Guest beardo Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 http://kidshealth.org/kid/health_problems/infection/headers_27465/pinworm.gif'> i was informed today of an awful truth that resides in 70-80% of our asses. pinworms. a co-worker informed me of the awfully disgusting parasite that lives in most peoples colons. that is right amigos, pinworms. they come out of your ass at night and lay eggs, causing terrible itchiness and reddening of the rectal area. most of the time, people don't know they have them and they don't do any harm anyway, but they are about 1cm long and lay eggs every night. there is a "scotch tape test" to see if you got em. you put scotch tape on your balloonknot hole and go to bed. In the morning, pull off the tape and look. you may see mommy worms, or white dots. white dots can be confirmed as eggs under microscope. there are non-rx drugs to rid you of these nasty things, but you'll just get them again. The eggs can float in the air and land in your mouth. thats where you get em. http://www.kidshealth.org/kid/ill_injure/s...ck/pinworm.html What Are Pinworms? Pinworms, also called seatworms or threadworms, are a common infection of the intestines. Many of the kids in your school have probably had pinworms at one time, and it's nothing to be afraid of. Pinworm eggs get inside your body through your mouth and they pass through your digestive system. The eggs hatch in your small intestine and, as they develop, they move on to the large intestine where they find a warm, dark place to live. The pinworms grab onto the wall of your large intestine. After about 2 weeks, the female pinworms move to the end of your large intestine and then move out of the body to lay their eggs around your anus. http://www.asmusa.org/division/c/photo/pinworm1.JPG'> http://www.cat.cc.md.us/courses/bio141/labmanua/lab22/images/pinworm.jpg'> beardo/i learned something new today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 :eek: uhhh....:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 ugh. http://freephoto-i.net/users/psmileys/puke.gif'> thanks beardo just before lunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crso Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 that's nasty.:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 man fuck that shit...damnit beardo...now im all freaked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 worms in my butt....... become one with the pin worm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 there are millions of tiny microscopic organisms that live on your body constantly , even on your eyballs right now . im not surprised . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 yes, there are millions of organisms living in/on us, but there is a difference between symbioisis and parasitism. The mites that live on our skin eat dead skin cells, and therefore cleans us. a worm living in your intestines or colon doesn't do anything beneficial to you, and sometimes can be harmful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewish Task Force Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Just consider tham pets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 good point . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Dammit.......thanks a fucking lot. Now my ass is itching........:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 iam now considering sleeping with sellotape on my arsehole. thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialRapisT Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 JEBUS! gawd this scotch tape is chaffing my ars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sectorTVA Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 interesting, but i dont think anything can compare to that fucking CANDIRU catfish...you know...the fuckers that crawl into your 'peehole', and fuck your dick up....that shit aint cool at all.....someone made a thread on the fuckers a while ago....it was very.....disturbing....and yes. camel spiders and brown recluses suck as well.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewish Task Force Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 So if I fart really loud and hard, you know the kind where you almost shit your pants, wont I just blow the little buggers out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 yo i think this is some sort of a joke to get people to tape up their butts...think about it, if you put tape over that thing its going do some damage to remove the next morning...and what happenes if you fart with tape on there and it cant escape? its bound to shoot straight out your belly button....ok so im bullshitting about the farting part, but not about the hurting when you remove the tape....someone try this and prove me wrong. please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blink_ATX Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 thats gross i got hemoroids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 it would hurt like fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 OH MY GOD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 oh shit i remember when i was trippin on shrooms i was tellin my friends bout those. an we figured out that what beavis and butthead prolly meant when they referred to buttnoids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 yeah that shits true. I think i may of had them. Just resist the urge to itch your ass at night and it will all be good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HELLSATAN Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 hemroids are worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 so, its kinda like a biore strip for my leather cheerio? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 breakfast of champions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Re: worms in my butt....... Originally posted by willy.wonka hey,ive had them for years...i cherish them and have become one with the pin worm...it feels so great...imagine a world where everybody is beautiful...come join us. hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 actually the website said to use DUCT TAPE and not Scotch Tape.. Also, if your having difficulties keeping it on, to super glue it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 its better than having lice, i guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Originally posted by footsoldier yo i think this is some sort of a joke to get people to tape up their butts Hahahaha, I'm totally with this guy. This is just waaay too ridiculous to be true. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 http://www.3rdshift.org/3sbb/images/smilies/moon.gif'> "what next?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODW Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 if this isnt a joke, i assume these are just like tapeworms. o well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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