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Taking 1 For The Team

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Pistol, Aug 13, 2001.

  1. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    What kinda stories you guys got? I remember on tim a few years back when I was chillin with my homies. And some chick calls up his pad and wants to come over. So he's like yeah come over. He's like it's just me and 2 homies over here. So she's like I'm gonna bring my friend. So he tells us Darlene and Dawn are gonna roll up in a few. He's like "yo Pistol you wanna get in there? and hit that shit?" I'm like "Well does she kick?" and "What does she look like?She Aint FAT is she? There both like nah she aint FAT FAT. He like yeah I was with here before and so was homie right there. So I was like why the fuck if both you guys had that shit why are you guys so anxious to send her my way?? So then she drops by. And DAYYUMM. Bitch was F-A-T! Not even fat with a pretty face. So I was like Nah I aint getting with that tank. So their there for like 5 minutes and she says shes a race car driver. So then they decide to go pick up some beer from across the street. So me and homie leave in my car stop at the supermarket grab some cigarettes and take off. We was like fuck that he's on his own, we aint hitting that. So were cruising Whittier Blvd looking for some freaks and oh shit it's them right behind us. So they start chasing us. I was going all superfast and shit on Whittier Blvd when it's all packed with cruiser's and cops, changing lanes and shit. Finally we think we escaped that beast. So we pull on a side street and turn off the lights but keep the car running just in case. Then she pulls up and we see her at the corner so we sped off again. We ditched her and my homie kept calling my cell. Needless to say I didnt answer. It's kinda fucked that nobody took one for the team but, that shit was funny. And all parties involved laughed about that shit later.

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    "The great man is sparing in words and prodigal in deeds."
    Confucius , Analects
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  2. dr. frink one

    dr. frink one Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 7, 2001 Messages: 3,638 Likes Received: 1
    funny, but kind of sad. As great as that story was, I would hate to be the guy that a girl had to "take one for the team" for...ouch
     
  3. atc

    atc Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2001 Messages: 588 Likes Received: 0
    fuck the team.

    there aint no I in team, but ironically enough, theres an I (eye) in blind. pretty fucked up huh?
     
  4. tow up from tha flow up !

    tow up from tha flow up ! Member

    Joined: May 31, 2001 Messages: 878 Likes Received: 1
    there's no 'i' in team.. but there is a m-e.
     
  5. MASk!

    MASk! Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 7, 2000 Messages: 1,356 Likes Received: 1
    i believe you forgot the T
     
  6. *ZEMONEDOE$

    *ZEMONEDOE$ Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 4, 2001 Messages: 6,137 Likes Received: 0
    if thers rolls,ima roll.
    nah mean.
    no fat chicks,homer simpson
     
  7. MeroSeis

    MeroSeis Banned

    Joined: Apr 10, 2000 Messages: 1,616 Likes Received: 0
    word to god Mero dogs dont fuck with no hefty bitches. They could swallow babies and take nut in the eye till they see my kids but hell no I ain't hittin that shit, Get a wop throw her the duece and step.

    MEROMAN
    FUCKAHO
    MERODOG
    MAJORLB
    MEROONE
     
  8. nemersion

    nemersion Junior Member

    Joined: May 10, 2000 Messages: 187 Likes Received: 0
    hhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
     
  9. jungle cat

    jungle cat Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 19, 2000 Messages: 3,453 Likes Received: 0
    fuck the team. i wont take shit for the team.
     
  10. TOY

    TOY New Jack

    Joined: May 16, 2001 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    yeah, i say that shit all the time. fuck a team. sometimes your better off on your own. if youre the only one pulling weight while the others are slacking...fuck that
     
  11. MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 6,494 Likes Received: 1
    I hate fat girls, almost as much as I hate my friends. Ok, I guess I am fat(6'2-3" 210lbs not built at all.) and all my friends are either super skinny or built like a mofo, so anyway, every Hot girl always has a fat or ugly best friend, and I guess my friends think that because I am fat I like fat chicks, hell no. "Hey, *****, so and so's friend is gonna be there you should get with her." "Yeah ok whatever, is she attractive?" "Kinda...a little husky..." then all night my friend's tongue is down some hot girl's throat while I am stuck on a couch somewhere talking to some fat girl, avoid any topic close to sex.

    I hate my life.

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    Girls suck.
     
  12. layteks

    layteks Guest

    .......No man, keep it real, its all about self confidence.. bitches dig self confidence if you can use it the right way..

    Tall, short, skinny, fat, ugly, war amp whatever as long as you keep your head up and don't settle for just any snapper that cums winkin at cha
     
  13. Klypse

    Klypse Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 2,533 Likes Received: 0
    Haha that story was quite funny. I hate hideous beasts like that.
     
  14. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    I found myself talking to the fat bitch about sports and anything except sex. You had to cause the "Hefty" one is always the fucking driver. If she wants to go everyone has to go. Fine girls NEED to drive.

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    "The great man is sparing in words and prodigal in deeds."
    Confucius , Analects
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  15. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    for every group of hot girls there must be one fat one. and vice versa.
     
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