dELiSs Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 what talents do u have? me... i like to think im somewhat creative...i can run pretty fast .. i give dope massages and thats it. so basically..i dont have any real talent.. i should just cook and clean cuz im a girl... well not really im bored and amused by making fun of myself...obviously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 I need proof would you mind running over here real fast and giving me a massage. I couldn't resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted February 12, 2002 Author Share Posted February 12, 2002 hmmm sorry sir but you'd have to come here. thats just how it works ..besides im here, the massage oils are here... it just makes sense. i got this new oil that smells like pina colada..yumm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 I guess talent wise I can drive really fast freeway/street whatever and not crash or get caught. I've gotten away from cops that way. Speaking of cops I can spot them out from distance. Other talents include massages too. Weird talent I can flair my nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted February 12, 2002 Author Share Posted February 12, 2002 oOooh massages u say? maybe u can help me out - i always give massages but never get any back...:lick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol Weird talent I can flair my nose. I'll battle you for nose flaring supremeness... When I flare MY nose, I get a cool dimple in the middle of my chin. BEAT THAT SUCKA. I can also wiggle my ears, and make three rolls with my tongue. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 Sounds like you got the game face during the nose flairing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 i can get whores and sluts with ease... what?! what?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 i can masturbate with a freocity matched by no other. uhhhhh i dunno im actually really good at massages. i have mad stamina.... im also good at another thing this icon may give a hint :yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blood as ink Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 whatever talent i find out i have i always somehow manage to fuck it up later...ughh..i can cook...sorta. i drink too much coffee...that's a talent right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 my talent is that i can piss people off as quick as lightning. i know exactly what to say to fire someone up and get them super pissed off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. ABC my talent is that i can piss people off as quick as lightning. i know exactly what to say to fire someone up and get them super pissed off me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 actually i know what im good at, i can tell people for who they are within 5 minutes of meeting them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 im good at alot of things , theres not much im not good at , generally speaking............except i cant drive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrickjilbert Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 http://www.lyrics.com/m/mystikal/ghetto.fabulous.jpg'> I HAVE THE GIFT OF RHYME, DOGG. Microphone check (what), check one Microphone check (what), check two Microphone check (what), check three Microphone check (huh), check four What chall niggas wanna do, how yall wanna do it? Huh, check one Kick this shit raw That's the nigga (8X) Turn your hands towards your ass and say bye bye From the southside, southside, puff, ya ya ya Nothin but the fiya ya Eardrums snatchin champion cheap rhyme busters till the day I die I say I lie Bitch I'll be fuckin on your grave singin ay la ba I throw em off, I'm two scoops for coo coo I swoosh through your froot loops, poo poo in your fubu Yall niggas remember what happened to that mosquito Tweeter tweeter MC, the sweeter I'll read ya meter Stop your water turn off your gas cut off your lights Move you out, cut your grass, watch your kids, fuck your wife Like a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich I'm good Mm hmm, like syrup on the biscut and orange juice could Come and take me by the hand and walk ya I'm the thief in the night that slide your droors off ya Watch where ya steppin I'm a verbal weapon Bring more pain then when John Wayne came on old westerns What is the actual fuckin meaning I come in this bitch, without leavin this bitch that think we leaning It's been like that since way back I used to rock eight tracks before I rocked eight decks Concepts goin stay fat, concerts goin stay packed Ownership's goin stay black, nigga this is payback I scrape ya somethin crawlin to establishment Now I'm country club livin from the scribble scrabblin my talent Proper proper droppin somethin decent Yall niggas is as fucked up as Santa Clause for easter I'm a keep comin as long as KLC keep drummin And the only way to stop me is call the people for me Fuck them people, I'll fuck over you if I have to That's the nigga, that's that bastard That's the nigga (15X) Who that say they can't sale boy? They the third ward huh, the 12th ward for all y'all My dogs, my boys and my hogs Gutiers on these boys and get down and go off All sides get high when they ride to my words They mine