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Test Marketing

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Smart, Dec 7, 2002.

  1. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    OK... I'm gonna throw out some product categories, then some names (labeled alphabetically). You sort those names into a rating system (1 - for best, and down from there)((Ties broken aphabetically)).

    First category: Restaurant names

    A. Beaver Ranch
    B. Whole Lotta Flaffel
    C. CRABS! CRABS! CRABS!
    D. Windy's
    E. Ving Tran's Cat House
     
  2. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

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  3. Ronnie Dobbs

    Ronnie Dobbs Senior Member

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  4. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    my WHAT!
     
  5. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

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    he was referring to your weird, don't you have one?
     
  6. cultural me

    cultural me Member

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  7. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    well of course I do, and it's bigger than average, no matter what THEY say


    still... I didn't think it was right for polite conversation
     
  8. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Hey, do you know the thing about THEM, the ones that 'say'... you know, when 'THEY say'... do you know the thing?

    because if not, I'll tell ya...
     
  9. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

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    I think my codebook is out of date. How does that go again?
     
  10. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

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    i dont like your tests
     
  11. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Truly a smartass.
     
  12. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    well... the deal is... FUCK watcha herd from those 'topical' comedians like Jerry Seinfeld...

    You notice how their always pushing you to figure out who THEY are?

    You ever notice how they just bait your mind?
    They ask "Who is this THEY that people talk about?"... right?

    Are we on the same page or did you actually piss all over your teenage angst journal on graduation day? (don't be ashamed, alot of people did)
     
  13. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

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    I have never been to any of those eating establishments.
     
  14. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

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    They (Will Smith) told me that the Earth is populated by aliens from all over the universe and that an agency, secretly funded by the American government, is there to police these immigrants to our peaceful planet.
     
  15. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    oh man! you're all brain washed! I knew this would happen... DAMN YOU BRISTOL_MYERS_SQUIBB!!!

    Ok... you're gonna need my "Brain Rinse"... send your $20 check for "D. Malorkus (campaign fund)" to:

    1010 US Ave
    Suite WE
    Knot U. Va, 00001
     
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