SaracasticH Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 I will begin my auto biography of Tease, the legend of the west side streets of suburbs of Fresh Flowers Garden. Tease grew up a rough house hold aswell of a rough area. growing up in a 2 door, gararged, 4 bedroom, 2 toliets, and satalite T.V would be considered rugged. along with the many social dysfunctional things he had to deal with. His mother was full time house mom who would beat the living shit out of the pancakes ... early in the morning. Tease would hafe to wake up from his slumber at 8 am in the morning from mom making pancakes, and reciting the lyrics of Ma'Momma'me A. "Every morning was hell. It was like living in a jail bird cage -Tease" Not only was the family dysfunctional. Tease had sever income problems. twice, his mother had to call the hydro company and tell them they wont be able to make there payment untell NEXT WEEK. growing up with little money can be tough. Many ghetto youth join gangs at younge ages for quick cash on the streets. Tease joined his first gang when he was 15, called "The West Side Suburban Slangers." They put in hard work on pushing Advill and cough syrup threw the west side ghetto. when Tease was 16 his mother had found out about his criminal movements. she was soo confused about how to get her poor child of the street, she called social services. Tease, was not to happy about that and decided to run away from home. after 2 nights of sleeping infront of the dirty roach infested food basics, tease decided to come home. he was about to face one of the hardst moments in his life. his mother and father had a histerical breakdown when he was gone. when he returned they harshly greeted him with a "where have you been?!" Tease refused to take bad talk from his mother after pushing Advill and cough syrup threw the streets and spending 2 nights living on the street. he was to street wild to be disaplined. tease now lives in his own condo in Fresh Flowers Garden. his parents struggle everyday to drive down to the bank to insert the cheque for his condo.. Traffic indeed, is bad on monday mornings. this concludes my bio to the rugged life of the legendary Tease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 I am always studying Jonathan Davis. I know almost everything about him. Quiz me and I'll get 100%. But I realize he and I think a lot alike. I can relate to almost every word that comes out of his mouth one way or another. It would be great if I knew him in person, we would get along great because we have a lot in common. That's why I can relate to most of his songs because I go through the same shit. Of course his pain is probibly much worse than mine. But my point is he is one person I can deeply relate to. *Gets tears in eyes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 how has he been coping with his panic attacks recently? sarcastic, dude, you seriously need to run that through spell check! it's almost unreadable. and 'hydro bill'? who the hell calls it hydro? are you australian or something? seeks/krikey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 I can't understand that rubbish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 I don't think the person who made this thread has the authority to create an "official" tease biography. That would be better left up to Seeking or Tyler Durden. I couldn't make sense of it. It was embaressing to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 http://www-users.cs.umn.edu/~lthomas/loser.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 what you wrote is called a biography, not an autobiography. also, by "hafe" i think you mean "have." and the story could have been sooooo much funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 I can't believe nobody has pointed out the fact that if it was an autobiography Teaser would have wrote it himself. the word you were looking for is biography. Just pointing out another of the many things wrong with this attempt at comedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 oooh... synchronicity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 whoooooa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinse Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 here is a good ole' patriotic... wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! ...WHAT THE FUCK?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Tease owns SarcasticH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 the beating the pancakes part was kinda silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 yeah, it somehow wouldn't be appropriate without a misnomer and a misspelling in the title.. duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Wow, you sure fucked that one up. Your best bet is to stop using that name and re-register. I'm thinking that's gonna be your best shot at redemption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Originally posted by 26SidedCube Wow, you sure fucked that one up. Your best bet is to stop using that name and re-register. I'm thinking that's gonna be your best shot at redemption. I am in total agreement. This thread could have had soooo much potential but went off like a wet firecracker. ::Hands SarcasticH a brown paper grocery bag:: Put this over your head and never, ever take it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/11-12/package/PDJpage33.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 what in the shit is that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Sarcastic?? H??? You are nothing to me now. :scowl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIPHER_one Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by S@T@N what in the shit is that. ha I was asking the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 this is weak as fuck seriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by SaracasticH I will begin my auto biography of Tease, the legend of the west side streets of suburbs of Fresh Flowers Garden. Tease grew up a rough house hold aswell of a rough area. growing up in a 2 door, gararged, 4 bedroom, 2 toliets, and satalite T.V would be considered rugged. along with the many social dysfunctional things he had to deal with. His mother was full time house mom who would beat the living shit out of the pancakes ... early in the morning. Tease would hafe to wake up from his slumber at 8 am in the morning from mom making pancakes, and reciting the lyrics of Ma'Momma'me A. "Every morning was hell. It was like living in a jail bird cage -Tease" Not only was the family dysfunctional. Tease had sever income problems. twice, his mother had to call the hydro company and tell them they wont be able to make there payment untell NEXT WEEK. growing up with little money can be tough. Many ghetto youth join gangs at younge ages for quick cash on the streets. Tease joined his first gang when he was 15, called "The West Side Suburban Slangers." They put in hard work on pushing Advill and cough syrup threw the west side ghetto. when Tease was 16 his mother had found out about his criminal movements. she was soo confused about how to get her poor child of the street, she called social services. Tease, was not to happy about that and decided to run away from home. after 2 nights of sleeping infront of the dirty roach infested food basics, tease decided to come home. he was about to face one of the hardst moments in his life. his mother and father had a histerical breakdown when he was gone. when he returned they harshly greeted him with a "where have you been?!" Tease refused to take bad talk from his mother after pushing Advill and cough syrup threw the streets and spending 2 nights living on the street. he was to street wild to be disaplined. tease now lives in his own condo in Fresh Flowers Garden. his parents struggle everyday to drive down to the bank to insert the cheque for his condo.. Traffic indeed, is bad on monday mornings. this concludes my bio to the rugged life of the legendary Tease. http://img3.photobucket.com/albums/v12/Lifter976/June_copy.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 maybe its just another one of tease's personas to bring attention to himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 No. Tease is far smarter than this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 i thought it was sarcasticH too, but look at it again its actually sarAcasticH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Its kind of like one of those things where I know I don't have to but I do feel embaressed for you.. I think you won an award for most disses in a row on 12oz :o i really didn't mean to be so harsh, now IIIIIIIIII feel bad. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by S@T@N what in the shit is that. :lol: HAHAHAHA why don't people ask this of Kr430on5_666's pictures more often?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 did you guys happen to catch saracasticH's thread in 3rd rail about "vandelism equipment" hahahaha, a mod deleted that shit it was so gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by Daze One Million vandelism equipment :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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