RumPuncher Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 part one So what are you having for lunch today? I'm having a salami on pumpernickle bagle with a tomato rice soup. Yum! How about y'all? part two Film Review: Liquid Sky So this is the strangest thing I've ever seen. It's set in NYC in the early 80's at the peak of new wave. So it's about aliens that need heoin but find that it's better to take the chemicals out of the human brain after orgasm. Strange shit! from Badmovies.com Few movies are specifically tailored for appeal to those on controlled substances, here's one film though. Heralded as a great work in science fiction and so on... ...well, my ass. There is no damn way this thing sits alongside Alien, Bladerunner, or The Thing. What you have is a great number of lifeless and disturbed people having sex with Margaret then dying. Aliens come to Earth looking for heroin but find that the chemicals produced by human brains during orgasm are even better. So they park their flying saucer, it's about two feet wide, on top Margaret's apartment and begin killing everyone who has sex with her. Then we have a barely understandable German scientist who is studying the aliens, at least he describes the plot to us. Throw in a crazy girlfriend and a few other weirdos to fill gaps. Margaret finally goes completely bonkers, it's difficult to find that special someone when everybody you sleep with dies, and gets vaporized. In addition, her face is always covered with smudged makeup, probably to disguise that the actress played Jimmy as well. My main problem with this movie wasn't that there are aliens. Nor that these aliens were after heroin or human brains. You just have all these dysfunctional relationships between the characters and nobody ever goes postal. Even talking to most of these people would be like getting beaten in the head with a sock full of quarters. and T.G.I.F. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiANEMeTion- Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 I had a chili dog and extra fries:yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 listen to a bizarre audio clip from the movie here strangeness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAPiTA Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 I just had 4 pork and scrimp eggrolls while watching Tech of: Search and Rescue on TechTV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 brisket, pickles, carrots, chips and a ho-ho. topped off with a coke. movie sounds....uh...interesting. and yes. TGIFF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 walked to wendy's and ate 3 jr. bacon cheeseburgers, a biggie sized fry, a biggie sized drink, and a shake. taking lunch money off of nerds pays off.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 My friend used to have a porno called Sex Sluts From Beyond the Galaxy. It was about aliens who collected orgon, a substance that is found in humans after an orgasm. There were some classic lines in there, like “yeah, suck the wisdom from my dick..” and all sorts of other stuff. It was an old porn with nasty women, but still one of the best I’ve ever seen due to it’s humour. It might even be better than Liquid Sky. And I’m currently making some pasta and I’m gonna eat it with some stuff my mom made that I can’t really describe, except to say that it’s damn good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 raspberry yogurt pretzels chocolate milk banana i need a candy bar or something i'm bored as heel and i'm sick of working. fuck friday afternoon on a 3 day weekend i wanna leave!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 i had two morningstar griller patties with katsup and cheese. sounds like a strange movie. i'd probably watch it even though it had bad reviews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by !@#$% i'm bored as heel and i'm sick of working. fuck friday afternoon on a 3 day weekend i wanna leave!! word to big bird. it's so nice outside. i'm going to loose it soon I forgot to throw the friday guy in: http://www.joeboxer.com/adcampaign_vaughn.html we remember him! it's the friday dance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 all organic pesto sandwich w/ lett, tom, onion, cukes chilled gazpacho excited about my weekend fo sheezy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 reeses peanut butter cereal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by ubejinxed i'd probably watch it even though it had bad reviews. That's what Film Festivals are all about! Maybe a screening? :scowl: <--- sneaky face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 I found some stills from Liquid Sky http://www.xenon-kino.de/Medaia/liquidsky3.jpg'> http://www.xenon-kino.de/Medaia/liquidsky.jpg'> apparently is very big with the electroclash sceensters. :confused: :confused: :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 ninja please, its payday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Me & my friends used to have movie night. After I rented Liquid Sky I was banned from picking movies in the future. It was that bad. "this... this is... this is my... this is my beatbox... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by GnomeToys "this... this is... this is my... this is my beatbox... " :lol: that sounds so damn good! I cant wait to watch it now. things learned from the movie (from badmovies.com) Aliens are best represented by something which belongs in an eyedrop ad. Microphones make handy stethoscopes. Philosophy is less convincing when dispensed by a heroin addict. Telescopes are equipped with crosshairs. (Shoot the moon you say?) Some women take pride in being told they dress like a hooker. Junkies often mistake German scientists for police officers. The brain produces a chemical that tastes just like heroin during orgasm. Having your toes stomped doesn't hurt. A dozen people screaming at you to have an orgasm can be distracting. Don't have sex with someone if their partners mysteriously dissolve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 now I'm having a slice of chesecake and a china black tea. excusite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiANEMeTion- Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 i'm eating jamaican pattie and jerk chicken...:yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 yesterday I had oxtail stew, fried channa and a beef pattie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiANEMeTion- Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 I had cury chicken and white rice...I cooked it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Panic Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 I'm having ginger ale for lunch, with the possibility of cereal. Nothing special. Liquid Sky is very possibly the worst movie I have ever seen. I highly recommend not seeing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 jamaican hot pockets where its at BlOOOOOOdklot lol.. no i had chicken with some broccli, made in the microwave haha with some oatmeal cookies and some apple sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 it's so bad I'm going to have to watch it. I picked a random scene while at work and here's the breakdown... Some yuppie fucker tell this girl 'My Dad's a producer, it could help you career to sleep with me'. She says 'That's the corniest thing I've ever heard'. He slaps the shit out of he and forces her to take 4 'ludes. Meanwhile a plane is landing in the distance. bizarro! I'm going to laugh my ass off at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Panic Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Kilo, I don't think you understand how horrible this film is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiANEMeTion- Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by caL BlOOOOOOdklot :lol: :lol: haha You get mega cool points for that cuz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by Don't Panic Kilo, I don't think you understand how horrible this film is. I guess I'll have to find out for myself. but yes... you did warn me so I'm not allowed to bitch if I hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 a ceaser salad, and some chili. If time permits, fried rice and veggies. Movie Review. -World's Most Digusting Video http://www.theworldsgrossestvideo.com/images/layout1_r1_c1.jpg'> *I would review Ichi the Killer, but I havent opened it yet, its still there on my sofa..waiting to be watched.* I cant find a pre made review, so Ill just review it myself. This movie is fucking gross. This kid... http://www.theworldsgrossestvideo.com/images/layout1_r2_c2.jpg'> eat his own shit, dog shit, and many other disgusting things. He sticks a deoderant up his ass, pulls it out, and licks it. This video also shows females tied up bondage style. (That part I could have done without) It also shows the videos main character eating a bowl of his own piss, some dog food and his own puke. Needless to say, this movie might be hard for some people to stomach. If straight up nastiness is what youre looking for, this video is for YOU! I watched it because my cousin told me "You have to peep this shit out man!" I have never seen a more disgusting video..ever. :nut: :innocent: :scramble: :freak: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- I guess I'll have to find out for myself. but yes... you did warn me so I'm not allowed to bitch if I hate it. This is sort of like when Morpheus tells Neo that he'll have to see the Matrix for himself only you'll be far more upset watching this film than you would be waking up and discovering that your life was a lie and the entire human race was enslaved. Its like buying a box of some new brand of cereal because it looks good and missing the fine print about the free razor sharp diamond shard at the center of every crispy puff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 NICE WORK WEBS! the first reply to have a movie review! I heard that Kenny Glasgow (semi famous techno producer/dj) is samplingthe whole thing. God knows what hell make of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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