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Take Your Camera To Work Day

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dog Chapman, Jun 3, 2006.

  1. One Man Banned

    One Man Banned Dirty Dozen Crew

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    We have?? Where the fuck were they when we had Asia threads rolling?

    Gan! (I know, they don't use it like that).
    Ni hao?
     
  2. Steel Schnauzer

    Steel Schnauzer Dirty Dozen Crew

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  3. Hua Guofang

    Hua Guofang Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Oh, please tell me that dog has been trained to piss in the dunny can!
     
  4. Steel Schnauzer

    Steel Schnauzer Dirty Dozen Crew

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    No actually my cleaning lady forgot to give them water and when I got home she was up there drinking water from that position what I find hard to believe is how she didn’t fall in.
     
  5. Hua Guofang

    Hua Guofang Dirty Dozen Crew

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    No less impressive.

    Hope said cleaning lady was appropriately contrite regards her non-trivial oversight.
     
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  6. One Man Banned

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    I bet your cleaning lady steals your booze
     
  7. Hua Guofang

    Hua Guofang Dirty Dozen Crew

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    When I lived in Beijing, the only time I could afford a cleaning lady, I came home from uni early one day to find her feet up on the coffee table, talking on my phone to her relatives in Anhui, watching TV. Best part was, she didn't flinch when I came in and just sat there doin her thang like I was in her house.

    I gave it to her when I moved out. I rented the place through a company that facilitated foreigners studying in China, and denied her plots to rip me off with a bunch of bullshit claims and exposed her links to the landlord. I could deal with paying her phone bills, having her stash of baijiu in my freezer and paying her to do fuck all (the place was never clean) because she was working for a pittance and grew up during the Cultural Revolution and never stood a chance. But fuck you, you don't get to rip my fucking bond off too!

    Fuck you; Sunday stout.
     
  8. Steel Schnauzer

    Steel Schnauzer Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Well I do fuck my cleaning lady from time to time.
     
  9. Hua Guofang

    Hua Guofang Dirty Dozen Crew

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    I hope she’s the 60+ Mexican that I’m picturing. In saying that, I did have one cute one that I’d have hit up if I wasn’t already spoken for.
     
  10. One Man Banned

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    That's a part of take your camera to work day we may want to see, emphasis on said lady of course.
     
  11. Steel Schnauzer

    Steel Schnauzer Dirty Dozen Crew

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    4CA79F01-5109-4896-B209-DFCD87E16E28.jpeg Here’s a couple photos of her I’m not posting videos just because she does a lot for me
     
  12. Steel Schnauzer

    Steel Schnauzer Dirty Dozen Crew

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  13. Steel Schnauzer

    Steel Schnauzer Dirty Dozen Crew

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  14. Brewster Baker

    Brewster Baker 12oz Loyalist

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    For those that know.

    /dude

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