 25, 2002

    Thanks to 12oz and my ridiculous addiction to it I received the following email from my husband. Thanks guys.

    A LETTER TO MY LOVING WIFE - THE INTERNET JUNKIE!:

    Letter to my wife:

    SUBJECT: Update!
    DATE: 03/13/00
    FROM: hubby@homealone.com
    TO: wife@youarelost.com


    Dear Wife....I'm sending you this email to bring up to date on the events of our family. I tried to talk to you while you were on your computer, but you just kept telling me that you would BRB.....whatever that means. So, I decided to send you this email.

    John Jr. cut his first tooth today. He's the one you bounce on your knee while typing. Remember how he giggles when he hears the Ut Oh sound? Sorry about him dropping his peanut butter sandwich on your keyboard. Is it working okay since I cleaned it up for you? Can you read the letters I tried to paint back on your keyboard? Most of them had been rubbed off.

    Susie had her first date Saturday night. She had a good time and said to thank you for letting them use your car. She put the keys back on the key rack underneath the cobwebs where she found them. Do you realize that she wears the same size clothes as you do? In case you've forgotten her, she's the one who has you raise your feet when she's running the sweeper.

    Tim is playing football. He looks forward to going to school now that he has a sport to play. He wanted to know if you would come to one of his games if we bought you a laptop to bring along? Do you remember him? He's the one who empties your porta potty for you.

    Lets see.....since the last time I wrote you (3 months ago), the refrigerator had to be replaced, the dog died from old age, your mother and dad painted the room where your computer is (hope you like the color), the church has a new pastor, the President has been impeached, and oh yes..... I have a new job.

    Well, I think that's about it. I'll email you again in about 3 months. You take care of yourself honey. We all "miss" you very much and will see you the next time the power goes off!

    Love,
    Your Husband
     
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  2. alkaline

    alkaline 12oz Elite Member

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    alkaline - Replied Jan 25, 2002

    HAHAHAHAHA! My lady will be sending me one of those when we finally get a computer in our apartment.
     
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  3. blood as ink

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    blood as ink - Replied Jan 25, 2002

    classic.
     
  4. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

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    T.T Boy - Replied Jan 25, 2002

    thats fucking classic.
     
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  5. misteraven

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    misteraven - Replied Jan 25, 2002

    damn, sorry about that. not trying to break up happy homes.
     
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    printer - Replied Jan 25, 2002

    thats A fucking classic
     
  7. REGULATOR

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    REGULATOR - Replied Jan 25, 2002

    haha that was good
     
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  8. WebsterUno

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    WebsterUno - Replied Jan 25, 2002

    What a maroon!
     
  9. Devilush

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    Devilush - Replied Jan 25, 2002

    :eek:

    oh no! i hope that doesnt happen when i get married...which is soon. oh shit, i better take care of this 12oz addiction.
     
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  10. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE 12oz Veteran Member

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    ASER1NE - Replied Jan 26, 2002

    do yall not live together
     
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  11. When

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    When - Replied Jan 26, 2002

    haha good shit, it would be funny if you lived together and got that email
     
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  12. NATO

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    NATO - Replied Jan 26, 2002

    :king: ;) :D ha ha ill have to send one to myself
     
  13. bobobi11

    bobobi11 12oz Elite Member

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    bobobi11 - Replied Jan 26, 2002

    We do live together and the email is a joke.
     
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  14. MR BOJANGLES

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    MR BOJANGLES - Replied Jan 26, 2002

    or you could do what me and iris do, get him on here too, and live your life out on here, for the world to watch. ;)