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I especially enjoyed the Beverly Hills 90210 and Saved By The Bell bashings.

 

"When David the all-time dork suddenly became "cool" because of his lame-ass Vanilla Ice imitation, give me a break! Even the Bradys would have turned him down for their act. Donna suddenly gets complimented all over the place--she's so talented, and so beautiful, and so smart. Gag me with a silicon implant."

 

"When David all of the sudden started wearing those big earrings.  He thought he was a black rapper and he was really a white dildo.  Also, Donna is not sexy even though she has those new fake big jugs.  Her opening credit is always having her look like a porn star and I'll bet her acting isn't even good enough for that."

 

"Zack attack was cool because of Slater, with his meximullet hairdo and acid-washes Bugle Boys."

 

"get a life, Dustin Diamond."

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