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telling her for her own good

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Weapon X, Oct 17, 2003.

  1. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    I’m dumping this girl any day now. I never really was feeling it. It’s been hard, because I know she is emotionally fragile, and she really considers herself lucky to be with me.

    So I figure that when I do the deed, I tell her a couple of things for her own good. First, she has bad breath half the time when we kiss. Also, I need to tell her that her tattoos are ugly so she won’t get any more. Yin yangs and Libra scales the size of a quarter are just trash, and she wants more. But the breath thing is very important, or she’ll end up lonely and bitter a long time from now.

    Shit, I know I could go about this coldly, but does anyone have any advice as to how I can put this a lot more delicately?
  2. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,030 Likes Received: 123
    I dated this half black girl for years and she used to have the worst fuckin breath on the planet . Suddenly, after only one time of hinting towards BRUSHING HER FUCKIN TEETH, it was always nice. If you like her and that's her only pit fall, maybe just try hinting at a good brushin before sex...I kinda pushed that I liked the real minty taste while I was kissing...It was corny, but as God and her as my witness, it worked...

  3. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    People tend to take things much better if you compliment them on something before you crush them. Tell her she is a terrific girl and that you love the fact that she has put in so much work to the relationship, but you have some problems that you need to work out with yourself and that the timing was all off for the relationship in the first place. Tell her that maybe under different circumstances things might have worked out. Then hit her with something else nice and then tell her that her tattoos are no good and she should not get any more. Repeat this process of nice/asshole until finished with what you have to.
  4. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
  5. Some1

    Some1 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 14,836 Likes Received: 93
    delicate isnt not the way to go. just be like baby
    i feel that if we dont break up i will kill you so i can feast on your soul.

    Or just be like listen i am going through some rough times right now and i dont think i am going to have time for a relationship make up some problem and be like i am only doing this so i dont neglect you some shit like that. its has worked wonders for me!
  6. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

    just punch her in the face and run.
  7. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    quit being such a fucking girl and just come at her... be honest and forward.
  8. shitmop-1$

    shitmop-1$ Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 12, 2002 Messages: 1,728 Likes Received: 1
  9. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 3
    i would say stop being a bitch and just do it.

    but this reminds me of my friend. see his girl didnt shower. so he cheated on her by going to the massage parlor and then told her about it and then told her to shower.

    so go all out.
  10. suicidebombr

    suicidebombr Member

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  11. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    First of all, I have already planned how I’m gonna dump her, and believe me, it will be hilarious, cold, and childish. But that will be for another thread, maybe.

    I don’t mind hurting her feelings, but I think telling someone they have bad breath after over a month of dating and bullshitting can destroy someone as self conscious and vulnerable this.

    So you guys say that I should tell her straight up that her breath stinks, and that it has this whole time? Alrighty, but it’ll make the dumping part not as out of left field as I’d like it to be.
  12. king kong

    king kong Banned

    Joined: Jul 24, 2003 Messages: 2,292 Likes Received: 0
    buy her a life supply of ice breakers and tell her to hit the road
  13. i11igul

    i11igul Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2003 Messages: 1,810 Likes Received: 0
    watch austin powers with her and play all the parts where they refer to his hygene really loud....