By registering with us, you'll be able to discuss, share and private message with other members of our community.

  1. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum...
    You are currently logged out and viewing our forum as a guest which only allows limited access to our discussions, photos and other forum features. If you are a 12ozProphet Member please login to get the full experience.

    If you are not a 12ozProphet Member, please take a moment to register to gain full access to our website and all of its features. As a 12ozProphet Member you will be able to post comments, start discussions, communicate privately with other members and access members-only content. Registration is fast, simple and free, so join today and be a part of the largest and longest running Graffiti, Art, Style & Culture forum online.

    Please note, if you are a 12ozProphet Member and are locked out of your account, you can recover your account using the 'lost password' link in the login form. If you no longer have access to the email you registered with, please email us at [email protected] and we'll help you recover your account. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum (and don't forget to follow @12ozprophet in Instagram)!


Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by -MOE LESTER-, May 16, 2002.


    -MOE LESTER- Guest

    i figured we should start a new thread about funny stories involving feces...its been a long time since the last thread, so all of you should have had some new poop experiances.....
  2. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 28
  3. Ski Mask

    Ski Mask 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 11,114 Likes Received: 209
    I never understood this whole peeing on restroom floor/shitting in the urinal/shitting in the tank/fecal smearing bender alot of people here seem to be on. The guys who have to clean that shit have a miserable enough job as it is...why the fuck do you want to make them suffer more....I'd feel like an asshole.
  4. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    my boy was drunk one night and pooped in a resturaunts sink. it was at a chinese place. know what the funny part is?

    the sink was in the kitchen...

    this is also the same kid who took a shit on the neighborhood watchs cars hood, also... when he was drunk. so he was on his hood when he did it but know what the funny part is?

    he slipped and sat in his own shit that night. an since he was already sitting in his own shit, an drunk, he smeard his shitty ass all over the car like "fuck it"

    watch out, he'll shit your pants
  5. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  6. ledzep

    ledzep Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 1
    i took a shit in a sink once. i was in pre-K
  7. Sevs210

    Sevs210 Junior Member

    Joined: Nov 13, 2001 Messages: 155 Likes Received: 0
  8. def_mode

    def_mode New Jack

    Joined: Mar 18, 2002 Messages: 11 Likes Received: 0
  9. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    You know whats weird.. how once your hand touches shit... the smell will be there for six to 405849584 hours. no matter how much you wash your fucking hands, the smell still lingers on your pretty soft silky fingers.....
  10. Tofu

    Tofu Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 1,230 Likes Received: 0
    Went to Toots once with two friends, we were rowdy having just been skating at the local skatepark...I was bored with my onion rings (i'm sure you other vegans know the feeling when you're stuck at a restaurant with meat-eaters) and decided to go take a shit. I was about to build my log cabin when I had the brilliant idea that I oughtta take the lid off the back tank and shit in it, then put the lid back on! Damn glad I wasted their bloodmoney if you ask me, and it was fun too! When I came back out of the bathroom the restaurant was even more packed than before, being about 1:00 in the afternoon, and my friends were laughing their asses off about having taken the picture of a (presumably bloated) mulleted fat redneck woman in her thirties who got up from her seat with her pants un-buttoned and unzipped, with her pink panties billowing out. It was a great fucking picture, too...still have a copy :) Ahhh, good times. I miss them.
  11. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    so your the fucker that took a picture of my mom.
  12. dai

    dai Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2001 Messages: 1,052 Likes Received: 0
    Taco Bell gave me cold food that gave me the shits, so in return...i returned and shit in there sink. Maybe you should consider drinking from the sinks in public restrooms next time...
  13. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    ahh my boss walked in on me taking a shit the other day...
    there i was reading a magazine taking a dump
    and my boss walks in, he knew damn well i was in there
    then he got this grin on his face and proceeded
    to throw things in through the door at me
    it was all fun and games until he started throwing
    orangeoff hand cleaner (that stuff with orange oil and rocks in it)
    belive me it stings eyes like no other

    but he got his later that day when i hit him in the nuts with a wrench

    SPLINTER Guest

    i once took a shit in a kmart urinal back when i was like 6 or 7. i wanted to shit real bad but there was only one toilet and there was some guy in there for like half an hour and i kept telling him to hurry up but he kept telling me to shut up so i kept leaving and coming back. i expected this big football player looking guy to be taking a half our shit so i was scared. it finally got to where i couldnt hold it so i shit in the urinal and wiped my ass with the paper towels. when the guy was about to step out the stall i hid behind the trashcan (ashamed of my actions) only to witness a midget exiting the stall. im not sure why but it makes me laguh to think he prolly shit half his body wieght if he was inthere so long.

    at the same kmart probably a year later i need to take a piss but the urinal didnt work :confused: so i had to wait till the guy finished cleaning the toilet. once he came out i saw that is was the same guy that always kicked me out of the store (just an escort to the front of the store) when i would play with all the toys in the store (i was poor, couldnt afford to take em home) so he yells "you better no dirty it, it took me long enuff to clean it!" so preceeded to take my revenge for the sadness he caused in the past and pissed on everything and anything. it felt good.
  15. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    youre the man now dog