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Thanks 12oz

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by bobobi11, Jan 25, 2002.

  1. bobobi11

    bobobi11 Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 15, 2000 Messages: 2,807 Likes Received: 0
    Thanks to 12oz and my ridiculous addiction to it I received the following email from my husband. Thanks guys.

    A LETTER TO MY LOVING WIFE - THE INTERNET JUNKIE!:

    Letter to my wife:

    SUBJECT: Update!
    DATE: 03/13/00
    FROM: [email protected]
    TO: [email protected]


    Dear Wife....I'm sending you this email to bring up to date on the events of our family. I tried to talk to you while you were on your computer, but you just kept telling me that you would BRB.....whatever that means. So, I decided to send you this email.

    John Jr. cut his first tooth today. He's the one you bounce on your knee while typing. Remember how he giggles when he hears the Ut Oh sound? Sorry about him dropping his peanut butter sandwich on your keyboard. Is it working okay since I cleaned it up for you? Can you read the letters I tried to paint back on your keyboard? Most of them had been rubbed off.

    Susie had her first date Saturday night. She had a good time and said to thank you for letting them use your car. She put the keys back on the key rack underneath the cobwebs where she found them. Do you realize that she wears the same size clothes as you do? In case you've forgotten her, she's the one who has you raise your feet when she's running the sweeper.

    Tim is playing football. He looks forward to going to school now that he has a sport to play. He wanted to know if you would come to one of his games if we bought you a laptop to bring along? Do you remember him? He's the one who empties your porta potty for you.

    Lets see.....since the last time I wrote you (3 months ago), the refrigerator had to be replaced, the dog died from old age, your mother and dad painted the room where your computer is (hope you like the color), the church has a new pastor, the President has been impeached, and oh yes..... I have a new job.

    Well, I think that's about it. I'll email you again in about 3 months. You take care of yourself honey. We all "miss" you very much and will see you the next time the power goes off!

    Love,
    Your Husband
     
  2. alkaline

    alkaline Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2001 Messages: 3,097 Likes Received: 0
    HAHAHAHAHA! My lady will be sending me one of those when we finally get a computer in our apartment.
     
  3. blood as ink

    blood as ink Guest

  4. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    thats fucking classic.
     
  5. misteraven

    misteraven Administrator

    Joined: May 7, 1999 Messages: 8,773 Likes Received: 312
    damn, sorry about that. not trying to break up happy homes.
     
  6. printer

    printer Guest

    thats A fucking classic
     
  7. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    haha that was good
     
  8. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

  9. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
    :eek:

    oh no! i hope that doesnt happen when i get married...which is soon. oh shit, i better take care of this 12oz addiction.
     
  10. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    do yall not live together
     
  11. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    haha good shit, it would be funny if you lived together and got that email
     
  12. NATO

    NATO Guest

    :king: ;) :D ha ha ill have to send one to myself
     
  13. bobobi11

    bobobi11 Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 15, 2000 Messages: 2,807 Likes Received: 0
    We do live together and the email is a joke.
     
  14. MR BOJANGLES

    MR BOJANGLES Guest

    or you could do what me and iris do, get him on here too, and live your life out on here, for the world to watch. ;)
     
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