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Tesseract the Snot Factory

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_Tesseract, Feb 25, 2004.

  1. I swear to god my nose must have dripped like dozens of gallons of clear/yellow/white sticky liquid today all comfortably bottled in 2 rolls of toilet paper....my nostrils are more sore than Sylvia Saints asshole.

  2. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    i was sick the last couple days too, so i feel your pain.

    you need some of them soft-ass kleenex tissues with the aloe and moisturiser and shit in it. those things are the dope
  3. TEARZ

    TEARZ Guest

    son... tell me about it. various new hues of snot ranging from amber to neon green are cascading out of my nose-piece.
    being sick blows.

    ERIZENO Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2003 Messages: 1,999 Likes Received: 28
    been sick a week .. today was my first day back at work and its sucking !!!

    my girl has been sick for two weeks ... well where did i get it ... oh yeah.

    head cold like what ??

    no bronchitis like what .... maybe .... fuck i cant hear either my ears are as congested as the rest of my head.

    fuck being sick !!
  5. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18


    I wish I was Turbo.
  6. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    I gotta quit smoking... I can blow tar out my nose on command.
  7. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    thank god, a thread where i can bitch about being sick. i'm sick. i'm bitching about it.
  8. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    wtf are you talking about? that could almost be classed as a super power. never ever let go of them marlboros. maybe even consider upgrading to cigars
  9. caL

    caL Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 2,056 Likes Received: 0
    ^^he wants you to die sooner.
  10. Just woke up to a blizzard. Rode through it on my bike. Now my nose is running too.

    By the way, when a girl blows cum thorugh her nose it looks excactly like snot, isnt that weird?
  11. fethasmcgraw

    fethasmcgraw Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 9, 2004 Messages: 221 Likes Received: 0
    im sick too
    i feel like shit
    i stay home all day
    the power went out yesterday
    i have no cable
    and i am out of books/mags to read

  12. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    WHAT? There has to be a story behind this...
  13. meateater

    meateater Member

    Joined: Nov 17, 2003 Messages: 789 Likes Received: 8
    nothing worse

    than a snotty runny nose..... id rather be sick the way i am now from just getting outa hospital...eating jelly and icecream all week is the collest......i just cant wait for the weekend where i get fukt up on alchol from all the medication that im taking....cheep weekend for me!!
  14. krie

    krie Guest

    My nose is always full of snot.. i suck it back through the nose into my mouth and just spit it out.. easiest way..
  15. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    I started feeling sick a couple of days ago....so what'd I do?

    I rode my bike out and partied like a mad man for fat tuesday.

    I felt a little worse yesterday morning...so what'd I do?

    I went out and drank a couple of bottles of wine with a lady friend.

    I woke up this morning feeling worse than the prior two days...so what am I going to do tonight?

    I've got a race team meeting...and one of my sponsors just happens to be a brewing company. So, yeah, you guessed it...I'm gonna drink my ass off tonight as well.

    I'm sure I'll wake up feeling shitty tomorrow...and everyone knows what I'm gonna do.

    yep...go out and hit the free wine tastings and get fucked up once again. damn near a solid week of drinking.