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I was going through a filing cabinet at my old school, when I came accross the file on some kid who got expelled and it listed everything he had done, and had photocopies of all his reports/letters home/detention slips, everything. Such a good read. This kid was fuckeries maybe I will scan some, its good for a laff.

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suspended 2x in high school

 

once for going to a b-ball game wasted then puking on our nun principal and in her office. it was all green puks cuz i was drinking creme de mint. eeewww

 

 

the second was for OD on painkillers in an assembly /all school meeting. i ended up in the hospital that time.

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I had to go to detention ONCE. Our gym teacher was demonstrating how to do squats, and I made a farting sound with my mouth when he crouched. He didn't find it funny.

 

And that was it.

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During gym class a kid in my highschool put his hand down his pants and stuck his thumb out of his zipper, and then stuck his thumb in some kid's ear who was doing situps. This kid doing situps freaked out and thought that he just had a penis stuck in his ear and went berserker. A few days later the kid who did the sticking got expelled.

 

I got a suspension for selling copies of the building matser key to other kids and forging parent signatures.

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Guest im not witty

oh man, suspended 3 times. once for skipping class, once for something that i cant remember.

 

then, at a different school . oh man thanks for reminding me of this shit, hella funny. i was in a computer/typing class and i wrote this limmerick little ryhme thing about one of the head cheerleaders being a slut and what have you. i wrote it while typing with the screen off, so no one could see, this was right at the end of class. then the bell rang and i , like a dummy walked out thinking my computer was off cause of the blank screen.

 

some snitch in the next class who sat in my chair turned me in. hahaha classic. i would give anything for a copy of that shit, i cant remember a single line. but i remember the principal even saying to my parents that it was obvious i had writing ability why did i need to waste it doing shit like that. ahaha

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Originally posted by El Mamerro

I had to go to detention ONCE. Our gym teacher was demonstrating how to do squats, and I made a farting sound with my mouth when he crouched. He didn't find it funny.

 

And that was it.

:lol:

 

i was suspendd once for drinking on a fieldtrip, but tis not on my school record, so i guess it dosen't count.

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I've only had 3 or so suspensions, never lucky enough to get expelled.

 

1. Flipping out at a teacher and throwing a desk/flipping principal's desk over.

 

2. Scrawling graffiti/death threats to some fag across the tables in Science.

 

3. Skipping school/class/selling porn.

 

Yeah..and I just started Highschool :o

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middle school:

stealing and selling stolen things

illegal fireworks

 

highschool(only got in trouble in 9th grade):

skipping

expelled for drugz

being too radical

 

in middle school there was this kid Morris who was a really ridiculous individual. He got caught massaging his winky doodle in the computer lab and got suspended. it was really awesome.

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I was suspended once in school. I brought a sling-shot to school in 9th grade and this cat I used to hang with coerced me into letting him use it. Well there's this canal that runs behind the school with ducks in it. So he started grabbing large rocks and shooting the ducks with it. One of the guys living in the apartment overlooking the school must've seen him so he came to the school and told the principal. So we saw the principal and the guy looking in the canals but by this time he had stopped shooting the ducks and the sling-shot was back in my posession in my backpack. Me being the dumbass didn't think about hiding it or anything so the principal starts asking us questions by and then searches us and ends up finding it in my backpack. The other guy ends up confessing and we both get suspended for 2 days. Then the principal had this whole speech with my father and his father asking if we owned any guns and do we have thoughts of killing or harming anyone and blah blah blah... I took it serious then but now I look back on it now and laugh. It's just a part of growing up I guess. :)

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