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Teen's dying wish for Cameron Diaz blow job not granted

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_Europe, Mar 8, 2003.

  1. Teen's dying wish for Cameron Diaz blow job not granted

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    Morten imagines Diaz (insert)


    PHILADELPHIA, Monday: The parents of 15-year-old leukaemia patient Josh Morten, who last night passed away after a four year battle with the illness, said they were sorry not to have fulfilled his dying wish to get a blow job from Cameron Diaz.

    The courageous teenager told his family two months ago that the one thing he'd really like before he died was to be sucked off by the successful Hollywood actress and former model.

    "Josh never asked for much," his father confided. "He never complained about his illness, or made unrealistic demands. So when he requested fellatio from the star of Charlie's Angels and There’s Something About Mary we thought, sure, that’s the least we can do for him."

    But attempts to grant Josh his dying wish proved much more difficult than the family had initially thought. Formal requests inviting the star to perform oral sex on their dying son were repeatedly declined.
    "We wrote, we rang, we faxed," Mr Morten explained. "And every time it was the same answer: 'Sorry, Ms Diaz is currently unable to comply with your request.' I mean, how unsympathetic can you get? We're talking about a dying kid here! Would it kill her?"

    Mr Morten even made a special trip to Los Angeles, to try to talk to the movie star personally outside the premiere of Gangs of New York. "The crowds were ten deep," he said, "and I'm there yelling out to her from the back: 'Will you go down on my son please!', but she didn’t want to know."

    With hopes diminishing by the day, Mr Morten placed similar standby requests with the agents representing Catherine Zeta Jones, Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek, but in each case the stars refused to co-operate.

    "Who do they think they are, these women!" railed Mr Morten. "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?"
     
  2. SayOne

    SayOne Guest

    he shoulda asked Bea Arthur
     
  3. Grant_Wood

    Grant_Wood Banned

    Joined: Mar 4, 2003 Messages: 589 Likes Received: 0
    ^^^^^^^^^:clown2:

    la cebolla
     
  4. wiseguy

    wiseguy Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 1, 2002 Messages: 2,543 Likes Received: 1
  5. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

  6. Born Loser

    Born Loser New Jack

    Joined: Sep 14, 2001 Messages: 63 Likes Received: 0
    still it's funny as hell.

    :lol:
     
  7. krie

    krie Guest

    haha that kids lookn so sly, "oh yeah hopefully im gonna get blowed by cameron diaz"

    haha i agree mrs Pres, they had the fukn nerve to ask hahaha. imsgine ringing up "urmm cna i spean to cameron, i wannt to get her to come round n give my son a blow job" , you would feel like an idiot.

    wooda been cool if he hada goten it, but think about the media press, Cameron would have been labeled "slut" or sumthing. and then so many fans would be calling her going "urmm yeah im 'dying' and was wondering wots the chances of taking u in the ass as i only have a few days left?"

    haha :lol:
     
  8. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

     
  9. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    When he died do you think his mom jumped on his corpse and started sucking on his limp cack screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
     
  10. 87centHitMan

    87centHitMan Guest

    That's a nice picture of her...
     
  11. TEE_rase_war

    TEE_rase_war Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2001 Messages: 1,717 Likes Received: 1
    what will they think of next.



    try us!
     
  12. sneak

    sneak Guest

    duh
     
  13. alure

    alure Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 18, 2002 Messages: 4,700 Likes Received: 17
    what a bitch not giving a dying kid a blowjob..pfft
     
  14. krie

    krie Guest

    i would have asked Britney Spears. id die VERY happy then...:ballcap:
     
  15. sneak

    sneak Guest

    or christina aguilera in her dirrrty costume
     
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