and they high when I'm live in concert Stop what your thinking This ain't no showoff of my business I don't need nine or ten pack of rappers with me I'm independent, make frontin, stuntin suckers lose thier stomach They lose their clout, their cool And after I come in the cut they lose thier woman Hello ghetto fabulous and big mansions And fine fabrics Like a man much money comes automatic You don't wanna battle with a hardcore rhyme fanatic Full speed ahead vocabulary acrobatic That's him, that's that rapper That's the man, that's the nigga That's that bastard That's the nigga (5X) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 talents??? art..different kinds of art.. im smart..i solve any puzzle..."i know why"i see through peoples fakeness ...even my own..................................................... i can dance like a rude boy all night long im a killer......i have a mind of animal instincts im a great lover...i know thats a talent right there..:D among friends or certain situations i bring peace.... i can drink plenty.... i rhyme...flow like wattah... i can split a car,just by looking at it i kinda sorta still skate...im good enough that i can call it a talent... i can get all of hawaiis graf writers to hate me.. i fight the good fight in my world i am KING! :king: even though i know im not....not in the real world...my world... i used to play saxaphone!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 i can play an instrument and for some reason im under the impression i can make a career (sp?) out of it. i can wrestle big yellow labs who are a lot stronger than me at the kennel i work at. i can wake up early and make coffee i had already set up in the coffee maker, so all i had to do was flip a switch...now thats talent:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 Originally posted by kaesthebluntedwonder i can wrestle big yellow labs who are a lot stronger than me at the kennel i work at now theres a good time :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 Mystikal has no taalent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 talent? who needs stinking talent?! hmmm.... -i can draw -i can latin dance (salsa, merengue, cha cha, tango, etc) -i can dance britney spears' "i'm a slave for you"---i'm a dork, i know. -i can walk in high heels -cook great spaghetti and other dishes -i have a zine that i put out -i can ride a fixed gear -i can walk on my hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 Are you talking about things that you can do well or things that you have a God/Goddess given talent for? There are many many things that I can do well, but have had to work at to get so good. As for real talents.... I can get a very accurate impression off of a person from a short meeting I have a good feel for decorating and what looks good in homes I can roll my eyes in different directions (separately) I draw people to me who have problems (looking for advice, symphathy, etc.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jades_blue Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 -move my feet to any funky beat and I can do it with style. -i'm creative with crafts and ish. -i can make pens with peoples names on them. (although I haven't done that since high school - but that falls under crafts) -smoke blunts til the sun comes up. -nack for decorating. -home made soups. -run. - i was a track star at one time. there are more. I swear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 I can completely fool those people who said "I can figure anyone out in 5 minutes". but seriously... I've got the gift of gab. oh... and I can turn them out right quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Bombastic Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 Originally posted by WhenOne i can get whores and sluts with ease... what?! what?! oh so those are the 'projects' u were talking about! um, i wouldn't really consider those projects bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oner Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 i play drums. that rizap was tizight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggernaut Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 Originally posted by blood as ink i drink too much coffee...that's a talent right? heh.. funny. my talents: i can work on cars. i'm a wealth of knowledge on how to hot-rod all makes of cars, and how to build low-buck monsters in all marques and eras. i'm a decent artist, although i've been slipping HARD. i can fuck up conversations with girls in no time flat. i can get musty when i sleep. i see that as a gift more than a talent, though. i can spend money in no time flat. you should see me at tax time.. "i made XX,XXX last year?! where the fuck*%^#!?!???!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/gothtroopers/153-ts-1006090843940.gif'> 'commercial hip hop is awesome." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 i can spend money in no time flat. you should see me at tax time.. "i made XX,XXX last year?! where the fuck*%^#!?!???!" no shit... I could be behind the wheels of a very nice car by now, or shacking up with a VERY expensive call girl for a month! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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