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take the fucking clue....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by boogie hands, Mar 28, 2005.

  1. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    what the fuck is wrong with people? you call me, leave a message, i dont respond so you decide to call me again? do they think their perseverance is going impress me into picking up the phone?

    because of this person bothering me (they even went so far as to have their personal assistant call me with a follow up message) on my day off, ive put together the boogie hands guide to using the telephone so that you can avoid pissing off your friends with your poor phone etiquette.

    1)no personal phone calls are too be made until 10am on weekdays and 12pm on weekends.
    2)odds are good i, and a lot of other people arent going to pick up the phone...caller id and voice mail exist for a reason and its so i can find out if i want to talk to the person calling me without actually having to pick up the phone.
    3)at this point i am probably sitting on the couch waiting to see who is on the phone so LEAVE A FUCKING MESSAGE you douche.
    4)this is the critical point so pay attention. if you dont leave a message then you have lost your right to call this person back later in the day. odds are good the same thing is going to happen and your just wasting everyones time. if you did leave a message then you have lost your right to call this person back for at least 3 days. if you dont hear from them on monday you have to wait until thursday before you can call again and at that point you have used up your one remaining unsolicited phone call and have to wait until you get a call back....otherwise your a dick. now if i dont call you back odds are good that i dont want to talk to you at this point in time. please believe that calling me again is just going to make me not want to talk to you even more than i already do, so dont do it.

    that said im now going to go turn off my phone and take a nap.
     
  2. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    I have 260 of 300 minutes left for the month of march.
     
  3. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    You might want to consider not having a cell phone at all , sounds like you dont really want to talk to anybody .
     
  4. AORAone

    AORAone Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 6,460 Likes Received: 32
    sorry man, i just needed some stuff.....you know....have you re-uped man?? ...igottafindsomethingman.....sorrybouthecalls...mustfindrugs
     
  5. saraday

    saraday Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 2,054 Likes Received: 1
    a certain ex does that to me... constantly..

    it drives me insane.
     
  6. The Leader

    The Leader Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 23, 2005 Messages: 1,591 Likes Received: 1
    a pretty annoying thing is when people call back after you hang up on them.


    sorry, but if you didn't get in whatever the fuck you had to say before you pissed me off and i hung up, tough shit.

    ex of mine does this all the time.
     
  7. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    I like to pretend I'm important by sporting a cell phone.
     
  8. Nekro

    Nekro Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Messages: 2,568 Likes Received: 1
    I just don't like talking on the phone. It's wierd to me.
     
  9. 8onus

    8onus Banned

    Joined: Apr 18, 2004 Messages: 1,052 Likes Received: 1
    oh no...you see....its the other way for me.
    i am that mother fucker who will keep calling, especialy if i know you're one of those cats who always has his phone on him no matter what. think you're too good to talk to my ass? where do you get the fucking nerve (i am not speaking directly to anyone here), arogant ass bitches. where the fuck do you get off not picking up my call, day or night i pick my phone up no matter what, i have showed up to my buddy's house before for doing that, i (litteraly) kicked in the door and said "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?". ex girlfeinds are different but not really, when you get that pussy you get all it's attatched to, so thats why i dont cheat on bitches cause god damnit i know men who have paid, one even has a slug in the back of his head to this day. not picking calls, sorry to inconveinience your important ass, cause we all know that your time is soooo valuable and i can't afford it right, potato faced bitches, you don't wanna pick up MY phone calls? this aint about me getting my feelings hurt, this is about human decency, this is about JUSTICE!
    I'M TAKING BACK THIS CITY, I'M BRING THIS SHIT TO YOUR FRONT FUCKING DOOR AND I'M BRING THE STREETS WITH ME
    OUT!
     
  10. the_gooch

    the_gooch 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 15, 2002 Messages: 11,566 Likes Received: 431
    i need a personal assistant!
     
  11. mkonji

    mkonji Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 384 Likes Received: 0

    Uncontrolable repressed anger alert!
     
  12. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    [​IMG]
    Boogie hands, im coming for you...
     
  13. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    if it's not all that important, i don't leave a message.... or if i'm calling from a payphone.. because, what am i going to say? "hey.. this is vanity.. im at the payphone at the BP station on MLK... just wanted ton see what was up.. so i decided to waste my 50 cents leaving this message."
     
  14. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2

    :haha:

    Changing the world, one phone call at a time...
     
  15. WRECKONIZE

    WRECKONIZE Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 15, 2003 Messages: 1,282 Likes Received: 1
    i try to never leave messages unless its life or death. either the person is there at the time or they arent, caller id will let them know whats up.

    but on a side note i get some many pointless phone calls on my cellphone its rediculous. i have been in a cycle for a few years now of having a cellphone for a couple of months, then getting rid of it for a month or two because im fed up with it, then getting another one cause i think i need it! it sucks balls cause its nice to have when you need it, but eats a dick when you dont. fuck em
     
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