Guest imported_Europe Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 Teen's dying wish for Cameron Diaz blow job not granted http://www.chaser.com.au/fpdb/0068/diaz.jpg'> Morten imagines Diaz (insert) PHILADELPHIA, Monday: The parents of 15-year-old leukaemia patient Josh Morten, who last night passed away after a four year battle with the illness, said they were sorry not to have fulfilled his dying wish to get a blow job from Cameron Diaz. The courageous teenager told his family two months ago that the one thing he'd really like before he died was to be sucked off by the successful Hollywood actress and former model. "Josh never asked for much," his father confided. "He never complained about his illness, or made unrealistic demands. So when he requested fellatio from the star of Charlie's Angels and There’s Something About Mary we thought, sure, that’s the least we can do for him." But attempts to grant Josh his dying wish proved much more difficult than the family had initially thought. Formal requests inviting the star to perform oral sex on their dying son were repeatedly declined. "We wrote, we rang, we faxed," Mr Morten explained. "And every time it was the same answer: 'Sorry, Ms Diaz is currently unable to comply with your request.' I mean, how unsympathetic can you get? We're talking about a dying kid here! Would it kill her?" Mr Morten even made a special trip to Los Angeles, to try to talk to the movie star personally outside the premiere of Gangs of New York. "The crowds were ten deep," he said, "and I'm there yelling out to her from the back: 'Will you go down on my son please!', but she didn’t want to know." With hopes diminishing by the day, Mr Morten placed similar standby requests with the agents representing Catherine Zeta Jones, Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek, but in each case the stars refused to co-operate. "Who do they think they are, these women!" railed Mr Morten. "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SayOne Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 he shoulda asked Bea Arthur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant_Wood Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 ^^^^^^^^^:clown2: la cebolla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 the onion.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 of course its fake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del of course its fake still it's funny as hell. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 haha that kids lookn so sly, "oh yeah hopefully im gonna get blowed by cameron diaz" haha i agree mrs Pres, they had the fukn nerve to ask hahaha. imsgine ringing up "urmm cna i spean to cameron, i wannt to get her to come round n give my son a blow job" , you would feel like an idiot. wooda been cool if he hada goten it, but think about the media press, Cameron would have been labeled "slut" or sumthing. and then so many fans would be calling her going "urmm yeah im 'dying' and was wondering wots the chances of taking u in the ass as i only have a few days left?" haha :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 Originally posted by Vandal4Life :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 When he died do you think his mom jumped on his corpse and started sucking on his limp cack screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 87centHitMan Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 That's a nice picture of her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 what will they think of next. try us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 Originally posted by Europe But attempts to grant Josh his dying wish proved much more difficult than the family had initially thought. duh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 what a bitch not giving a dying kid a blowjob..pfft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 i would have asked Britney Spears. id die VERY happy then...:ballcap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 or christina aguilera in her dirrrty costume Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 ohhh good choice Sneak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 but britney in the school girls = one obsessed sneak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 haha im obssed with her as well. i got a pretty cool screen saver of her. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 Originally posted by krie haha im obssed with her as well. i got a pretty cool screen saver of her. :) :idea: :searching for new screen saver: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 let me help you out there http://www.britneyspears.com/downloads/pop...screensaver.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 many many thanks.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 how old are u sneak ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 i think the same age as you... 124564365645651467 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 yeah same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 woah....no shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 nice one :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 Pretty funny Do you suppose this shit works for dying old guys? ("Come on, Cameron---I could kick the bucket any minute.") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 there's an old joke.... What you call a hooker who can roll play? An Actress! see the kid was aiming way too high. He should have tried asking Jenna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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