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Sweet Revenge

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ASER1NE, Apr 4, 2005.

  1. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    Heres the deal,
    There is a crazy woman that lives below me , Seriously she's a nutcase. She freaks out on me almost everytime I run into her in the building or tosses me dirty looks, yells about how teenagers are so fuckin dumb (like im still a teenager wtf) etc. No matter how quiet i am , shes forever bangin on the ceiling and screaming her head off , even if im just walking to the kitchen, shitter, bed ....

    This has been pretty well constant for over a year , and the other day my Girlfriend and i were watching a movie and i sat down on the couch , apperantly that is really loud , (like i dont hear the ppl above me everyday, thats life ) and the bitch came storming up and POUNDED on my door , i opened it half laughing and she proceeded to SCREAM at me for the next 6 mins . Ok w/e let her be a crazy bitch what do i care right , but then i woke up the next day and my windows and my new BBQ had been egged....

    Now im mad, and am in need of ideas that will cause maximum grief for her and amusement for me, She also doesnt know that im moving at the end of the month anyhow, but i still need my sweet revenge.

    So far i was thinking id just buy a couple hundred crickets from the pet store , and let em loose throught her mailbox slot .
  2. The Leader

    The Leader Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 23, 2005 Messages: 1,591 Likes Received: 1
    Instead of walking to the bathroom you should start hopping.

    Excercise for you. Torment for her.
  3. D0WN

    D0WN Member

    Joined: Jan 15, 2005 Messages: 547 Likes Received: 56
    Take a dump. Pick it up. Smear it all over her door knob.
  4. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    yes...be LOUD. you are moving out anyway.

    make sure you have really loud sex w/your girlfriend too.
  5. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    the crickets thing would be a good idea, or mice.

    I would start off with little things everyday...like one while she is out put vaseline on her door knob...she will have a hell of time getting in. If you all share the same a/c and heating system the day you move out take a shit down one of the vents. Since she lives below you your poo will go into her vents via gravity. If you can get into her apartment go in there and just do some small things to mess with her. Kinda like what happened in amelie. If she has a car try droppin some smell liquid down her vents. It will the car a nice little smell when the air comes on.

    Or you could accidently bleed on her and tell her you have AIDS.
  6. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
  7. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    Oh yeah im on both of those already :king:
  8. TEE_rase_war

    TEE_rase_war Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2001 Messages: 1,717 Likes Received: 1
    you have a new BBQ?

    lets make some food and procede to shit on her patio. you know im down for some revenge.

    CRAMPS Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2003 Messages: 1,600 Likes Received: 0
    got a nice sound system?...got bassy tunes?.....death metal?

    aim them at floor...turn to 11...and enjoy.

    you can always just jump up and down really hard and scream at the floor.

    and when sh comes to yell at you...just scream right back..dont fight with her...just scream spycotic nonsence and stip and thrash like a three year old fishing out on power rangers.

    i feel for you...i got pissed off by your story
  10. TEE_rase_war

    TEE_rase_war Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2001 Messages: 1,717 Likes Received: 1
    i had an idea:

    everytime you go out job hunting/whatnot turn on an alarm bell, or some home made rig that makes one fucked up kind of noise. Eventually she will move out because you will win the battle, obviously.
  11. GamblersGrin

    GamblersGrin Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 24, 2003 Messages: 3,243 Likes Received: 16
    dont answer your door when she bangs. you can play tunes loud till 10 pm at nite before the cops can really do anything when you live in an apt. the crickets idea is pretty good. you can always do little things like send her a ton of magazine subscriptions by way of those little postcards that fill every magazine these days, put gorilla glue in her keyhole of her house door or car door, something thats always funny is sending religious people to her house to talk to her (you can set up appointments so they come at a certain time so you can send em there when you know shell be home), send strippers/escorts there late at nite (you pay cash when they get there so theyll bug out on her).
  12. source

    source Junior Member

    Joined: Dec 24, 2004 Messages: 167 Likes Received: 0
    mackfatso-best idea yet.

    or, you can just leave on loud music whenever you leave....she can pound on the door all day and nobodys gonna answer or turn off the music, i know that would piss me the fuck off.
  13. 8onus

    8onus Banned

    Joined: Apr 18, 2004 Messages: 1,052 Likes Received: 1
    i will dispurse to you my wealth of knowledge on tenant revenge, i have come to call my self the "project prankster" over the years because i have recieved so many complaints from the admin office that i could fill a shoebox.

    rubbing alcohol, lighter fluid, string, small counter counter weights, wet rag.

    if your balcony is directly above hers, pour a shit load of rubbing alcohol down on her guard rail, then soak a peice of string in lighter fluid and attatch something that can be used as counter weight. wrap your hand in the wet rag, lower the string down so it touches her hand rail. wait for the bitch to come home, as soon as you hear her at the door, light the string, and then pull it back up. rubbing alcohol burns fast as hell and will not leave any marks which can't be washed off of metal. its harmless, but for about 45 seconds she will think satan is on her balcony.

    bird seed
    just dump a shit load of bird seed on her balcony/patio at about 2 or 3 am. she will wake up to mountians of rock hard bird feces. this is classic

    cocaine, an envelope, a phone
    mail the bitch cocaine from a random location and call the narcotics division's anonymous tip line. put a fork in the bitch cause she's done

    i got more. i will post later

    why are random bitches IMing me?

    SecretSforaBUCK1: hey im a better artist then you
    CapitalMixMonkey: i know but my dick is bigger
    CapitalMixMonkey: who be you
    SecretSforaBUCK1: haha
    SecretSforaBUCK1: my names danielle marsh
    SecretSforaBUCK1: im on myspace
    SecretSforaBUCK1: your dick is bigger
    CapitalMixMonkey: ok
    CapitalMixMonkey: and
    SecretSforaBUCK1: idk?
    SecretSforaBUCK1: for some reason your on my buddy list
    CapitalMixMonkey: uh...beats the hell out of me, are you cut and legal?
    SecretSforaBUCK1: sure why not
    CapitalMixMonkey: oh i meant cute and legal
    SecretSforaBUCK1: yes
    CapitalMixMonkey: how old?
    SecretSforaBUCK1: hahah
    SecretSforaBUCK1: no i dont know
    SecretSforaBUCK1: im not im 17
    CapitalMixMonkey: BLOCKED!
    SecretSforaBUCK1 signed off at 5:38:53 PM.
  14. dr.testical

    dr.testical Senior Member

    Joined: May 26, 2003 Messages: 1,236 Likes Received: 0
    something we call anti freeze
    make her a jug of kool aind or pour half hypnotiq half anti freeze go dowen there apoligize be like yeah your right im sorry heres a gift to show my deepest apoligies and i hope to you see you on good terms next timne blah blah ,
    be like lets try it out ive never had it pour her some and be like uh oh my moms calling me
  15. AORAone

    AORAone Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 6,460 Likes Received: 32
    why dont you just punch her in the face?